Nov 11, 2009, 10:34am
Nov 10, 2009, 8:45am
Please find the following estimate of the net returns of funds managed by Third Point LLC for the month of August and for the year 2009.
Third Point Offshore Fund, Ltd.:
August 2009: +6.4%
YTD: +21.5%
Third Point Partners L.P.:
August 2009: +6.6%
YTD: +19.5%
Third Point Partners Qualified L.P.:
August 2009: +6.4%
YTD: +19.1%
Third Point Ultra Ltd.:
August 2009: +7.3%
YTD: +25.5%
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Posted by KG , Sep 01, 2009 9:35AM
whatever. i only have 2 yrs left til I make my high water mark. so suck on that.
Posted by yogi , Sep 01, 2009 9:36AM
nice work daniel.
Posted by you know who this is , Sep 01, 2009 9:40AM
big whoop. let's see you do that with fake money.
Posted by Dan Loeb , Sep 01, 2009 9:45AM
We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just... (Takes off his bandolier) like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "Why? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs!"
Posted by american bandersnatch , Sep 01, 2009 9:45AM
big whoop. I use third point ultra condoms and I'm up over 27% YoY.
Posted by stevie , Sep 01, 2009 9:48AM
@4 stupid story. STFU.
Posted by gatzzb , Sep 01, 2009 9:52AM
@6 That's Rambo, so STFU, stop watching MTV/CNBC, and get some culture.
Posted by Novice , Sep 01, 2009 11:42AM
@7 culture would have been a ref to Full Metal Jacket. Rambo? Seriously?
But let's talk more important issues: what is EP doing right now that is keeping her from commenting on a Dan Loeb post? I say that our poor man's Carmen Sandiego is flying a Cessna nap of the earth with UBS tax docs.
Posted by guest , Sep 01, 2009 12:04PM
@8
Selling tshirts.
Posted by gatzzb , Sep 01, 2009 12:16PM
@8 compared with MTV/CNBC, absolutely. Plus Rambo (first blood) was actually a good commentary on the mis-treatment of Vietnam vets when they come home. Plus you learn some good survival techniques. Eat that, CNBC
Posted by guest , Sep 01, 2009 12:24PM
2nd @7/10/gatzzb. And let's not forget Rocky.
@8/Novice, I had you pegged for more of a Barry Lyndon man.