If they thought guy demanding to be paid 1,784 billion, trillion dollars was an amateur, they thought wrong! Turns out he’s got experience holding up people for ridiculous sums of money. Last March he sued his landlord for “892 million billion dollars,” on the grounds that the apartment management has vandalized his bathroom and venetian blinds. I’m not saying he’s been successful thus far, but he’s got the fire inside him. Sooner or later he’s gotta win one of these things. Ken Lewis, you have been warned.
Dalton Chiscolm v. Landlord [PDF]
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I say we ask him to sue Greg for false impression of a journalist. The guy wins that one, hands down.
Matt Drudge
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My 25 yr. single barrel Boones reserve is easily worht thrice $1,784 bilion trillion dollars. Dalton is a peasant.
-KL
(fingers crossed) Come on big money. Biiiig money, big money, big money….come onnnnn big money.
-Wheel of Fortune Contestant / Frivolous Lawsuit Guy / Not a Greg Fan
Good thing for RBC that this guy is not advising the moose fister.
It’s a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five most powerful people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Jamie Dimon, Lloyd Blankfien, Hank Paulson, Ken Lewis, Ben Bernanke and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.
@5 – I’m still looking for her digits. You got ‘em?
speaking of big numbers, does anyone have numbers for 3rd year apartment vandals?
@7 Why ?
@7 – If you are looking for her digits you should be looking IN the moose.
Anybody know what’s bigger, a fuckton or an asston? I have the opportunity to get in on a couple of money making endeavors and I’m trying to figure out which one is better. Thanks.
@6/NS:
All of those guys are or were friends of mine. I miss the Colonel.
-cg
@9/5/PBD Because I deleted them from his contacts. Please don’t give them to him-you can’t even to begin to understand what else she’s capable of
@12/cg
Dude! I just don see youse speakin a da queens english. Youse freakin’ me out, dog. Youse is forgetin youse roots.
- vinny
@11:
asston
Quote of the day:
“Manerment nor mainterntmen had no atcuse’s to go
in my apartment what so ever I had to keep a lock
no the kichen cabernit.
I complane to manerment Ava Christin 4 times she
never gave-a re-sponds I want to the police he
call her a the police she would get right no it she
never gave a responds I could never live like a
human bean they did eve thing.
All-so I have pictrues vanderlise bathroom”
Pure poetry.
@11:
asston
@15/SI This is America, you need to specify whether you are referring to metric, standard (short), or long asstons. Presuably 11 was asking about standard asstons, but clarity on each would be helpful
@16 hey what have you been doing going through my diary?!?
-KL
Vinny!!!! How ya’ doin’!!! Fuckin eh!!!!
I hired some dude dat got laid off from Lehman, a real fuckin’ macher, to do my writin for me. I pay da little beanie boy dreck, but I let him have summa my cannolis, sometimes.
-cg
Sooner or later he’s gotta to win one of these things?
@20/cg
word!
-vinny
@22/vinny
Mazel-fuckin’-tov, dude!
- charlie
@21 I wouldn’t call you the “grammar/spelling police” such much as the noter of superfluous words.
@22/vinny:
Mozel-fuckin’-tov, dude!
-Charlie
touché
He looks so august in that pic.
@21
If you really are the grammar police, go arrest Greg Michaels, whose writing is the syntactical equivalent of child molestation.
Is it me or does Ken Lewis always have one of two expressions on his face in every photo:
1. Deer caught in the headlights
2. Dying to take a massive dump
Sheesh! Least photogenic guy on the planet!
@29
3. Catatonically drunk.
who shot JR?
I like midgets. Everyone should own one.
then would a thousand cubic asstons be bigger than a thousand cubic fucktons, too?
Asston is a unit of currency, like billions, while fuckton is a unit of measure, like grams…. let’s keep it straight people!!!
@2
Are you saying that your firm would rate an insurance company owned by “cows”?