• 30 Sep 2009 at 3:51 PM

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[Shia LaBeouf on the Money Never Sleeps Set, in his role as a trader. This is how Oliver Stone perceives you people.]


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    1. 1
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 3:53 PM

      I agree with Stone. You guys are all really faggy looking.

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 3:54 PM

      Nevermind Shia, is this Bess?
      http://images.nymag.com/guides/money/2009/bloggers091005_6_198b.jpg

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 3:57 PM

      @2 it’s weird that you keep posting that comment in new threads in attempt to get traction on it, esp when you’ve already been told that yes, that is bess, and that it’s also an illustration that pretty much doesn’t look like her at all, seemingly based on this pic: http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bess-levin.png

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 3:57 PM

      Looks like Dukakis in the tank.

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 3:57 PM

      what a fairy.
      -cg

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 3:58 PM

      Is he using the power of the Schwartz?
      Zog

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 3:59 PM

      What a fag.
      CG

    8. 8
      Posted by NakedShort | September 30, 2009 at 4:00 PM

      I think its unfortunate his slacks aren’t hemmed full break.
      But then again maybe everyone thinks I am the douche nugget for walking around with full break slacks.

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:01 PM

      @2 – FOAD, Stalker wanna-be.

    10. 10
      Posted by Tax Chick | September 30, 2009 at 4:01 PM

      On what planet does Stone live on?! Trader? I think not. Shia looks like a delivery boy from the Blue Store.

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:01 PM

      What a beefcake!
      Dennis Kneale

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:01 PM

      Professional traders know the Virtual TraDar® Dome lets you take it to the streets.

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:01 PM

      in the pic on the motorcycle, is she wearing a strap-on?

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:02 PM

      @6
      Shit, I was just about to make a Spaceballs reference.

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:02 PM

      nice loafers

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:02 PM

      He kind of looks like Marvin the Martian.

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:02 PM

      Heeees Helmeeeet eeeees to beeeg for heeeeees head.

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:03 PM

      dman hipster traders

    19. 19
      Posted by Subprime All Star | September 30, 2009 at 4:03 PM

      One more time
      We’re gonna celebrate
      Oh yeah, alright
      Don’t stop the dancin’
      No, we don’t stop
      You can’t stop
      We’re gonna celebrate
      One more time

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:03 PM

      Even Stevens Road Trip?

    21. 21
      Posted by Perkins Maxwell | September 30, 2009 at 4:04 PM

      @2: if you met Bess walking down the street there’s no way you’d recognize her from that image. So keep fantasizing.
      And Naked, the man behind the genius that is Handbridge Capital cannot be any douchier than this asshole. It would violate any number of natural laws.

    22. 22
      Posted by HAM05 | September 30, 2009 at 4:04 PM

      so it’s the gay power ranger that saves us from financial armageddon? sweet.

    23. 23
      Posted by merkin capital partners | September 30, 2009 at 4:05 PM

      Was roller blading too straight?

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:07 PM

      Even Stevens Road Trip?

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:07 PM

      If I looked like that, I would have to kick my own ass.

    26. 26
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:08 PM

      @25 that’s the next scene.
      -ollie

    27. 27
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:08 PM

      He still looks tougher than Dennis Kneale.
      Macke Sack

    28. 28
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:10 PM

      I think he looks nice.
      David Wright

    29. 29
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:10 PM

      Is that helmet pic before or after he finished providing blumpkins at 85 Broad St?

    30. 30
      Posted by Cheese | September 30, 2009 at 4:11 PM

      What do you mean, “You people”?

    31. 31
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:11 PM

      I hope this movie has some serious walrus in it.

    32. 32
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:12 PM

      Is this the hipster remake of Dumb & Dumber?

    33. 33
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:12 PM

      He should be on a Vespa.

    34. 34
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:12 PM

      Is that Macaulay Culkin sitting behind him on the bike?

    35. 35
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:14 PM

      These pics are obviously from a dream sequence that takes place in the year 2050.

    36. 36
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:16 PM

      Are they shooting a movie or a Fall Out Boy music video?

    37. 37
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:16 PM

      Better put that splatter gaurd down.

    38. 38
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:16 PM

      So I shouldn’t run and buy a huge helmet to wear to work tomorrow?
      Jefferies analyst

    39. 39
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:17 PM

      here ya go:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_Street_2

    40. 40
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:18 PM

      Actually, I know some correlation traders at French banks that dress like this.

