[Shia LaBeouf on the Money Never Sleeps Set, in his role as a trader. This is how Oliver Stone perceives you people.]
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Posted by Bess Levin, Sep 30, 2009, 3:51pm
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Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 3:53PM
I agree with Stone. You guys are all really faggy looking.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 3:54PM
Nevermind Shia, is this Bess?
http://images.nymag.com/guides/money/2009/bloggers091005_6_198b.jpg
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 3:57PM
@2 it's weird that you keep posting that comment in new threads in attempt to get traction on it, esp when you've already been told that yes, that is bess, and that it's also an illustration that pretty much doesn't look like her at all, seemingly based on this pic: http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bess-levin.png
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 3:57PM
Looks like Dukakis in the tank.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 3:57PM
what a fairy.
-cg
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 3:58PM
Is he using the power of the Schwartz?
Zog
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 3:59PM
What a fag.
CG
Posted by NakedShort , Sep 30, 2009 4:00PM
I think its unfortunate his slacks aren't hemmed full break.
But then again maybe everyone thinks I am the douche nugget for walking around with full break slacks.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:01PM
@2 - FOAD, Stalker wanna-be.
Posted by Tax Chick , Sep 30, 2009 4:01PM
On what planet does Stone live on?! Trader? I think not. Shia looks like a delivery boy from the Blue Store.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:01PM
What a beefcake!
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:01PM
Professional traders know the Virtual TraDar® Dome lets you take it to the streets.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:01PM
in the pic on the motorcycle, is she wearing a strap-on?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:02PM
@6
Shit, I was just about to make a Spaceballs reference.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:02PM
seriously, what a fucking faggot.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:02PM
nice loafers
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:02PM
He kind of looks like Marvin the Martian.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:02PM
Heeees Helmeeeet eeeees to beeeg for heeeeees head.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:03PM
dman hipster traders
Posted by Subprime All Star , Sep 30, 2009 4:03PM
One more time
We're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, alright
Don't stop the dancin'
No, we don't stop
You can't stop
We're gonna celebrate
One more time
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:03PM
Even Stevens Road Trip?
Posted by Perkins Maxwell , Sep 30, 2009 4:04PM
@2: if you met Bess walking down the street there's no way you'd recognize her from that image. So keep fantasizing.
And Naked, the man behind the genius that is Handbridge Capital cannot be any douchier than this asshole. It would violate any number of natural laws.
Posted by HAM05 , Sep 30, 2009 4:04PM
so it's the gay power ranger that saves us from financial armageddon? sweet.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:05PM
A couple of cockaroaches mating.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Sep 30, 2009 4:05PM
Was roller blading too straight?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:07PM
Even Stevens Road Trip?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:07PM
If I looked like that, I would have to kick my own ass.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:08PM
@25 that's the next scene.
-ollie
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:08PM
He still looks tougher than Dennis Kneale.
Macke Sack
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:10PM
I think he looks nice.
David Wright
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:10PM
Is that helmet pic before or after he finished providing blumpkins at 85 Broad St?
Posted by Cheese , Sep 30, 2009 4:11PM
What do you mean, "You people"?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:11PM
I hope this movie has some serious walrus in it.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:12PM
Is this the hipster remake of Dumb & Dumber?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:12PM
He should be on a Vespa.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:12PM
Is that Macaulay Culkin sitting behind him on the bike?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:14PM
These pics are obviously from a dream sequence that takes place in the year 2050.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:16PM
Are they shooting a movie or a Fall Out Boy music video?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:16PM
Better put that splatter gaurd down.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:16PM
So I shouldn't run and buy a huge helmet to wear to work tomorrow?
Jefferies analyst
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:17PM
here ya go:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wall_Street_2
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:18PM
Actually, I know some correlation traders at French banks that dress like this.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:19PM
VOGUE TRADER
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:20PM
Eurotrash: it's what's for dinner.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:21PM
Is she ramming him with a strap-on via the back door?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:22PM
@41 what do you think you're providing us with there? we're all aware of the sequel, and what it entails.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:22PM
That look is sooo 10 minutes ago
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:22PM
I think he looks good.
-rbs employee
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:23PM
This movie is completely dated and it's not even in the can. HFT-Sybian machines pioneered at GS replaced human traders a while ago.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:25PM
No, Donny, these people are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
Posted by Inside the Buyside , Sep 30, 2009 4:25PM
The Ducati Streetfighter says "I think I'm a badass". The loafers say "but I'm on my way to party on Fire Island."
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:25PM
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
Posted by highlyconfident , Sep 30, 2009 4:27PM
That was my outfit on Monday.
-A.G. Edwards Financial Advisor
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:28PM
LaBeouf has also described the film, as being “a walk and talk money movie” that is both “wordy and heady.”
This coming from the guy who has starred in such classics as 'Holes' and 'Eagle Eye'. I'm dreading this movie more and more...
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:30PM
Do the helmet and the loafers make me look ____? Be honest.
Posted by Tax Chick , Sep 30, 2009 4:30PM
@54 Perhaps Greg is LaBeouf... sounds like him, and would explain a lot.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:34PM
Rogue Trader: He'll risk everything, but fashion, to beat the system!
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:36PM
@55 Drewish? Sensy?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:38PM
LMAO @ 51!
Anyway, he looks like every Frog at SocGen to me.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:40PM
Not even I would make a trader wear this outfit.
