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Let me be the first to say that saner heads have prevailed at CNBC.
Collie jokes in 3..2..1..
To be expected. Nothing good ever befell Beaker.
wooof, woof, woof
He’s going to sit dejectedly alone at home, drinking wine coolers and watching “Marley & Me.”
One man can’t lay waste to so many pets and think he can get away with it.
- Collie with busted anus
Good. Dolts and Dullards has been short one dolt since he departed. Now Tits won’t be all by herself.
suck it, bitch.
-digital dickweed
He looks so beagle in that pic
what’s it like to be subscribed to DK’s twitter channel? Do you need constant wipes with antiseptic tissues?
go tell Dennis to check Erin Burnett’s tattoo (?) on her breast and lower back.
@9 notice how it has an option to follow, rather than saying “following”? that means db is NOT subscribed to his feed.
5, I’m seriously dying over here. Everyone thinks I’m choking.
@11 – he was just, I mean you missed the, he wasn’t trying to . . .
oh, forget it.
Meep meep, we hardly knew ye.
Mel Fran, for one, is taking this news real hard. She tweets:
“By popular demand, I’m going to bring those eyebrows back. It could take a few months though.”
Denny, I need a designated driver tuhnight. How ’bout it? Cawl me.
-Jabroni Pony/Cosa Nostradamus
I hope Collie fucker has an Anus Horribilis
In his defense, that’s a tough time slot, when even the hardcore financial news junkies have flipped over to CNBC Asia looking for something a bit more adult-themed. Which raises the question, whose cans are swelling with pride right now knowing their going in that slot?
Was he replaced by the dog lady from yesterday?
(Please say yes)
@18 they’re
Dennis ‘E.Coli’ Kneale
What! No, it can’t be! I loved his show!
-Nobody
Whoa, this sucks. i used to watch sesame street as a child and my son was just watching it this morning. I can’t believe they are going to cancel it.
seriously, what is the origin of the Collie reference
Margaret Brennan would work well in something like CNBC After Dark. Pajamas, that sort of thing. Wonder if she had a reserve clause in her BBG contract?
@23 its a line from Caddyshack, and Dennis Kneale molests collies
waterboarding seemed more pleasant than watching that drivel of a show. thank you CNBC for coming to your senses.
23,
So says Dennis Kneale, as he stands in his mother’s kitchen at 3AM with a jar of skippy, Caramel the collie, and Bocelli floating through the room at a medium volume.
Looks so beagle
D.K.
Oh, well. I’ll have to get my DK fix from Dexter reruns.
CNBC finally had enough when Dennis Kneale asked if he could propose to his collie on air. At least, this is what my sources say.
– You know which on-air editor
my uncle says he has a screw loose
@24 Yes! Yes!
@21 Nice.
@24 Margaret B is usually at my place after dark, if you know what I mean. Ay oh!!!
CG
This is the REAL Dennis Kneale:
Dear Deal breaker Board Loser Commenters:
Please note that I do NOT molest collies. We simply make consensual love together but you, Huns, will never understand this.
~D.K.
@24 – I think that K-Fine and Merissa Ree would also be appropriate.
Somewhere, in a dark, damp basement, deep in the bowels of an abandoned Chernobyl power plant, The Dennis Kneale show plays on an eternal loop.
BL- I have a peep @ CNBC who claims they read the blogs non-stop (big shocker) and the uproar of ADrury’s cleavage is what shut it down. I guess we screwed ourselves. I need to believe that we righted this wrong by getting this no-talent a$$clown removed from our evenings.
@36 Don’t forget Amandar Drury and Funbags Cabrera.
Upon hearing the news, D.K. tried overdosing with his collie’s anti-flea meds but ended up only losing his pubic lice. True story. He just called the vet for a refill.
@38 – makes me wonder if The Real Jeff Macke (“TRJM”? as in, “WWTRJMD”?) reads also.
the guy who called for the end of the recession is now unemployed. merits an ironic chuckle, but doesn’t really rise to the level of dancing for joy.
“channeling douglas-macarthur-meets-terminator”: I take that this historic summit is happening in D.K.’s sphincter area.
@38 – wonder if anyone there ordered HBCP gear – NakedShort – did zazzle give you any info about who ordered, or any way to tell if gear went to CNBC offices? Only useful if they ordered delivery at work, I guess.
@38 I doubt that. The ratings are all that matter. This whole “blogosphere hates me” schtick was a pathetic attempt to improve his ratings.
Also, not buying the cloaking of the Druries based on comments here.
Fuck this guy.
-PETA
@46 – Woof! Again?? WOOF!
A Fucking Prick With Ears
He finally has more time to devote to his glory hole hobby.
Dennis, keep your head up, we had you on everyday.
-Gay bar manager, Chris Theoharris
I don’t feel bad about this, DK isn’t my type. I like guys without kids.
-B. Frankster
Not sellin it, @45. Is what it is. ps- give your mom’s nipples a break tonight.
peace
He’s just a victim of viewer fatigue. You can’t run the same show 15 hours a day and keep ratings. Now if they just would put Peg in full frontal before a camera viewers can remotely control from the internet, have her lick her lips and rub her hands slowly about her torso, I think they’d have a winner.
Put Liz Claman in that time slot wearing what she wore on FBN last Tuesday and every tv in America would need Windex on it after 3 minutes.
–Warren Buffett
Dennis is so gay. CNBC aint ready for a male pundit in pink.
@50, nice