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And who should dog lady replace on the roster? (video to follow.)

Comments (79)

  1. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    Meep! Meep! Meep! (Sound of DK running scared)

  2. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    who’s getting some free shit for letting this lady on tv?

  3. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    looks like CNBC has loosened even its own low standards:
    http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cnbc_anyone_who_owns_a_suit

  4. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    I’d hit it.

  5. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    @4 chick or dog?

  6. Posted by pfluger | September 17, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    The dog looks ashamed. Can’t blame the poor beast.

  7. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    wtf?

  8. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    I missed it. Why was the hole on?

  9. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    she looks so regal in that pic

  10. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    @2 I would never accuse eb of complicity in pay to play but I was wondering the same thing about Mr. CleanEdison yesterday and what did he have to pay to promote his “consultancy” or her program.

  11. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    I saw that bitch in murray hill last night.

  12. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 17, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    wtf, how many times can one station attempt to jump the shark? I’m glad I was on a conference call and couldn’t see the screen, I may have done something silly (or sillier than normal) can we get a top 10 list of all shark jumping attempts?

  13. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    @5 Dog of course (the little one with all the fur….)
    – 4

  14. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    With Halloween approaching, there’s sure to be an Elvira appearance.
    No HB needed there for sure.

  15. Posted by pfluger | September 17, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    Gaspo coming up, with another hard hitting story! Release the hounds!

  16. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    @14 what are you talking about? you can’t even tell, shirt’s too blousey.

  17. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    @11 did you hit it?

  18. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    Hey guys! I’ll be at Joshua Tree later tonight, come buy me a shot!
    -dog lady

  19. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    @10 Someone’s surely greasing her wheels. ever try counting the number of times she has guests on from CATO? But product placement shouldn’t be too surprising for a station that’s run like an infomercial 50% of the time. Anyone Remember the day Bezos made a ‘random’ drop-in to deliver MCC and her double-Ds the new Kindle?
    -2

  20. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    The pooch likes URE? Talk about a dog with fleas…
    *rimshot*

  21. Posted by Dennis Dickweed Kneale | September 17, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    That bitch is hot.

  22. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    Who the hell is she, and wtf is she doing on cnbc?

  23. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    @22 she was discussing high end/ridiculous dog products, like a snuggie for your dog. I shit you not, and I wish I could forget I ever saw the segment.

  24. Posted by pfluger | September 17, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    Charlie is naming everybody! CEOs, former Bear hedge fund managers. He spent “da last coupla days tawkin’ to people.”
    (Charlie is blinking alot today.)
    He knows and likes John Mack.
    Uh oh, back to Goldman and bonuses….
    Informs viewers at end of interview that “when firms blow up (investors) lose a lotta money.”

  25. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    that screen shot = my saturday night

  26. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    dog looks real unhappy like 100 percent

  27. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    @26 suicidal for sure

  28. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    The computer screens in the background say “I’m informed and my words have value,” but the sweatered dog under her arm screams “I am an absolute freak in bed.”

  29. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    @9 chick or dog?

  30. Posted by Dennis Dickweed Kneale | September 17, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    @28,
    The dog is an abolute freak in bed?!
    Sweet.

  31. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    @24
    As a general rule, never fuck with a person who blinks a lot or hardly ever.

  32. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    @28 are you fucking kidding? the sweatered dog under her arm screams “I am a high maintenance bitch who won’t let you come in my mouth.”

  33. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    @30 haha. nice.

  34. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    That chick could suck-start a 737.

  35. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    She’s very good. Very thorough.
    -a 737

  36. Posted by pfluger | September 17, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    @31: Good advice. Client 9 never blinked much, and he had those wild eyes.

  37. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    @32- interesting point. But as @34 pointed out, she looks slutty (and eccentric with the beads and the dog) which leads me to believe she could still be a freak in bed.
    -28

  38. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    @37 no dude, not at all. that’s not “eccentric,” that’s a jap trying to look trendy. the whole getup came from Bloomingdales. Trust.

  39. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:44 PM

    that dog looks like yoda.

  40. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    @2/19 CNBC segment producers will sometimes publish a guide to pitching them in trade/PR pubs like bulldog reporter. As for CATO and the other think tanks I think it’s more just cultivating content/talking heads that can deliver what eb/producers want with the quid pro quo being the proponent gets to air a point of view. Sometimes, and take the dog lady, who edits/publishes something call “Animal Care” magazine, or Mr. CleanEdison, you must wonder they have some “special relationship” with the producer.

  41. Posted by Rahodeb | September 17, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    @5 – I beleive you meant to say “which dog”

  42. Posted by Dennis Dickhead Kneale | September 17, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    @39
    that dog licked my choda.

