Dick Fuld on the move in JFK.
Caption Contest Wednesday: Dick effing Fuld. No sh*t. Yeah, it’s him. No, hell no, he looks like sh*t. He looks like a big bag full of mashed up asshole. Nice tan, though.
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nice mom jeans
he be rockin some MOOBS.
you’re so young and soft, like my daughters…
Bess, pull it together and tag the photo correctly:
“Former Lehman Chief Executive Richard Fuld arrives at John F. Kennedy Airport in New York September 5, 2009.”
Dick Fuld’s new line of tasteful menswear coming soon to a K-Mart near you.
nice tan
Dick Fuld’s blatant racism rears its ugly head.
“outa my way plebes”
Where da white women at?
That better not be a hat from a competitor! Oh wait…never mind.
The pair of glasses stashed in his breast pocket spells intellectual, while the schlong he’s schlepping behind him spells, “This thing doesn’t carry itself. Anyone got a push-cart?”
Quantas, definitely Quantas.
Dick, there is this company that Lenny Dykstra started for people who do not want to fly commercial…nevemind.
@12 ftw
That is the sexiest Tranny Hooker I have seen this week.
Dennis Kneale
I’m liking the Flounder beanie.
Don’t cry for me, i’m already dead.
douche
@14 FTW
Now what locker was it that stashed those bearer bonds in?
This guy used to boast how cheap he was b/c his jet had to make a stop in Alaska to refuel every time he went to Japan… happy to see he went all the way to 46A.
bess, why do you have to make the black guy sound so judgey?
Robert Mugabe did have a beard.
I bet he had a lay over in Salt Lake on his way to Provo to do some reconnaissance work regarding Alan Stanwyck.
That’s Mr. Richard S. Fuld Jr. to you all.
Dick has been working on the potato farm by his house in Idaho to make money for the return trip. He even had some left over for that pack of Newport cigs in his back pocket.
Sex Incarnate
I noticed your list of services provided does not include a Mexican Teabag, Mr. Fuld. Is there anyway you could make an exception?
whats a nubian?
Put down $40.00 for yourself, charge it to “Underhill”.
I’m finished, I’m fucked. Twenty four months ago, man, I was hot! Now… I’m a cautionary tale. You see this Sears undershirt I’m wearing, you like it? Because I don’t really need it. Because I’m cloaked in failure! I ran a Wall Street investment bank into the ground! Why? Let’s recap: Because a hockey player’s kid made me feel like a big swinging dick. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and thought that commercial real estate would never go down in value, ever!
Well, Dick looks pretty swift in that outfit, booking thru JFK. But he can’t do it like OJ used to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf46hDT5SQQ
Never fear, Mike Huntz is on the case.
Today everything is different; there’s no action… have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food – right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody… get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
I used to run this town…
I get my bonds from Dirty Dicks!
Hey Fuldy, tell me how my ass tastes!
Black dude / White shirt
Paging Richard Fuld, paging Richard Fuld, please pick up the red courtesy telephone to claim your toxic assets. Paging Richard Fuld.
You’re not the boss of me, Jack! You’re not the king of Dirk! I’m the boss of me! I’m the king of me. I’m Dirk Diggler! I’m the star! It’s my big dick and I say when we roll!
He’s just trying to track down Michael Jordan to tell him how fucking comfortable his Hanes no-tag crew-neck breast-pocket under (over?) shirts and matching boxer briefs are.
Give the man a fucking break.
Anal,
Nicely stated.
Fuld me once shame on you.
Fuld me twice shame on Kneale.
The Sherrif is a Ni..(Gong)
I have a growing concern.
man..Billy Bob Thornton really put some weight on
Thats Mr. Sexual Gravy to you, peasant.
he is rushing off to england to see this gripping drama on tonight:
http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/the-last-days-of-lehman-brothers/
The Last Days Of Lehman Brothers
“Lehman waits through the weekend for news that Barclays are riding to the rescue. This news comes early on Sunday and it looks like the crisis has been averted. But one hurdle remains: to ink a Lehman deal, Barclays requires the blessing of the UK’s Financial Services Authority. Paulson speaks to London. And the devastating news is: no deal. ”
holy sh!t.