    41. 41
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:19 PM

      VOGUE TRADER

    42. 42
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:20 PM

      Eurotrash: it’s what’s for dinner.

    43. 43
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:21 PM

      Is she ramming him with a strap-on via the back door?

    44. 44
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:22 PM

      @41 what do you think you’re providing us with there? we’re all aware of the sequel, and what it entails.

    45. 45
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:22 PM

      That look is sooo 10 minutes ago

    46. 46
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:22 PM

      I think he looks good.
      -rbs employee

    47. 47
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:23 PM

      This movie is completely dated and it’s not even in the can. HFT-Sybian machines pioneered at GS replaced human traders a while ago.

    48. 48
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:25 PM

      No, Donny, these people are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of.

    49. 49
      Posted by Inside the Buyside | September 30, 2009 at 4:25 PM

      The Ducati Streetfighter says “I think I’m a badass”. The loafers say “but I’m on my way to party on Fire Island.”

    50. 50
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:25 PM

      I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

    51. 51
      Posted by highlyconfident | September 30, 2009 at 4:27 PM

      That was my outfit on Monday.
      -A.G. Edwards Financial Advisor

    52. 52
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:28 PM

      LaBeouf has also described the film, as being “a walk and talk money movie” that is both “wordy and heady.”
      This coming from the guy who has starred in such classics as ‘Holes’ and ‘Eagle Eye’. I’m dreading this movie more and more…

    53. 53
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:30 PM

      Do the helmet and the loafers make me look ____? Be honest.

    54. 54
      Posted by Tax Chick | September 30, 2009 at 4:30 PM

      @54 Perhaps Greg is LaBeouf… sounds like him, and would explain a lot.

    55. 55
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:34 PM

      Rogue Trader: He’ll risk everything, but fashion, to beat the system!

    56. 56
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:36 PM

      @55 Drewish? Sensy?

    57. 57
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:38 PM

      LMAO @ 51!
      Anyway, he looks like every Frog at SocGen to me.

    58. 58
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:40 PM

      Not even I would make a trader wear this outfit.
      -Ping J

    59. 59
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:41 PM

      the chick has a bigger sack than Shia…from the pics anyway

    60. 60
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:41 PM

      Looks good, minus the sleeves.
      -CG

    61. 61
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:44 PM

      Looks like the delivery guy is here. Time to send the analysts downstairs to pick up dinner.

    62. 62
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:44 PM

      Clutch and Chrome dudette – thot Jax ran over the lil’ pumkin in the first season of Sons of Anarchay.

    63. 63
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:50 PM

      Dark Helmet? Is this what NY traders really look like? Good Lord. A desk full of Houston gas traders (dressed appropriately in Ropers, faded jeans, and a sporting clays shirt) would chew this guy up and spit him out faster than they could get through a bowl of red beans and rice at Treebeards.

    64. 64
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:52 PM

      @65 needs a user name I suggest Brokeback

    65. 65
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:53 PM

      The only thing this guy trades is bodily fluids in the East Village

    66. 66
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:54 PM

      Pigsquealer

    67. 67
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:56 PM

      67- that’s west village you hayseed

    68. 68
      Posted by frankthetank | September 30, 2009 at 4:59 PM

      @20 FTW

    69. 69
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:59 PM

      What is very fuckin cool is that he gets on the bike, then has it towed to work. That’s when you know you’re baller.

    70. 70
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:59 PM

      Mmmmm, I like, I like…
      ~Nouriel R.

    71. 71
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:02 PM

      “What is this insect on my back? Eww…”

    72. 72
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:02 PM

      Bravo @43… actually laughed out loud. Surprised nobody else recognized your effort

    73. 73
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:04 PM

      I am sure that Sheen actually rode the bike in his scenes for Wall Street.

    74. 74
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:04 PM

      Is this a cover photo shoot for The Advocate?

    75. 75
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:05 PM

      @8 / NS
      Aren’t non-break slacks the official douche-garb? I saw Thom Browne or whatever peddling ankle-length slacks that show all that sexy ankle action.
      BTW, the Gucci loafers are totally gay.

    76. 76
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:05 PM

      71,
      Haha! Well done.

    77. 77
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:06 PM

      He looks so fecal in that picture.

