His days inside the joint are spent getting high, feasting on delicious sandwich wraps, being waited on hand and foot by his new “homosexual posse,” he doesn’t have cancer and now the vindictive shrew who tried to turn a profit by writing about banging him has been more or less shut down. As of last night, Sheryl Weinstein’s book of dick jokes had sold a mere 2,000 copies (and one of those was ours, out of hate). Of course, this ultimately means the woman with the possibly huge vagina is going to balls out on publicity, describing details even she had previously deemed too classless to share (we’re finally going to find out if Bernie landed closer to “impeccably shorn” or “overgrown cock-bush”) and putting out a casting call for a “dramatic re-enactment” sex tape, but for now this has got to feel pretty good for Big B.
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I sense a great anger in Tax Chic
those (man) breasts never get old
Bernie looks like he’s partying with some of our private security contractor in Kabul.
he looks so regal in that pic
i’m going to psychoanalyze this relationship in my next blog post.
Though he looks happy in the pic, this is actually one of his convulsions
-SW
Regal is right. Take note of my pimento olives shirt, motherfuckers.
If small peens are wrong, I don’t want to be right.
-Inmate #67295
i climaxed with this guy, fyi.
-sw
Advance apologies for being off topic…but the advertising on this page worked. Sep. 17…I cannot wait for new episodes of “Sunny”.
Happy. Happy. Happy. Joy. Joy. Joy.
thats right whore, i always win! remember that!
9,
Oh, don’t even get me started. Quite possibly the best show on television. Why the fuck do they only do 13 episodes/year? ‘Tis a travesty.
Slore!
@11 agreed. also, is this sheryl weinstein’s chick single? cause i’m drunk on set again and could go for a blowie.
@13 you need help. You telling me you won’t hurl with that Slore looking up at you while she slurps away? Then again …
I always think of the gopher dancing at the end of Caddyshack when I see this picture.
@Sunny People
Throw in the fact that Curb is about to come back, Man v Food is in full swing and its the start of football season and my head might explode.
@14 i might hurl, but that has more to do with the fact that i’ve had 30 lemoncellos this morning and less to do with her neck fat. a beej is a beej. just ask the crew from the set of Twins.
-danny d
danny@17 call me.
-sw
Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You’re not being the ball Danny.
-Ty Webb
@17, what is the Twins reference?
I once blew three guys in Philadelphia for some lemoncellos. It wasn’t very sunny.
I think.
@20 I had Arnold blow me a few times during the course of filming, that’s what.
-dd/17
Sunny? I guess I’ve been clicking to too many pages including the terms “small penis” all I get is ads for extenze.
that’s what they said about parker lewis & look how that turned out.
Bernie told the SEC exam wizards of the upside of a small package — it doesn’t get in the way: “his returns were due to his perfect ‘gut feel’ for when the market would go up or go down” and provides enhanced sensitivity since he was one of those “people [that] feel the market”.
Imus officially going to Fox….developing……
That pic cracks me up every time
@Naked
MvF is indeed a great show of gastronomic proportions; more of our cohorts should watch in hopes of being inspired to likewise achieve greatness in such feats.
g-d bless bess levin.
Remember weekend at Bernie’s? This is it…
@30 besides them having the same name, there are no other similarities b/t the movie and the madoff story.
these giant vag ladies are getting away with murder
gflrlH I value the post.Really looking forward to read more. Really Cool.