Caption Contest Thursday: Just The Two Of Us
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Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:13AM
Thing #1 and Thing #2
Posted by american bandersnatch , Sep 24, 2009 9:14AM
Shia will destroy the cachet of Wall Street in the same was he destroyed Indy's coolness.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:14AM
Is that Sway?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:15AM
@2 that's not a caption
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:18AM
@2, you're an idiot, the "cachet" has already been destroyed
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:18AM
break me off a piece of that!
-barney frank
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:19AM
entry for gayest picture of the year?
Posted by Barkley , Sep 24, 2009 9:19AM
Dude - where's your hand?
Posted by Sol R , Sep 24, 2009 9:20AM
Wow, it is possible to say "squeeze it harder and stroke faster" while smiling for a camera. Who knew?
Posted by CoveredLong , Sep 24, 2009 9:21AM
Roubini's expression says: 'I'm not wearing any pants'
LeBeouf's expression says: 'Roubini's not wearing any pants'
My expression says: 'I think I just threw up in my mouth, a little bit'
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:23AM
stop putting up NAMBLA pics of Shia
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:25AM
I plan on leaving the good professor's balls bankrupt, of sperm, if you know what I'm saying.
Posted by sunil sachdev , Sep 24, 2009 9:26AM
It moved.
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Sep 24, 2009 9:27AM
father / son day at the frat house?
Posted by NakedShort , Sep 24, 2009 9:27AM
"Why does Chester the Molester here keep asking me if I broke into Megan Fox's trailer and sniffed her undies?"
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:27AM
Just me or are Roubini's fingers freakishly long?
Posted by merkin capital partners , Sep 24, 2009 9:28AM
You make your hand go up-down-up-down, i give you free trial to rgemonitor.com.
NR
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:30AM
2 guys 1 couch
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:35AM
@16 thought the same thing. super creepy.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:37AM
@ 16 they also look kind of delicate.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:37AM
shia finally meets his estranged biological father.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:38AM
would love to be the meat in that sandwich.
-BF
Posted by Barkley , Sep 24, 2009 9:39AM
It just looks like the first half of a before/after picture. In after picture you just see the top of NR's head. NTTIAWWT.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:39AM
Poor Lenny.....
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2009/09/lenny-dykstra-pawn-shop.html
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:41AM
@24 written about here last week, try and keep up bitch.
--ShiB
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:41AM
NR: "You know it may hurt a little bit but this will be our secret, ok? Now smile for the cameraman."
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:42AM
Shaia, get you thumb out of my ass - please.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:42AM
I watched "Constantine" last night and I was so pleased when Le-Beef got killed after repeated blunt trauma impacts.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:43AM
@18 - FTW.
Posted by Joe Mac , Sep 24, 2009 9:43AM
#6 Excellent turn of phrase.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:44AM
@ 1 FTW. They really do look like Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:44AM
NR: "You know it may hurt a little bit but this will be our secret, ok? Now smile for the cameraman."
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:46AM
Didn't know there was a casting couch in economics.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:49AM
@ 25...was the actual video of him pawning his stuff up last week?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:49AM
too egg-shaped didn't BJ
Posted by Prime Brokerage Dude , Sep 24, 2009 9:49AM
Shia: "It moved"
Nouri: "Thanks ?"
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:53AM
Why is Gene Simmons with Shia? And when did he cut his hair?
Posted by turd_ferguson , Sep 24, 2009 9:56AM
Two and a half men
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:00AM
@37 - Worst call E V E R
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:02AM
They look so regal in that pic.
-Not the guy who usually leaves the "he looks so regal" comments
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:05AM
Le-Beef: You look delicious
Roubini: You look delicious, too. Where's Mike?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:09AM
@37
That's not Gene Simmons, it's Seth MacFarlane.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:11AM
How Gasparino gets his sources to talk: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/09/24/italy.mafia.crocodile/index.html
Posted by He Hate Me , Sep 24, 2009 10:12AM
I didn't realize this was a premiere for Shrek 4.
http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2009/09/22/news/photos_galleries/capitalism/capitalism141647--500x380.jpg
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:13AM
The new killing it
-NR
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:16AM
Two guys that know absolutely nothing about finance.
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Sep 24, 2009 10:16AM
Nouriel's fixed grimace says "who the hell is this fuck?" Shia's sheepish smile says "I just came in my pants."