    78. 78
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:11 PM

      CHUNG IS KING!

    79. 79
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:17 PM

      Oy. I hate myself. I have a pair of those shoes.

    80. 80
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:17 PM

      71,
      Haha! Well done.

    81. 81
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:33 PM

      I’d hit it
      -DK

    82. 82
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:46 PM

      they actually have some nice motorcycle gear

    83. 83
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:47 PM

      of course, everybody knows that…
      http://tinyurl.com/ydkmk9b

    84. 84
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:48 PM

      @59: ‘ey!!! Nossing rrrongue wiz Societe Generale!!!
      Eet zis frogue!

    85. 85
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:52 PM

      Where is this being filmed? I don’t feel like searching for it right now I just want to know if I can somehow fuck up a scene on a lunch break or something.

    86. 86
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:54 PM

      I believe this is what Peter Parker would look like if he were French and gay.
      The fact that the chick’s bag is bigger than his is also a nice touch.
      BTW, not Greg Michaels. He wears Hush Puppies.

    87. 87
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 6:05 PM

      @87 this was hours ago, on the uws

    88. 88
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 6:13 PM

      @65 does calpine even have a gas desk anymore? Or are we talking ex-el paso guys toughened up by a few years on the inside?

    89. 89
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 6:13 PM

      are they filming in midtown east anytime soon?

    90. 90
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 6:28 PM

      If you hear any noise, it ain’t the boys. It’s ladies night. Uh huh.

    91. 91
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 7:33 PM

      “Good thing Oliver sprang for Lorenzos @ $550 a pair — I’m jellin.”
      - Girlie Man LaBeouf

    92. 92
      Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 7:35 PM

      The helmet, slacks and loafers are good but it’s the man-purse that really ties it all together.

    93. 93
      Posted by quantacide | September 30, 2009 at 8:24 PM

      Def French Correlation trader. No way he is trading flow.

    94. 94
      Posted by not TC | September 30, 2009 at 9:18 PM

      This makes me a bit wet. Is that wrong?

    95. 95
      Posted by Moosefister | October 1, 2009 at 12:02 AM

      He looks much too manly to be in finance

    96. 96
      Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 12:36 AM

      he’s a member of HOG. Homo Owner’s Group.
      Fucking gay loafers. I’d like to kick that dude in the balls. Hahaha.

    97. 97
      Posted by registered_user | October 1, 2009 at 7:55 AM

      @71 – comment of the month

    98. 98
      Posted by Cliff Asness | October 1, 2009 at 7:57 AM

      100 tools above

    99. 99
      Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 10:31 AM

      He has his mother’s thighs

    100. 100
      Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 10:53 AM

      I’m ready for the gimp.

    101. 101
      Posted by Contemplating buying skinny jeans | October 1, 2009 at 11:17 AM

      Any of you brosephs pulled the trigger on skinny jeans yet? My wife bought me a pair but i’m hesitant to wear these beasts. Please discuss. Tnx.

    102. 102
      Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 12:15 PM

      the gucci loafers really arent that gay. you guys are revealing some poor upbringing in this thread

    103. 103
      Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 12:18 PM

      Note to Straight Self: “Throw out loafers – everyone thinks you are gay”

    104. 104
      Posted by guest | October 1, 2009 at 1:15 PM

      I wish Miss Levin would weigh-in on the Gucci loafers. Bess, what’s your take? Gay or not gay?
      -Shia

    105. 105
      Posted by Bess Levin | October 1, 2009 at 1:21 PM

      @106 it’s not that the loafers are G, per se, but they look like that when the other accessories are a giant helmet, a man bag, and SL’s delicate frame.

    106. 106
      Posted by Tax Chick | October 1, 2009 at 1:29 PM

      @103
      Unless you are in an 80s big hair glam band, in a british punk rock band, or French, you should not be touching them with a 10 foot pole… And if you have a 10 foot pole, you should be in porno, not finance. [pre-emptive strike against all you pole jokesters]

    107. 107
      Posted by Fred | October 1, 2009 at 4:41 PM

      My word. It’s Gazoo from the Flintstones.

    108. 108
      Posted by Lashaunda Drane | May 9, 2012 at 10:49 PM

      I’d appreciate to finish my Grandson’s quilt. It’s been hanging over my head for way much too long. Many thanks to the added motivation!

    109. 109
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