[Shia LaBeouf on the Money Never Sleeps Set, in his role as a trader. This is how Oliver Stone perceives you people.]
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[Shia LaBeouf on the Money Never Sleeps Set, in his role as a trader. This is how Oliver Stone perceives you people.]
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I agree with Stone. You guys are all really faggy looking.
Nevermind Shia, is this Bess?
http://images.nymag.com/guides/money/2009/bloggers091005_6_198b.jpg
@2 it’s weird that you keep posting that comment in new threads in attempt to get traction on it, esp when you’ve already been told that yes, that is bess, and that it’s also an illustration that pretty much doesn’t look like her at all, seemingly based on this pic: http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bess-levin.png
Looks like Dukakis in the tank.
what a fairy.
-cg
Is he using the power of the Schwartz?
Zog
What a fag.
CG
I think its unfortunate his slacks aren’t hemmed full break.
But then again maybe everyone thinks I am the douche nugget for walking around with full break slacks.
@2 – FOAD, Stalker wanna-be.
On what planet does Stone live on?! Trader? I think not. Shia looks like a delivery boy from the Blue Store.
What a beefcake!
Dennis Kneale
Professional traders know the Virtual TraDar® Dome lets you take it to the streets.
in the pic on the motorcycle, is she wearing a strap-on?
@6
Shit, I was just about to make a Spaceballs reference.
nice loafers
He kind of looks like Marvin the Martian.
Heeees Helmeeeet eeeees to beeeg for heeeeees head.
dman hipster traders
One more time
We’re gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, alright
Don’t stop the dancin’
No, we don’t stop
You can’t stop
We’re gonna celebrate
One more time
Even Stevens Road Trip?
@2: if you met Bess walking down the street there’s no way you’d recognize her from that image. So keep fantasizing.
And Naked, the man behind the genius that is Handbridge Capital cannot be any douchier than this asshole. It would violate any number of natural laws.
so it’s the gay power ranger that saves us from financial armageddon? sweet.
Was roller blading too straight?
Even Stevens Road Trip?
If I looked like that, I would have to kick my own ass.
@25 that’s the next scene.
-ollie
He still looks tougher than Dennis Kneale.
Macke Sack
I think he looks nice.
David Wright
Is that helmet pic before or after he finished providing blumpkins at 85 Broad St?
What do you mean, “You people”?
I hope this movie has some serious walrus in it.
Is this the hipster remake of Dumb & Dumber?
He should be on a Vespa.
Is that Macaulay Culkin sitting behind him on the bike?
These pics are obviously from a dream sequence that takes place in the year 2050.
Are they shooting a movie or a Fall Out Boy music video?
Better put that splatter gaurd down.
So I shouldn’t run and buy a huge helmet to wear to work tomorrow?
Jefferies analyst
here ya go:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_Street_2
Actually, I know some correlation traders at French banks that dress like this.
VOGUE TRADER
Eurotrash: it’s what’s for dinner.
Is she ramming him with a strap-on via the back door?
@41 what do you think you’re providing us with there? we’re all aware of the sequel, and what it entails.
That look is sooo 10 minutes ago
I think he looks good.
-rbs employee
This movie is completely dated and it’s not even in the can. HFT-Sybian machines pioneered at GS replaced human traders a while ago.
No, Donny, these people are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of.
The Ducati Streetfighter says “I think I’m a badass”. The loafers say “but I’m on my way to party on Fire Island.”
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
That was my outfit on Monday.
-A.G. Edwards Financial Advisor
LaBeouf has also described the film, as being “a walk and talk money movie” that is both “wordy and heady.”
This coming from the guy who has starred in such classics as ‘Holes’ and ‘Eagle Eye’. I’m dreading this movie more and more…
Do the helmet and the loafers make me look ____? Be honest.
@54 Perhaps Greg is LaBeouf… sounds like him, and would explain a lot.
Rogue Trader: He’ll risk everything, but fashion, to beat the system!