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:16AM
I'd love to have been a vulva on the wall during that conversation.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:18AM
It's 10:15 and Greg thankfully hasn't posted yet. But when he does, I already know it is going to suck. At least the kid is consistent.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:18AM
#18 ftw
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:20AM
That's eerily reminiscient of photos of suicide bombers in the days before they depart for their missions.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:21AM
@ 52 ftw
Posted by CoveredLong , Sep 24, 2009 10:24AM
#52 = Shia & Nouriel posting from their Lamborghini bed after finishing a tickle fight (yes Vikram is jealous)
-Not a Lehman Quant
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:25AM
One of them will get donkey punched
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:27AM
so this is how i will look after the sex change operation?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:28AM
@48 FTW
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:31AM
One of them will get donkey punched
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:36AM
what's this site's fascination with shiala? the beech is lame
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:37AM
Just the two of us
you know that I'm your guy
Just the two of us
please don't get it in my eye
Just the two of us, dr. doom and i
Posted by registered_user , Sep 24, 2009 10:44AM
"I fly stuff in fresh every day. I get bread from back home, I get fish from California, and you can always tell a great kitchen like ours 'cause of the milk-fed veal. That's the secret. See milk-fed veal is pure white. Out here, they got that pink veal. Slide over, honey. Now pink veal, you can pound that shit for two days, and it'll never ever get tender, you know what I mean? "
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:47AM
Shia: Nubs, here's my gift to you.
Nubs: Oh joy - your dick in a box.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 10:49AM
They've made an AIDS vaccine! You can resume pounding your secretary in the ass without protection. The 80's are back baby.
Posted by bluehorseshoe , Sep 24, 2009 11:37AM
Nouriel's favorite stripper/hooker/law student was the one holding the camera
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 11:43AM
Yep, #48 FTW!
Posted by call_me_daddy , Sep 24, 2009 11:52AM
"hey nori, you want to be pitcher or catcher this time?"
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 11:58AM
"The only thing gayer than picture is eight guys fucking nine guys"
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 12:03PM
Who knew Dr. Doom was into young boys as well?
Posted by Lateral , Sep 24, 2009 12:09PM
One is a skinny bitch who likes to take it in the ass and thinks he is famous. The other one is Shia LeBoeuf.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 12:16PM
63- Gaspo was holding the camera. The sweaty italian loves fluid situations.
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Sep 24, 2009 12:41PM
The smile reveals to even the casual observer which of the two was the alpha.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 12:41PM
what a sensy looking couple
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 1:16PM
"Shia, every seen a Grown Man Naked?"
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 2:09PM
Tell me about that movie "Holes" you were in..
Posted by me , Sep 24, 2009 2:57PM
is it me or does it look like hes about to push his head down into his crouch
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 2:59PM
@74 no but it does kind of look like he's about to push his head into his crotch.
Posted by me , Sep 24, 2009 2:59PM
@ 75 sorry i cant spell
Posted by UptownBreadLine , Sep 24, 2009 3:33PM
"What?...you said no sex in the CHAMPAGNE room, not the bathroom"
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:36PM
N:He wants me to show him what a double dipped recession feels like!
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:40PM
Just a pair of fudge packers!
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 5:24PM
@48 FTW!
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 4:25PM
"Why yes, my hand is between two fluffy pillows"
"Do you like gladiator movies?"
Posted by moderator , Sep 25, 2009 4:29PM
Step Brothers
Posted by Baxter , Sep 25, 2009 4:47PM
Poll: CFA Carries More Weight Than MBA
Article published on September 16, 2009
By Gregory Shulas
Industry professionals seeking credentials that elevate their career prospects are better off pursuing the CFA over the MBA. That’s according to a FundFire poll which asked readers to identify the credential that carries the most weight.
Roughly 53%, or 781 voters, said the Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA) designation carries more gravitas than the Master of Business Administration (MBA) in the asset management industry. That made it the top choice in the survey, which focused exclusively on those two credentials.
In contrast, 22%, or 329 voters, said the MBA is the most meaningful designation in the sector, putting that in second place by a distant margin.
A mere 8%, or 111 voters, meanwhile, said the credentials hold an equal amount of weight in the industry, making that the survey’s least popular option. Further, 17%, or 251 voters, said neither designation is make-or-break for a skilled and determined professional.
The poll’s findings dovetail with a June 23 FundFire survey in which roughly 55%, or 684 voters, said the CFA designation significantly influences a professional’s ability to get ahead. Only 8% of voters in that poll said it is not necessary to pursue the CFA.
FundFire has reported that the number of sales, marketing and client relations professionals seeking their CFA designation has more than doubled in the past several years.
For example, 389 exam takers registered as marketing managers took the test in June, compared to 185 in June 2007. Additionally, roughly 5,250 relationship manager exam takers took the test this year, in contrast to 2,496 in 2007. (Click here for FundFire article, “Sales Pros Taking CFA for Edge.”)
Being a CFA candidate is no walk in the park, however. It can take months, if not years in some cases, to prepare. And passing is hardly a given, as only 45% of exam takers made the grade this June.
A candidate must pass three tests sequentially. The Level I exam is offered twice per year, in December and June, while the Level II and Level III tests are offered only once a year.
As of 3 p.m. Tuesday, 1,472 FundFire subscribers had participated in the poll.
Participants were self-selected and were only able to vote once. FundFire’s primary audience consists of asset managers, institutional investors, consultants, financial advisors and service providers.
Posted by guest , Sep 26, 2009 2:25AM
What say Shia? Buckin bronco or flying camel tonight?
Posted by guest , Sep 26, 2009 9:13AM
Nice pic considering how bad the light is in those lady-boy bars.