  43. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    I watch Michelle C-C sneering at some Dem strategist and making googly eyes at a former Conservative hack with a Hitlet Youth haircut from Arizona today. They were talking about cans! (Soda cans, that is.)

  44. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    Tits Cabrera always swings right

  45. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    @40 yeah, i agree with that. my point was merely noting the rules of the game. just seems like more self-promotion by anchors and guests than anything else (not that this is anything new).

  46. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    Syracuse Class of ’05
    Tri-Delta
    Whore Phase: Sophomore year and now
    Drink: MGD 64
    Position: ATM

  47. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    @38- Conceded.
    The computer screens in the background say “I’m informed and my words have value,” but the sweatered dog under her arm and Bloomingdales ensemble screams “When you cum, make sure you do it in the towel which I have provided for you. And then wash it and fold it.”
    -28/37

  48. Posted by Anal_yst | September 17, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    Like Paris Hilton’s “dog” Tinkerbell in the Southpark episode, that little pooch is definitely going to blow its brains out as soon as they get back in the towncar/Woofmobile from Dumb & Dumber

  49. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    @48 – would you hit it in a woofmobile?

  50. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    @ 11
    Did you see that dog lady with the same dog at Murray Hill ? Otherwise, I saw her with big dog,a guy, at Central Park.

  51. Posted by b. fellows | September 17, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    THAT GOAT HAS DEVIL EYES!!!

  52. Posted by Anal_yst | September 17, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    @46 FTW (except I’d say ‘Cuse ’00, she’s prolly at least 30)

  53. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    @31 as a general rule, never fuck anyone crazier than you.

  54. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    We noticed that EB has the habit of rolling those papers with both hands. Is that her of way turning male viewers on?
    Maybe she’s sending a message to her bf “Honey, hello and this is how big it is”.

  55. Posted by Joe Mac | September 17, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    She could liven up Squawk. Karl Q Marx can be shown the door to Bloomberg. Joe needs to go too. Becks, dog, Freak. Great start to the day!

  56. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    @54 Erin is giving us idea how big is the dick of her boyfriend.

  57. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    the dog lady is named Wendy, fyi.
    She’s much more appealing than headline news reader Courtney Reagan.

  58. Posted by EvilBuzzard | September 17, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    If it was choice between boffing her and jerking off to anime cartoons on Adult Swim, I’d actually have to ponder whether to pound her.

  59. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    @58 the chick from SeaLab 2021

  60. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Maria B is looking terrible.

  61. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 5:24 PM
  62. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    tits or gtfo!

  63. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    She is the ditsy-est piece of sh*t ever…lol @ 54…your soo right, she has that look in her eyes!
    p.s. sorry sh*t if I defended you

  64. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    She is the ditsy-est piece of sh*t ever…lol @ 54…your soo right, she has that look in her eyes!
    p.s. sorry sh*t if I offended you*

  65. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    @46/52 – she’s a jap – she’d be DZ. Definitely pre’05, htough.

  66. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    @46/52 – she’s a jap – she’d be DZ. Definitely pre’05, though.

  67. Posted by richbich | September 17, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    @46/52: she’s a jap – she’d be DZ. Definitely pre’05, though.

  68. Posted by trojan | September 17, 2009 at 6:39 PM

    @46/52
    orangemen? give the big east a little credit. more like Ithaca or Hartford.

  69. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 7:51 PM

    The DOG is Maria B. I”m so over these fat ugly anchors at CNBC who look so angry and act so petty. Clearly they all hate each other over there. I”m going to Fox Business where all the babes are smokin’ hot.
    –Jeff Immelt

  70. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 9:27 PM

    @21 chick or dog?

  71. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    @trojan: good thinking, Pine Manor, early 1990s, marketing major.

  72. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 10:57 PM

    She’s an attractive lady and more appealing that Erin.
    CNBC should give her some assignments.
    -Wall Street Boys-

  73. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:37 AM

    @70: both.
    -21

  74. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:41 AM

    @49 – only if I could hit it doggy-style.
    48

  75. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 1:22 AM

    Those necklace beads must smell like…

  76. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 3:56 AM

    What’s with the dogs? When are they going to show some pussy.

  77. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    @8 – O and A Fan?

  78. Posted by call_me_daddy | September 23, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    c-cups.

  79. Posted by guest | January 3, 2010 at 12:37 AM

    Courtney Reagan is in my opinion, the hottest looking gal at CNBC, and probably one of the smartest. The reason I watch. Brains and a luscious frame. Love to stick my portfolio between her hot asscheeks.

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