• 01 Sep 2009 at 9:30 AM

Dear Loebians Of The World

By Bess Levin

Please find the following estimate of the net returns of funds managed by Third Point LLC for the month of August and for the year 2009.
Third Point Offshore Fund, Ltd.:
August 2009: +6.4%
YTD: +21.5%


Third Point Partners L.P.:
August 2009: +6.6%
YTD: +19.5%
Third Point Partners Qualified L.P.:
August 2009: +6.4%
YTD: +19.1%
Third Point Ultra Ltd.:
August 2009: +7.3%
YTD: +25.5%
Earlier: Dear Third Point People

Comments (11)

  1. 1
    Posted by KG | September 1, 2009 at 9:35 AM

    whatever. i only have 2 yrs left til I make my high water mark. so suck on that.

  2. 2
    Posted by yogi | September 1, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    nice work daniel.

  3. 3
    Posted by you know who this is | September 1, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    big whoop. let’s see you do that with fake money.

  4. 4
    Posted by Dan Loeb | September 1, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says “Shine, please, shine!” I said no. He kept askin’, yeah, and Joey said “Yeah.” And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he’s laying there, he’s fucking screaming. There’s pieces of him all over me, just… (Takes off his bandolier) like this, and I’m tryin’ to pull him off, you know, my friend that’s all over me! I’ve got blood and everything and I’m tryin’ to hold him together! I’m puttin’… the guy’s fuckin’ insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He’s saying, sayin’ “I wanna go home! I wanna go home!” He keeps calling my name! “I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!” I said “Why? I can’t find your fuckin’ legs! I can’t find your legs!”

  5. 5
    Posted by american bandersnatch | September 1, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    big whoop. I use third point ultra condoms and I’m up over 27% YoY.

  6. 6
    Posted by stevie | September 1, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    @4 stupid story. STFU.

  7. 7
    Posted by gatzzb | September 1, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    @6 That’s Rambo, so STFU, stop watching MTV/CNBC, and get some culture.

  8. 8
    Posted by Novice | September 1, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    @7 culture would have been a ref to Full Metal Jacket. Rambo? Seriously?
    But let’s talk more important issues: what is EP doing right now that is keeping her from commenting on a Dan Loeb post? I say that our poor man’s Carmen Sandiego is flying a Cessna nap of the earth with UBS tax docs.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    @8
    Selling tshirts.

  10. 10
    Posted by gatzzb | September 1, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    @8 compared with MTV/CNBC, absolutely. Plus Rambo (first blood) was actually a good commentary on the mis-treatment of Vietnam vets when they come home. Plus you learn some good survival techniques. Eat that, CNBC

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    2nd @7/10/gatzzb. And let’s not forget Rocky.
    @8/Novice, I had you pegged for more of a Barry Lyndon man.

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