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Comments (82)

  1. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    Thing #1 and Thing #2

  2. Posted by american bandersnatch | September 24, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    Shia will destroy the cachet of Wall Street in the same was he destroyed Indy’s coolness.

  3. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    Is that Sway?

  4. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:15 AM

    @2 that’s not a caption

  5. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    @2, you’re an idiot, the “cachet” has already been destroyed

  6. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:18 AM

    break me off a piece of that!
    -barney frank

  7. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    entry for gayest picture of the year?

  8. Posted by Barkley | September 24, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    Dude – where’s your hand?

  9. Posted by Sol R | September 24, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    Wow, it is possible to say “squeeze it harder and stroke faster” while smiling for a camera. Who knew?

  10. Posted by CoveredLong | September 24, 2009 at 9:21 AM

    Roubini’s expression says: ‘I’m not wearing any pants’
    LeBeouf’s expression says: ‘Roubini’s not wearing any pants’
    My expression says: ‘I think I just threw up in my mouth, a little bit’

  11. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:23 AM

    stop putting up NAMBLA pics of Shia

  12. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    I plan on leaving the good professor’s balls bankrupt, of sperm, if you know what I’m saying.

  13. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | September 24, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    father / son day at the frat house?

  14. Posted by NakedShort | September 24, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    “Why does Chester the Molester here keep asking me if I broke into Megan Fox’s trailer and sniffed her undies?”

  15. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    Just me or are Roubini’s fingers freakishly long?

  16. Posted by merkin capital partners | September 24, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    You make your hand go up-down-up-down, i give you free trial to rgemonitor.com.
    NR

  17. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    2 guys 1 couch

  18. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    @16 thought the same thing. super creepy.

  19. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    @ 16 they also look kind of delicate.

  20. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    shia finally meets his estranged biological father.

  21. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    would love to be the meat in that sandwich.
    -BF

  22. Posted by Barkley | September 24, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    It just looks like the first half of a before/after picture. In after picture you just see the top of NR’s head. NTTIAWWT.

  23. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:39 AM
  24. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    @24 written about here last week, try and keep up bitch.
    –ShiB

  25. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    Shaia, get you thumb out of my ass – please.

  26. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    I watched “Constantine” last night and I was so pleased when Le-Beef got killed after repeated blunt trauma impacts.

  27. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    @18 – FTW.

  28. Posted by Joe Mac | September 24, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    #6 Excellent turn of phrase.

  29. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    @ 1 FTW. They really do look like Thing 1 and Thing 2.

  30. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    NR: “You know it may hurt a little bit but this will be our secret, ok? Now smile for the cameraman.”

  31. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:46 AM

    Didn’t know there was a casting couch in economics.

  32. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    @ 25…was the actual video of him pawning his stuff up last week?

  33. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    too egg-shaped didn’t BJ

  34. Posted by Prime Brokerage Dude | September 24, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    Shia: “It moved”
    Nouri: “Thanks ?”

  35. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    Why is Gene Simmons with Shia? And when did he cut his hair?

  36. Posted by turd_ferguson | September 24, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    Two and a half men

  37. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    @37 – Worst call E V E R

  38. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    They look so regal in that pic.
    -Not the guy who usually leaves the “he looks so regal” comments

  39. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    Le-Beef: You look delicious
    Roubini: You look delicious, too. Where’s Mike?

  40. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    @37
    That’s not Gene Simmons, it’s Seth MacFarlane.

  41. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:11 AM
  42. Posted by He Hate Me | September 24, 2009 at 10:12 AM
  43. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    The new killing it
    -NR

  44. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    Two guys that know absolutely nothing about finance.

  45. Posted by Perkins Maxwell | September 24, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    Nouriel’s fixed grimace says “who the hell is this fuck?” Shia’s sheepish smile says “I just came in my pants.”

  46. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    I’d love to have been a vulva on the wall during that conversation.

  47. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    It’s 10:15 and Greg thankfully hasn’t posted yet. But when he does, I already know it is going to suck. At least the kid is consistent.

  48. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    #18 ftw

  49. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    That’s eerily reminiscient of photos of suicide bombers in the days before they depart for their missions.

