Pandito is busy speaking at the Barclays conference today but if he can get out in time you bet your asses he’ll be there. Above a sale of necklaces, pendants and bracelets up for grabs at what a Big C employee has described as “I shit you not, a chincy jewelry sale going on in the Citi cafeteria right now.” We have no idea what the hell this is about but presumably it’s part of someone’s genius plan to bring Vikram’s goal of making Citi “the best company in the world bar none” on home. Act now.
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Is that Maria in the middle? I’d recognize that ass anywhere.
Those fillys sure have some large asses. Maybe they can make it over to blighty just in time for this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8258144.stm
ill pick up something nice for my baby momma on my way out.
-dick parsons
If you want to see some jewels come to 85 Broad. 24k gold, baby. And lots of it.
If Citi never sleeps, surely it can find enough time in the day to hop on the treadmill.
christ why didn’t we think of this?
-rbs rainmaker
@6 tomorrow, parking lot. be there. i’ll have some nice nameplates to sell you.
-cg
Somebody buy something for the oh so pleasant lady at the samdwich counter! Please? Oh, and tell Val her sexy sexy man says he misses her and her sexy skin tags.
Shut da f up u dmb f***s! its a jewelry exhibition by De Beers – and da location bein Citi is no big deal cause almost evry othr office bldg has extrnl exhibitors. Dumb & wasted finance ppl dont realy hav anythin bettr to discuss – so dis be it.
@9 Gaspy, is that you? I think it is.
my god, is this an accurate representation of the female population at the C?
@11 hey! I like a woman with some meat on her bones. Why I took this gig in the first place.
-dick parsons
@6, RBS should sell flame-retardant suits, since the fire alarms don’t work.
Tricky Vicky: a diamond in the rough. And now he’s proving what a jewel of a CEO he is.
Does anyone know if those women stopped there before or after they hit the vending machines for microwave hot dogs, cans of spaghetti o’s and canned Starbucks for their afternoon graze….I mean snack?
no, yes, no, yes, yes, no
@13 your should just be grateful the sprinklers went off in the cafeteria, k?
those glutes never get old
Vickle considered a bake sale first, to raise money to repay TARP, but then he figured this would appear less tacky.
Who wants to give me a prostate exam?
Dennis Kneale
what are they feeding the cattle over in citi cafeteria
let’s get these chicks a vending machine contest!
How did CG get his hands on all this merch.? can we get a position on this?
UBS had a booksale outfront last week.
Bodega Cafe Jewels
mmmmmmm NUM NUM NUM!
So this is why Ruth Madoff isn’t filming the Dykstra video today, i see she’s selling some of her blood diamonds
wasted drinking too many of de beers..
time to lay off the vik….
time to lay off the vik….
Kung Fu Pandit strikes again!
Does anyone know where the douche Kirk Andrews from Citi is nowadays?
Bhangis are scavengers- scavengers have to sell what they scavenge to make money. Pandit’s just doing what comes naturally to his caste.