This is not the sort of feel good news we were hoping to have fall in our laps this afternoon. In fact it’s downright depressing but we’re going to get it out there, and deal with it together. Dick Fuld has abandoned his membership at a second golf club. First it was Blind Brook Country Club in Purchase and now, according to Cityfile, it’s Quaker Ridge Golf Club in Scarsdale. As many of you probably know, the Dick’s number one sport is squash, but recent reports claim he hasn’t been seen swinging a racquet in quite some time. So no squash, and now no golf. Why is this happening? He’s got the money to cover fees (though Charlie Gasparino is under the impression he needs work), is he ashamed to show his face? Do members not want the Lehman taint? Are the caddy’s giving him shit? Is he just depressed and not up for much activity? Is he taking up polo*? Help us to understand.
*Please say yes.
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my heart bleeds for him.
Dick Fuld putts from the rough.
@2 shut your filthy whore mouth.
-joe gregory
Quaker Ridge is cursed. Jimmy Cayne was a member there as well…plus the membership must have lost large on Madoff.
i feel bad for any horse that has the misfortune to be mounted by this cock.
-erin c
I wouldn’t mind loving up some of his Lehman’s taint.
Dennis Kneale
dick looks like a collie in that picture, ummm, me likey.
Dennis Kneale
why did he need clubs in purchase and scarsdale? and also, he lives in greenwich…nothing closer to home?
he looks so regal in that pic
I’ll suck your dick for a $1000.
-cg
Pimm’s Chukkers all around.
Score:
David Einhorn: Eleventy Billion
Dick Fuld: 0
You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he’s been club champion for three years running and I’m no slouch myself.
LD
@11 einhorn didn’t actually make as much money as people thought off of lehman.
Does he EVER stand up straight??
You’re a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
E. Spitzer
My heart goes out to him.
Quaker Ridge asked him to leave so Gasparino could have two lockers.
Quaker ridge is a rookie-jew course….it had a voracious turf mold epidemic that tuned the place brown
Winged Foot west is the promised land…and they could care less about Fuld or any joey type who wants to join up
@16 – Yup that was a classic movie line….
Stinks like rancid taint in here. Who wants a sandwich?
CG
#8 re: lack of US Open level courses in CT
CT has some lame golf clubs…there main purpose is for the irish-mick wannabe wasps, to parade there pasty wrinkled wives out once a week…..and for the VP / 3 Series drivers to feel like golfers till a Caddy at Winged foot spits on their bag tag.
Westchester dominates Golf…and Winged Foot and other places are rounding double digits for hosting the US Open….
I know……. doesnt fit nicely into the CT is amazing nonsense…along with schools, wives, commute, and high ass-hole count.
You know the answer to that tag Bess.
@22, what a fucking jackass you are.
@22
I’m guessing NY doesn’t have all the above that you’ve so kindly listed? One things for sure is I sure know where the assholes came from.
@22 burn
I hear Fairfield Greenwich Stables has a plethora of fillies for him to choose from
@27 Some yearlings
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8258144.stm
More like cunts on parade.
I will mount all the Noel sisters in one go.
@22 – Gay, bi, curious?
Dennis Kneale
@14 Surely Einhorn can buy drinks?
-11
You know, I’ve had to send firms older than Lehman to the electric chair. Didn’t want to do it.
Felt I owed it to them.
@22 – there’s a reason tiger doesn’t play westchester…not to mention, the damn course is busier than a muni on the weekends.
back to the topic…why doesn’t he give up mcarthur (http://www.mcarthurgolf.com/) down in jupiter? that place is money. bloomy is a member and word has it that tiger is about to join.
Help!!
New to DB here, and need some catch-up on the inside jokes:
1. What’s with the Dennis Kneale / collie / gay stuff?
2. What’s with the SAC / estrogen stuff? Is that a man-tittie joke?
Thanks
The New Guy
@34: Please submit a resume to http://www.handbridgecapital.com.
If we like what we see, we will be in touch.
@34
Hey, I tried to upload my resume at the handbridge website, but there is no hiring link to post it to, so how do I … awwwwww, you guys!! Can’t believe I fell for that!!
seriously, I need the backstory on those items
@22 – You’re clearly a CT-wannabe-douche. Please stop typing.
-Proud WASP from Fairfield County
@22 clearly got rejected from a few country clubs in Fairfield County. Probably even tried to sue a few of them, that’s the kind of piece of shit he is.
http://www.golf.com/golf/courses_travel/coursefinder/course/0,28290,1430722,00.html
My kind of girl…
The New Guy=Redacted?
Maybe I’ve turned paranoid from reading ZeroHedge.
22 is dickran
Fuld still putts from the rough at Stanwich
@40
Don’t know who “Redacted” is, but we are not the same person. I guess that makes you paranoid (which is fine). Now answer my questions, please!
can someone whose not too busy help “The New Guy” out? I’d help but our head trader shook my hand twice this week and it has me worried.
Without a business purpose any more, Dick doesn’t need Blind Brook, a terrible course, and probably feels Quaker is too far away. Stanwich (where he still is a member) is practically across the street from his house. Makes sense for him.
Is that a police officers hand on his shoulder getting to push him down so he doesn’t hit his head on the roof of the squad car.
Or is is Einhorney hand push him down to ……….?
RsbZ08 Thanks for the article.Really looking forward to read more. Awesome.