Screen shot 2009-09-16 at 1.10.23 PM.pngThis is not the sort of feel good news we were hoping to have fall in our laps this afternoon. In fact it’s downright depressing but we’re going to get it out there, and deal with it together. Dick Fuld has abandoned his membership at a second golf club. First it was Blind Brook Country Club in Purchase and now, according to Cityfile, it’s Quaker Ridge Golf Club in Scarsdale. As many of you probably know, the Dick’s number one sport is squash, but recent reports claim he hasn’t been seen swinging a racquet in quite some time. So no squash, and now no golf. Why is this happening? He’s got the money to cover fees (though Charlie Gasparino is under the impression he needs work), is he ashamed to show his face? Do members not want the Lehman taint? Are the caddy’s giving him shit? Is he just depressed and not up for much activity? Is he taking up polo*? Help us to understand.
*Please say yes.

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Comments (47)

  1. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    my heart bleeds for him.

  2. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    Dick Fuld putts from the rough.

  3. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:31 PM

    @2 shut your filthy whore mouth.
    -joe gregory

  4. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:31 PM

    Quaker Ridge is cursed. Jimmy Cayne was a member there as well…plus the membership must have lost large on Madoff.

  5. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    i feel bad for any horse that has the misfortune to be mounted by this cock.
    -erin c

  6. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    I wouldn’t mind loving up some of his Lehman’s taint.
    Dennis Kneale

  7. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    dick looks like a collie in that picture, ummm, me likey.
    Dennis Kneale

  8. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    why did he need clubs in purchase and scarsdale? and also, he lives in greenwich…nothing closer to home?

  9. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    he looks so regal in that pic

  10. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    I’ll suck your dick for a $1000.
    -cg

  11. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    Pimm’s Chukkers all around.

  12. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    Score:
    David Einhorn: Eleventy Billion
    Dick Fuld: 0

  13. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he’s been club champion for three years running and I’m no slouch myself.
    LD

  14. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    @11 einhorn didn’t actually make as much money as people thought off of lehman.

  15. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    Does he EVER stand up straight??

  16. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    You’re a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
    E. Spitzer

  17. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    My heart goes out to him.

  18. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Quaker Ridge asked him to leave so Gasparino could have two lockers.

  19. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    Quaker ridge is a rookie-jew course….it had a voracious turf mold epidemic that tuned the place brown
    Winged Foot west is the promised land…and they could care less about Fuld or any joey type who wants to join up

  20. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    @16 – Yup that was a classic movie line….

  21. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Stinks like rancid taint in here. Who wants a sandwich?
    CG

  22. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    #8 re: lack of US Open level courses in CT
    CT has some lame golf clubs…there main purpose is for the irish-mick wannabe wasps, to parade there pasty wrinkled wives out once a week…..and for the VP / 3 Series drivers to feel like golfers till a Caddy at Winged foot spits on their bag tag.
    Westchester dominates Golf…and Winged Foot and other places are rounding double digits for hosting the US Open….
    I know……. doesnt fit nicely into the CT is amazing nonsense…along with schools, wives, commute, and high ass-hole count.

  23. Posted by E Spitzer | September 16, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    You know the answer to that tag Bess.

  24. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    @22, what a fucking jackass you are.

  25. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    @22
    I’m guessing NY doesn’t have all the above that you’ve so kindly listed? One things for sure is I sure know where the assholes came from.

  26. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    @22 burn

  27. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    I hear Fairfield Greenwich Stables has a plethora of fillies for him to choose from

  28. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    @27 Some yearlings
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8258144.stm
    More like cunts on parade.

  29. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    I will mount all the Noel sisters in one go.

  30. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    @22 – Gay, bi, curious?
    Dennis Kneale

  31. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    @14 Surely Einhorn can buy drinks?
    -11

  32. Posted by Judge Paulson | September 16, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    You know, I’ve had to send firms older than Lehman to the electric chair. Didn’t want to do it.
    Felt I owed it to them.

  33. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 16, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    @22 – there’s a reason tiger doesn’t play westchester…not to mention, the damn course is busier than a muni on the weekends.
    back to the topic…why doesn’t he give up mcarthur (http://www.mcarthurgolf.com/) down in jupiter? that place is money. bloomy is a member and word has it that tiger is about to join.

  34. Posted by The New Guy | September 16, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    Help!!
    New to DB here, and need some catch-up on the inside jokes:
    1. What’s with the Dennis Kneale / collie / gay stuff?
    2. What’s with the SAC / estrogen stuff? Is that a man-tittie joke?
    Thanks
    The New Guy

  35. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    @34: Please submit a resume to http://www.handbridgecapital.com.
    If we like what we see, we will be in touch.

  36. Posted by The New Guy | September 16, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    @34
    Hey, I tried to upload my resume at the handbridge website, but there is no hiring link to post it to, so how do I … awwwwww, you guys!! Can’t believe I fell for that!!
    seriously, I need the backstory on those items

  37. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    @22 – You’re clearly a CT-wannabe-douche. Please stop typing.
    -Proud WASP from Fairfield County

  38. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    @22 clearly got rejected from a few country clubs in Fairfield County. Probably even tried to sue a few of them, that’s the kind of piece of shit he is.

  39. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 3:36 PM
  40. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    The New Guy=Redacted?
    Maybe I’ve turned paranoid from reading ZeroHedge.

  41. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    22 is dickran

  42. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    Fuld still putts from the rough at Stanwich

  43. Posted by The New Guy | September 16, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    @40
    Don’t know who “Redacted” is, but we are not the same person. I guess that makes you paranoid (which is fine). Now answer my questions, please!

  44. Posted by worry wort | September 16, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    can someone whose not too busy help “The New Guy” out? I’d help but our head trader shook my hand twice this week and it has me worried.

  45. Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    Without a business purpose any more, Dick doesn’t need Blind Brook, a terrible course, and probably feels Quaker is too far away. Stanwich (where he still is a member) is practically across the street from his house. Makes sense for him.

  46. Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    Is that a police officers hand on his shoulder getting to push him down so he doesn’t hit his head on the roof of the squad car.
    Or is is Einhorney hand push him down to ……….?

  47. Posted by Bristol Airport Hotels | April 18, 2012 at 3:39 PM

    RsbZ08 Thanks for the article.Really looking forward to read more. Awesome.

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