See What I do to the Competition!! Damn I am good
The Linebacker
he looks so regal in that photo
Dick Fold
Henry @34 FTW
Whats a Dick Fold?
Good to see the motherf*cker is carrying his own bags these days
Looks more like Gasparino chasing down a lead or a source.
Siddhartha was not written by Chinua Achebe.
Dennis Kneale
Oh, hell naw!!! He looks like an Israeli tourist! Disco, disco, good, good!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujfSPxmpV9c
@54:
Da fuck??! First of all, pal, I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a crew neck fuckin’ t-shirt. Mine all have that nice, deep V in the front, to show off my gold chain and my tufts of masculinity growing outta my barrel like chest.
Second, I wouldn’t be walkin’ around wearing a cheap watch and a cheesy fuckin’ baseball cap like some bro shootin fuckin’ hoops on 8th Avenue in da fuckin’ Village.
Third, and fuckin’ last, I neva carry my wallet in my back pocket like dat, where any asshole can lift it.
-CG
It’s Balki looking for cousin Larry.
Heyya! It’s all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, and I’m gonna need ’bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
Into wristmike: “Okay he’s landed. He’s wearing both the watch and the wedding band. Offer no more than $100 for both.”
Double breasted triple folded Dick.
Dick Fuld looking for the EL-Al terminal in his Hanes crew neck and 501s.
I want to make love to the horn growing out of his nose.
Dennis Kneale
Swear to God this just happend.
My boss (older and in no mood for dirty humor AT ALL)comes into my office and says, “Hey Naked I’ve been meaning to ask you this since Becky Quick is back; what did you think of that Australian girl they had fill in?”
Trying to keep my underground Handbridge Capital operation under wraps all I could spit out of my mouth with out laughing was “She seemed smart and I really liked it when she said Chinar.”
@ 65 FTW
Work it, Dick!!! Sashay! Shante!
Whats a DickFold?
Its NOT Dick Fold. Its Fuld. Dick Fuld.
Think of the name like Dick Full, except with a “d” at the end.
The fall of Lehman movie on BBC that is on right now is awesome. Fuld just punched the stuffed gorilla.
Could be in a hurry because its the most black people he’s ever been around.
He could tan professionally
Destroy firms in my white tee. Spurn offers in my white tee.
@69 the movie doesnt come out til the 15th. you are full of shit.
@ Naked – no way!
P.S. Canadar?
On BBC2 as we speak. It is fantastic
I got that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin’ my style
They tryna copy my swagger
I’m on that next shit now
I’m so 3008
You so 2000 and late
@68 – but would you fuck that Dick Fold?
@77:
NOT, obviously. I am a boy. I find DK repulsive.
But SW would probably be interested in a guy named Dick Fuld, after what she has been through.
I wish I had that name. It would be so cool at parties to introduce yourself to ladies. “Hey, nice to meet you. I’m Dick Fuld. I can show you later, if you want….”
See Dick run. Run Dick. Run.
@ we the best
Damn pissed I didn’t think of that, nice
@ 76 um…whose is bigger, your’s or Lady Ga Ga’s?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkBZNf9JFp8
Whys it got to be a WHITE shirt… thats racist.
@34, excellent use of a “My Blue Heaven” reference! Well played.
He’s moving fast because he just put a bomb in Erin Callan’s bag at the security checkpoint.
-Tricky DickFold
This pose will make Bess as wet as that scuba diving kitty kat !
@83 ITS A TRAP!!!
There are white folks and there are ign’nt muthfuckas like you, Dick
Dick fuld attemps time travel to 1986 during Lehman commemorations
@ 16: yes flounder beanie indeed
Welcome to your exciting new career as a substitute teacher
He’s looking for the 13 year old boy he picked up on yahoo chat. Let’s meet at the airport, have some fun together.
I am a retired investor on a pension, and I wished to live there as a Jew in the twilight of my life
KIozyh A round of applause for your article post.Really looking forward to read more. Awesome.