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Lehman Brother’s made for tv movie now available in the US. Pretty good so far except for the following insult of a casting call to our main man Jamie Dimon, who anyone with eyes knows is about a million times better looking than this chump/candidate for Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians:
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The direction they went with Vikram is just good comedy:


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Update: Allegedly this is the Blankfein character? Still marginally amusing, possibly more so.

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Comments (44)

  1. Posted by hp | September 10, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    never happened.

  2. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Is that Richard Gere?

  3. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    hahahah holy fucking shit at the vikram character

  4. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    I look GOOD.
    -vp

  5. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    spinco?

  6. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    That is not really Dick Fuld.

  7. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    did they get jabba the hut to play bartiromo?

  8. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    Anyone know how to download the thing instead of streaming it?

  9. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    @8 no. why cant you just stream it?

  10. Posted by Porker Stankleberry | September 10, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    Am I the only one who expected a Simpsons clip of Apu, after the jump?

  11. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    @10 loser

  12. Posted by serious question | September 10, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    Bess, how long have you and JD been boning?

  13. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    I’m going to have this guy start making all my public appearances.
    -vickles

  14. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    JD looks more like Bloomberg.

  15. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    who is this guy acting like Fuld’s manny

  16. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    Who is playing me?
    Dennis Kneale

  17. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    I really hope the end of the movie goes w/ this line:
    Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

  18. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    cleanco?
    I’d have taken a baseball bat to the cunt.

  19. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    Jeez, I’ve been queefing all day ! :(
    -Sue Herera

  20. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    did someone slip me shrooms or did i just see Dick Fuld quoting the new testament, book of revalations no less

  21. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    KL not drunk enough, didn’t believe

  22. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Who wants to suck corn niblets outa this jabroni’s ass?
    CG

  23. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    Found a clip of Bartiromo in this work of art:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V143taMsM_Y&feature=related

  24. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    Charles Gasparino is God’s finest work.

  25. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    why does this not accurately portray me mediating the meeting at the fed?
    -CG

  26. Posted by Joe Mac | September 10, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    “I got chunks of guys like you in my stool”.
    Chaz

  27. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    It’s true Chaz’s eyes glow green and he rips off his sleeves when he sees The Uniball.

  28. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    I thought the Thain waste basket was $36k. Good stuff. Great way to wind the day down.

  29. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    Generally speaking, an asslobster is a pretty good indicator of one’s social standing.
    -Singlet Lore

  30. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    Do MIT men really lounge around their bedrooms in smoking jackets? Must have been an acquired fetish from the Delta Upsilon days.

  31. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    @8 – torrents

  32. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    That’s not the vikram character, its supposed to be LB

  33. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    Thats not Vikram thats Lloyd – unless they changed Vikram’s last name to Blankfein for the movie.

  34. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    That is Blankfein, not Pundit. Sorry.

  35. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    how has no-one mentioned Dimon handing out a ten spot for a hand shandy?

  36. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    @21– is d fuld reading the new testament these days, because i thought his readings generally stopped at the old testament.

  37. Posted by JD | September 10, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    36, Sure, I drive a hard bargain, but it’s an Andy for a handy. Value for service.

  38. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    Blankfein is the bald guy, just like he is in real life, Mack is the guy who looks like Mack and Dimon is the guy who looks like an old greek fisherman. Uncanny!

  39. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    Blankfein is the bald guy, just like he is in real life, Mack is the guy who looks like Mack and Dimon is the guy who looks like an old greek fisherman. Uncanny!

  40. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    Blankfein is the bald guy, just like he is in real life, Mack is the guy who looks like Mack and Dimon is the guy who looks like an old greek fisherman. Uncanny!

  41. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    do people really perform ‘due diligence’ by reviewing boxes of documents? maybe someone should get them a computer and spreadsheets….

  42. Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    re: Anyone know how to download the thing instead of streaming it?
    Right-click the below link and choose “Save As”
    http://wm-barcap.wv.miisolutions.net/media/barcap/windows/US/review/LastDaysOfLehmans_01.wmv

  43. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    @42
    Why do you think Lehman’s went under?

  44. Posted by Bristol Airport Hotels | April 20, 2012 at 3:46 AM

    xLt5pD Enjoyed every bit of your blog. Great.

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