-Ping J
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:41PM
the chick has a bigger sack than Shia...from the pics anyway
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:41PM
Looks good, minus the sleeves.
-CG
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:44PM
Looks like the delivery guy is here. Time to send the analysts downstairs to pick up dinner.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:44PM
Clutch and Chrome dudette - thot Jax ran over the lil' pumkin in the first season of Sons of Anarchay.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:50PM
Dark Helmet? Is this what NY traders really look like? Good Lord. A desk full of Houston gas traders (dressed appropriately in Ropers, faded jeans, and a sporting clays shirt) would chew this guy up and spit him out faster than they could get through a bowl of red beans and rice at Treebeards.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:52PM
@65 needs a user name I suggest Brokeback
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:53PM
The only thing this guy trades is bodily fluids in the East Village
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:54PM
Pigsquealer
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:56PM
67- that's west village you hayseed
Posted by frankthetank , Sep 30, 2009 4:59PM
@20 FTW
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:59PM
What is very fuckin cool is that he gets on the bike, then has it towed to work. That's when you know you're baller.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 4:59PM
Mmmmm, I like, I like...
~Nouriel R.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:02PM
"What is this insect on my back? Eww..."
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:02PM
Bravo @43... actually laughed out loud. Surprised nobody else recognized your effort
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:04PM
I am sure that Sheen actually rode the bike in his scenes for Wall Street.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:04PM
Is this a cover photo shoot for The Advocate?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:05PM
@8 / NS
Aren't non-break slacks the official douche-garb? I saw Thom Browne or whatever peddling ankle-length slacks that show all that sexy ankle action.
BTW, the Gucci loafers are totally gay.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:05PM
71,
Haha! Well done.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:06PM
He looks so fecal in that picture.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:11PM
CHUNG IS KING!
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:17PM
Oy. I hate myself. I have a pair of those shoes.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:17PM
71,
Haha! Well done.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:33PM
I'd hit it
-DK
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:46PM
they actually have some nice motorcycle gear
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:47PM
of course, everybody knows that...
http://tinyurl.com/ydkmk9b
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:48PM
@59: 'ey!!! Nossing rrrongue wiz Societe Generale!!!
Eet zis frogue!
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:52PM
Where is this being filmed? I don't feel like searching for it right now I just want to know if I can somehow fuck up a scene on a lunch break or something.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 5:54PM
I believe this is what Peter Parker would look like if he were French and gay.
The fact that the chick's bag is bigger than his is also a nice touch.
BTW, not Greg Michaels. He wears Hush Puppies.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 6:05PM
@87 this was hours ago, on the uws
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 6:13PM
@65 does calpine even have a gas desk anymore? Or are we talking ex-el paso guys toughened up by a few years on the inside?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 6:13PM
are they filming in midtown east anytime soon?
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 6:28PM
If you hear any noise, it ain't the boys. It's ladies night. Uh huh.
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 7:33PM
"Good thing Oliver sprang for Lorenzos @ $550 a pair -- I'm jellin."
- Girlie Man LaBeouf
Posted by guest , Sep 30, 2009 7:35PM
The helmet, slacks and loafers are good but it's the man-purse that really ties it all together.
Posted by quantacide , Sep 30, 2009 8:24PM
Def French Correlation trader. No way he is trading flow.
Posted by not TC , Sep 30, 2009 9:18PM
This makes me a bit wet. Is that wrong?
Posted by Moosefister , Oct 01, 2009 12:02AM
He looks much too manly to be in finance
Posted by guest , Oct 01, 2009 12:36AM
he's a member of HOG. Homo Owner's Group.
Fucking gay loafers. I'd like to kick that dude in the balls. Hahaha.
Posted by registered_user , Oct 01, 2009 7:55AM
@71 - comment of the month
Posted by Cliff Asness , Oct 01, 2009 7:57AM
100 tools above
Posted by guest , Oct 01, 2009 10:31AM
He has his mother's thighs
Posted by guest , Oct 01, 2009 10:53AM
I'm ready for the gimp.
Posted by Contemplating buying skinny jeans , Oct 01, 2009 11:17AM
Any of you brosephs pulled the trigger on skinny jeans yet? My wife bought me a pair but i'm hesitant to wear these beasts. Please discuss. Tnx.
Posted by guest , Oct 01, 2009 12:15PM
the gucci loafers really arent that gay. you guys are revealing some poor upbringing in this thread
Posted by guest , Oct 01, 2009 12:18PM
Note to Straight Self: "Throw out loafers - everyone thinks you are gay"
Posted by guest , Oct 01, 2009 1:15PM
I wish Miss Levin would weigh-in on the Gucci loafers. Bess, what's your take? Gay or not gay?
-Shia
Posted by Bess Levin , Oct 01, 2009 1:21PM
@106 it's not that the loafers are G, per se, but they look like that when the other accessories are a giant helmet, a man bag, and SL's delicate frame.
Posted by Tax Chick , Oct 01, 2009 1:29PM
@103
Unless you are in an 80s big hair glam band, in a british punk rock band, or French, you should not be touching them with a 10 foot pole... And if you have a 10 foot pole, you should be in porno, not finance. [pre-emptive strike against all you pole jokesters]
Posted by Fred , Oct 01, 2009 4:41PM
My word. It's Gazoo from the Flintstones.