@55 Drewish? Sensy?
LMAO @ 51!
Anyway, he looks like every Frog at SocGen to me.
Not even I would make a trader wear this outfit.
-Ping J
the chick has a bigger sack than Shia…from the pics anyway
Looks good, minus the sleeves.
-CG
Looks like the delivery guy is here. Time to send the analysts downstairs to pick up dinner.
Clutch and Chrome dudette – thot Jax ran over the lil’ pumkin in the first season of Sons of Anarchay.
Dark Helmet? Is this what NY traders really look like? Good Lord. A desk full of Houston gas traders (dressed appropriately in Ropers, faded jeans, and a sporting clays shirt) would chew this guy up and spit him out faster than they could get through a bowl of red beans and rice at Treebeards.
@65 needs a user name I suggest Brokeback
The only thing this guy trades is bodily fluids in the East Village
Pigsquealer
67- that’s west village you hayseed
@20 FTW
What is very fuckin cool is that he gets on the bike, then has it towed to work. That’s when you know you’re baller.
Mmmmm, I like, I like…
~Nouriel R.
“What is this insect on my back? Eww…”
Bravo @43… actually laughed out loud. Surprised nobody else recognized your effort
I am sure that Sheen actually rode the bike in his scenes for Wall Street.
Is this a cover photo shoot for The Advocate?
@8 / NS
Aren’t non-break slacks the official douche-garb? I saw Thom Browne or whatever peddling ankle-length slacks that show all that sexy ankle action.
BTW, the Gucci loafers are totally gay.
71,
Haha! Well done.
He looks so fecal in that picture.
CHUNG IS KING!
Oy. I hate myself. I have a pair of those shoes.
71,
Haha! Well done.
I’d hit it
-DK
they actually have some nice motorcycle gear
of course, everybody knows that…
http://tinyurl.com/ydkmk9b
@59: ‘ey!!! Nossing rrrongue wiz Societe Generale!!!
Eet zis frogue!
Where is this being filmed? I don’t feel like searching for it right now I just want to know if I can somehow fuck up a scene on a lunch break or something.
I believe this is what Peter Parker would look like if he were French and gay.
The fact that the chick’s bag is bigger than his is also a nice touch.
BTW, not Greg Michaels. He wears Hush Puppies.
@87 this was hours ago, on the uws
@65 does calpine even have a gas desk anymore? Or are we talking ex-el paso guys toughened up by a few years on the inside?
are they filming in midtown east anytime soon?
If you hear any noise, it ain’t the boys. It’s ladies night. Uh huh.
“Good thing Oliver sprang for Lorenzos @ $550 a pair — I’m jellin.”
- Girlie Man LaBeouf
The helmet, slacks and loafers are good but it’s the man-purse that really ties it all together.
Def French Correlation trader. No way he is trading flow.
This makes me a bit wet. Is that wrong?
He looks much too manly to be in finance
he’s a member of HOG. Homo Owner’s Group.
Fucking gay loafers. I’d like to kick that dude in the balls. Hahaha.
@71 – comment of the month
100 tools above
He has his mother’s thighs
I’m ready for the gimp.
Any of you brosephs pulled the trigger on skinny jeans yet? My wife bought me a pair but i’m hesitant to wear these beasts. Please discuss. Tnx.
the gucci loafers really arent that gay. you guys are revealing some poor upbringing in this thread
Note to Straight Self: “Throw out loafers – everyone thinks you are gay”
I wish Miss Levin would weigh-in on the Gucci loafers. Bess, what’s your take? Gay or not gay?
-Shia
@106 it’s not that the loafers are G, per se, but they look like that when the other accessories are a giant helmet, a man bag, and SL’s delicate frame.
@103
Unless you are in an 80s big hair glam band, in a british punk rock band, or French, you should not be touching them with a 10 foot pole… And if you have a 10 foot pole, you should be in porno, not finance. [pre-emptive strike against all you pole jokesters]
My word. It’s Gazoo from the Flintstones.