  50. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    @ 52 ftw

  51. Posted by CoveredLong | September 24, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    #52 = Shia & Nouriel posting from their Lamborghini bed after finishing a tickle fight (yes Vikram is jealous)
    -Not a Lehman Quant

  52. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    One of them will get donkey punched

  53. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    @48 FTW

  54. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:31 AM

    One of them will get donkey punched

  55. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    what’s this site’s fascination with shiala? the beech is lame

  56. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    Just the two of us
    you know that I’m your guy
    Just the two of us
    please don’t get it in my eye
    Just the two of us, dr. doom and i

  57. Posted by registered_user | September 24, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    “I fly stuff in fresh every day. I get bread from back home, I get fish from California, and you can always tell a great kitchen like ours ’cause of the milk-fed veal. That’s the secret. See milk-fed veal is pure white. Out here, they got that pink veal. Slide over, honey. Now pink veal, you can pound that shit for two days, and it’ll never ever get tender, you know what I mean? “

  58. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Shia: Nubs, here’s my gift to you.
    Nubs: Oh joy – your dick in a box.

  59. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    They’ve made an AIDS vaccine! You can resume pounding your secretary in the ass without protection. The 80′s are back baby.

  60. Posted by bluehorseshoe | September 24, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Nouriel’s favorite stripper/hooker/law student was the one holding the camera

  61. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    Yep, #48 FTW!

  62. Posted by call_me_daddy | September 24, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    “hey nori, you want to be pitcher or catcher this time?”

  63. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    “The only thing gayer than picture is eight guys fucking nine guys”

  64. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    Who knew Dr. Doom was into young boys as well?

  65. Posted by Lateral | September 24, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    One is a skinny bitch who likes to take it in the ass and thinks he is famous. The other one is Shia LeBoeuf.

  66. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    63- Gaspo was holding the camera. The sweaty italian loves fluid situations.

  67. Posted by EvilBuzzard | September 24, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    The smile reveals to even the casual observer which of the two was the alpha.

  68. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    what a sensy looking couple

  69. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:16 PM

    “Shia, every seen a Grown Man Naked?”

  70. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Tell me about that movie “Holes” you were in..

  71. Posted by me | September 24, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    is it me or does it look like hes about to push his head down into his crouch

  72. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    @74 no but it does kind of look like he’s about to push his head into his crotch.

  73. Posted by me | September 24, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    @ 75 sorry i cant spell

  74. Posted by UptownBreadLine | September 24, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    “What?…you said no sex in the CHAMPAGNE room, not the bathroom”

  75. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    N:He wants me to show him what a double dipped recession feels like!

  76. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    Just a pair of fudge packers!

  77. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    @48 FTW!

  78. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    “Why yes, my hand is between two fluffy pillows”
    “Do you like gladiator movies?”

  79. Posted by moderator | September 25, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Step Brothers

  80. Posted by Baxter | September 25, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    Poll: CFA Carries More Weight Than MBA
    Article published on September 16, 2009
    By Gregory Shulas
    Industry professionals seeking credentials that elevate their career prospects are better off pursuing the CFA over the MBA. That’s according to a FundFire poll which asked readers to identify the credential that carries the most weight.
    Roughly 53%, or 781 voters, said the Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA) designation carries more gravitas than the Master of Business Administration (MBA) in the asset management industry. That made it the top choice in the survey, which focused exclusively on those two credentials.
    In contrast, 22%, or 329 voters, said the MBA is the most meaningful designation in the sector, putting that in second place by a distant margin.
    A mere 8%, or 111 voters, meanwhile, said the credentials hold an equal amount of weight in the industry, making that the survey’s least popular option. Further, 17%, or 251 voters, said neither designation is make-or-break for a skilled and determined professional.
    The poll’s findings dovetail with a June 23 FundFire survey in which roughly 55%, or 684 voters, said the CFA designation significantly influences a professional’s ability to get ahead. Only 8% of voters in that poll said it is not necessary to pursue the CFA.
    FundFire has reported that the number of sales, marketing and client relations professionals seeking their CFA designation has more than doubled in the past several years.
    For example, 389 exam takers registered as marketing managers took the test in June, compared to 185 in June 2007. Additionally, roughly 5,250 relationship manager exam takers took the test this year, in contrast to 2,496 in 2007. (Click here for FundFire article, “Sales Pros Taking CFA for Edge.”)
    Being a CFA candidate is no walk in the park, however. It can take months, if not years in some cases, to prepare. And passing is hardly a given, as only 45% of exam takers made the grade this June.
    A candidate must pass three tests sequentially. The Level I exam is offered twice per year, in December and June, while the Level II and Level III tests are offered only once a year.
    As of 3 p.m. Tuesday, 1,472 FundFire subscribers had participated in the poll.
    Participants were self-selected and were only able to vote once. FundFire’s primary audience consists of asset managers, institutional investors, consultants, financial advisors and service providers.

  81. Posted by guest | September 26, 2009 at 2:25 AM

    What say Shia? Buckin bronco or flying camel tonight?

  82. Posted by guest | September 26, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    Nice pic considering how bad the light is in those lady-boy bars.

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