Also, is this a test run to see what viewers think of the idea of playing the Girls Gone Wild video over guests on loop regardless of the segment?

Comments (46)

  1. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    He makes some good points.
    Dennis isn’t so bad. In my line of work, the alternatives are often much, much worse (see: MVick).
    -Kumail the Collie

  2. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    @1 I thought in your line of work you knew him as Ron Mexico

  3. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    She’d be better if she was a collie.

  4. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    MEEP MEEP MEEP
    SHE WOULD BE HOTTER WITH 6 NIPPLES
    MEEP MEEEEP MEEEEEEP!

  5. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 10:37 AM

    2,
    Actually, Dr. Fuxtable and the Pain Gang. But, yes. He’s known around town as a man with numerous aliases.
    -Kumail le Collie

  6. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    slow day.
    everyone taking off early for the holiday?

  7. Posted by NakedShort | September 4, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    When do you think the last time DK open mouth kissed a homo sapien female? My best guess was he was enjoying Chablis on ice with a female friend watching Pairs Figure Skating during the 1994 Lillehammer Olympics. During the compulsory part of the routine, they both get caught up in the moment and started a slightly akward but semi erotic session of face to face kissing sex. She was about to give him a hand job but he was worried his mom might wake up at any moment and had to shoo her hand away.

  8. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    Wats wit all da “wadda you gots?” That’s my line.
    ~CG

  9. Posted by the point maker | September 4, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    @6 holy shit, seriously? the friday before labor day is slow? you shittin me?

  10. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    I am busy as hell!
    Jefferies analyst.

  11. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    Me too!
    ~State Street McNugget Eater

  12. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    @ Naked, well played

  13. Posted by highlyconfident | September 4, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    These glasses make me feel like a tough, brute man.
    -DK

  14. Posted by Sue Herera | September 4, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    i queefed on air three times this week. anyone want my undies?

  15. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    If being a prostitute is so great, why aren’t you one?
    -MB

  16. Posted by Meredith Whitney | September 4, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    @ 14, Hell yeah

  17. Posted by NakedShort | September 4, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    @14, Sue
    You face so many challenges to put an end to your grief
    You’re a woman now and you are free to queef

  18. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    Am I the only one, or Ashley looks like a skinny version of Ricky Lake in all the NYP pics?

  19. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    Am I the only one, or Ashley looks like a skinny version of Ricky Lake in all the NYP pics?

  20. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    -@18/19
    actually in this picture, she looks like Sasha B Cohen.

  21. Posted by Dealbreaker moral majority | September 4, 2009 at 11:20 AM

    Readers,
    Please refrain from references which include bodily functions or sexual innuendo.
    You keep it up and Bess will delete this thread quicker than an Asian guy with spikey hair can swallow a mcnugget.

  22. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    19: I think she looks like Erin Burnett.

  23. Posted by Meredith Whitney | September 4, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    @ 21
    Keep talking, and I will shove my shlong down your throat

  24. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    At the risk of inviting oprobrium onto my fair head what are the origins of these bestiality jibes?

  25. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    Am I the only one that thinks this whole nickname experiment has only served to fill the board with more unfunny posts than has historically been the case?

  26. Posted by sue hererra | September 4, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    @25 yes, you are the only one

  27. Posted by Guy who thinks #25 sucks more than UBS | September 4, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    @25 – I just wanted to confirm what #26 has said…yes you are the only one.

  28. Posted by Meredith Whitney | September 4, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    @ 25,
    Yes, you are the only one. Suck my sack.

  29. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    MEEP MEEP MEEP
    WOOOF WOOOF WOOOF
    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

  30. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    @21 I think you mean, faster than a Beaker look-a-like tv douche can swallow a collie’s meat stick

  31. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 4, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    wow, this is just what the jameson from last night ordered! how are we supposed to take any of those people serious when their heads are in a box next to an endless loop of ashley gone wild…dennis jumped the shark with that little “news item”

  32. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:46 AM

    Will my Portuguese water dog “Bo” be safe?
    -BHO

  33. Posted by Walt Kronkites Ghost | September 4, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    Why not put up the most douchey package from Fox Business and let the people vote for the favorite, or please send a video crew to a snack contest on the 12th floor. Have a nice holiday..

  34. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    At 9- agree with 6. Today is a slow day.

  35. Posted by Dr. James Dobson | September 4, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    @21 Thank You

  36. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    doesn’t Erin Burnett get enough air time already? geez she’s desperate

  37. Posted by e_anthony58 | September 4, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Dennis willing to show what Ashley’s got??
    Hey CNBC! Is THAT what you’re all about?!

  38. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    prettiest vajayjay in business

  39. Posted by Anal_yst | September 4, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    @Cluzo
    Kneale jumped the proverbial shark long, long time ago, yet he remains, to pretty much everyones’ amazement and utter confusion.

  40. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    @20. That’s so true!

  41. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 1:02 PM
  42. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    I am Beeker – hear me ROAR!!!!!
    Talk about a face for radio?
    How is the clown on a financial news network?
    He needs to go the way of the RATigan.

  43. Posted by Rachelle | September 4, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    Rachelle, Rachelle. Wasn’t that a fictional movie?

  44. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    I am not Lisa Lampanellis’ love child
    D.K.

  45. Posted by guest | September 4, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    I am not Lisa Lampanellis’ love child
    D.K.

  46. Posted by guest | September 6, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    Why don’t CNBC hire Dupree?
    As long as you know how to read the teleprompter even if you have no clue what’s going on in the market, and you are hot like Dupree, you are highly qualified for CNBC.
    -HB Human Resources-

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