That, or if the camera pans back, he's moments away from bum rushing the stage prior to being manhandled by the Secret Service. Why? Because what Mr. Obama is saying is a crock and Chazza would rather be bound and gagged in the backseat of a Buick than listen to it with the other sheep. Also, he's just got better things to do with his time, like get back to his fighting weight for the next Golden Gloves tournament. This is his year.
President Obama is speaking tonight, apparently to assure us all that his administration has the financial crisis resolved. Don't bet on it.[...]
Wall Street will tell you that times have changed. One chief culprit of the financial collapse, "leverage" -- borrowing to finance risk-taking activities -- is way down these days, so the risk of losses spreading to dangerous levels has been minimized. Maybe so, but that won't last -- because it never does.
In economic circles, the problem is known as "moral hazard." Average Americans will call it common sense. And common sense tells me that, given the nature of the last year's bailout, moral hazard has been created on an unprecedented scale -- setting the system up for a bigger demise somewhere down the road, when the memory of the horrible weeks following Lehman's bankruptcy is forgotten.
It's not just that Wall Street has a short memory -- the last bailout made things worse: The federal safety net is no longer merely the promise to cut interest rates to rockbottom levels or prod firms to bail out a wayward hedge fund. After Lehman's bankruptcy, the feds panicked and created the biggest safety net of all time.
Don't worry though. Gaspo's got a plan. He's floated it before, but why not again today. It's pretty genius and to the big timers reading this, please feel free to get in touch and discuss it further. San Pietro, 5 o'clock. You're buying.
Goldman Sachs is now a commercial bank, meaning it's regulated by the Federal Reserve and viewed as too big to fail. Ditto for Morgan Stanley, which just hired all those traders and salesmen to take risk -- and did it with the imprimatur of the federal government.There is, of course, a simple solution to all this: Goldman, Morgan and the rest of the "banks" should either become hedge funds -- with no backing from the federal government and taxpayer funds when they engage in risk -- or start handing out debit cards and toasters and become real commercial banks by concentrating on signing people up for checking accounts, instead of trading esoteric bonds.






Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:17PM
have no fear, barney frank is on the case
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:20PM
YOU LIE!
-CG
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:21PM
He looks so regal in that pic
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:23PM
Charlie Gasparino = Cosa Nostradamus
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:23PM
Charles Gasparino is a friend of mine
-BHO
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:24PM
He looks like he punished the hell out of his pecks in that pic.
CG
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:25PM
I'm definitely rushing the stage. As I've said before it would be an honor to die on the job.
-CG
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:25PM
I cant imagine what Dennis Kneale is doing off camera right now
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:25PM
Just give me 5 minutes in the back alley with the blowhard. I'll show him a thing or two...
CG
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:28PM
@7 hahah i forgot about that gem
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:29PM
He's just pissed because the SS confiscated his pocket deli slicer.
Posted by Charlie Gasparino , Sep 14, 2009 12:34PM
It was a gift from Giuseppe Garibaldi, XXIV. It's all fun and games until someone takes your talisman, broccoli dick.
Posted by Charlie Gasparino , Sep 14, 2009 12:35PM
Sorry, too fucking worked up. My comment @12 was for 11.
Posted by me , Sep 14, 2009 12:37PM
The US government is the biggest leveraged shop in the world, borrowing today to pay today's bills, and paying back over many years. FNM & FRE are still bleeding money and will continue to. So who is really the model that Wall St. follows? If the politicians with Wall St. money in their pockets can do it, so can the street.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 14, 2009 12:42PM
I listened to da speech, and awl I can say is dat Obama don't know stugots about economics or fuckin' finance. Doze kakkazotes he's got workin' for him are a buncha fuckin' clowns. Dey need a serious financial journalist and analyst. A guy like me.
Barry, gimme a cawl. Cawl me Barry, now. Now means now. I stand ready to soiv America!
-cg
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:54PM
CG's Editor: Charlie, why don't we replace "fuckin' go-ahead from Uncle Sam, that cocksucker" with "imprimatur"?
CG: I like that. Sounds classy and sophisticated.
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:57PM
@ 15- Your post makes no sense. If your going to post something, make sure it is english. After all this is an english website.
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 12:59PM
there's only one way for bho and i to solve this. bench presses, 5 o'clock
Posted by pfluger , Sep 14, 2009 1:00PM
@17:
Whaddya, think I'm a fuckin' moron or sometin, tryin' to bait like dat....?
I can tawk American just fine, pal. I got a book comin out soon, ya know. I wrote it awl by my self.
-cg
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:02PM
@ 19- I think you are fucking moron.
17
Posted by pfluger , Sep 14, 2009 1:04PM
Fuckin' bloggers. None of you could be a columnist, like me.
-cg
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:08PM
@17 = CG
I think he's pissed
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:12PM
at 22 And I care?
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:12PM
@22
You'll know when I'm pissed, 'cause I'll be up your ass like a Scud missile enema.
-CG
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:14PM
@2 sorry to steal your thunder, cg, but you are about 1 week too late to pull that heckler's stunt and don't even think about jumping up on stage to grab the mike to say Beyonce's economic plan is better.
i guess you could try going commando in cowboy chaps and be helicopter dropped from the ceiling with your tight, bare a$$ falling into the Mighty O's teleprompter or something because it's been about a year since we've had that one and hairy a$$es are always good for a week's run in the press cycle.
Posted by HAM05 , Sep 14, 2009 1:23PM
cg is a gay fish.
i went there.
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:24PM
Bess, when are you going to see Charlie again? I would like to know if it's true he finishes his triceps and traps by tossing an extra large pizza dough for 15 minutes.
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:25PM
@HAM you will SLEEP with da fuckin fish when im done witch you.
-cg
Posted by pfluger , Sep 14, 2009 1:26PM
@25:
Oh yeah, you fuckin' boccolone? I'm fuckin' ricco sfondato! Eat yer hearts out, yous fuckin' bloggers.
- cg
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:27PM
The prez is lucky he has that security detail because CG would mop the floor with him. CG's a flooe mopper.
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:29PM
Do any of you have Erin's "POT" comment recorded from earlier this morning?? I heard it was pretty funny. She thought the dude was talking about wacky tobakky I suppose when he was mentioning Potash Corp (POT)...
Posted by Investorcluzo , Sep 14, 2009 1:31PM
cg, who is your ceo?!?
-maxine
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:37PM
CG told BHO after the speech that the family dog had been left in a room alone with Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:39PM
Maxine Water's is Barack Obama's CEO at the White House
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:39PM
The word today is "imprimatur." Cramer used it, too. "Imprimatur."
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:40PM
cg, you're about 1.5 years late on this one. where were you when it actually mattered?
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:42PM
CG, DK's waitin' for you at the kennels with a doggy chew.
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:42PM
Dennis Kneale says CG has a screw loose
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 1:50PM
"...don't even think about jumping up on stage to grab the mike to say Beyonce's economic plan is better"
fantastic!
Posted by Dennis Kneale , Sep 14, 2009 1:52PM
I need Bo and a jar of peanut butter like the Knicks need another Ewing. Honest injun.
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 2:01PM
Does anyone know if Obama's dog is hypoallergenic?
-DK
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 2:06PM
Dear Charlie,
And
"I swear to God I'll eff-ing take the moral hazard and shove it down your eff-ing throat."
is off-limits too.
Yours most sincerely,
Serena W.
Posted by guest , Sep 14, 2009 2:16PM
CG telling us that BHO can't fix the economy, D-Rat telling us we've been taken hostage, and JC telling us "Read my lips no more Lehmans." It looks like Bess and Greg might be the last best hope for financial journalism.
God save us all.