We can't say for sure it's going to happen but we can definitely get you one step closer to reaching out and giving the Vickle a tickle. Pandit will be at the 92nd Street Y tomorrow night in an interview with Businessweek's Steven J. Adler on the topic of, among other things, whether or not the Citi CEO thinks the recession is over, and the organizers would like to throw some of your brain busters Pandito's way. The two best questions left below will receive free tickets to the big show. Do your worst.
Do You Have Aspirations Of Rubbing Up Against Vikram Pandit?
Posted by Bess Levin, Sep 16, 2009, 4:54pm
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Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 4:59PM
what's your workout routine?
-cg
Posted by CoveredLong , Sep 16, 2009 5:00PM
@1 - Uh, I tickle myself...duh.
-Vickle
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:01PM
has charlie gasparino ever threatened to put you in a chokehold?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:01PM
did you ever go cow-tipping in the homeland?
Posted by Riskybusiness , Sep 16, 2009 5:02PM
Were you the unnamed CEO that broke into tears on the phone with Geithner as mentioned in Stewart's article in the New Yorker?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:03PM
is geithner as big a douche as he seems?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:03PM
is dick parsons really that suave?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:04PM
I will be at this YMCA. I will shower and abuse myself to this dark, elfin native american man.
Posted by Anal_yst , Sep 16, 2009 5:06PM
F/M/K:
Geithner, Bersnanke, Paulson
Posted by CoveredLong , Sep 16, 2009 5:06PM
@3 - Yes, and has...duh.
@4 - No, they're sacred...duh.
@5 - They were tears of joy...duh(I was in the midst of a 24hr ticklefest)
@6 - Bigger...no duh.
@7 - Quit it Dick, your ploy won't work again...duh.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:08PM
F/M/K:
blankfein/dimon/mack
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:09PM
No, but I have aspirations of rubbing one out on Vikram Pandit.
P. Alwaleed
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:11PM
Mr Pandit, can you tell me what the fuck Vikram means?
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Sep 16, 2009 5:16PM
Do you drink goo too, or just urine? Depending on your answer, I might sell you my fund.
- P Thiel
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:19PM
what are the first year associate numbers?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:19PM
Vikram, stop bieng a jerk
JD
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:27PM
Vikula- Do you think India is going to try to take back their award? Or will you get to keep it but they'll deny ever giving it to you?
-MCC
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:35PM
(a) When does Jamie take over?
(2) You look like you lost weight. Have you been working out?
(d) CFA or MBA?
Posted by CoveredLong , Sep 16, 2009 5:36PM
@13 - Yes I can....duh. Do you know how to use proper grammar to get the answers you're looking for?
@14 - Depends on your asking price...duh. Although I guess that means I've admitted to doing at least one of those...you have outsmarted me again...damn.
@15 - Strong to quite strong...duh.
@16 - Sorry J, my b.
@17 - Here's that $50 I still owed you, sorry for the delay...actually, I'm sorry I'm not sorry.
-V to the P
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:50PM
are you *really* the head of Citibank?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:53PM
Who's side you one, Jon or Kate's?
Posted by CoveredLong , Sep 16, 2009 5:59PM
@18:
(a) He's already taken over...no duh. (word up J!)
(2) Depends on if you consider tickling with Chaz a workout...
(d) Duh, that's THE question. J, any insight?
@20 - That is highly, and I mean highly dependent on what your definitions of 'you', 'head', and 'Citibank' are.........duh.
-V Styles
Posted by Johnny Mack , Sep 16, 2009 7:05PM
So, like, how much do you wish you had my job Vik? Wish you never left, don't you?
Johnny Mack
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 7:09PM
So who do you want to do up the pooper more: Sallie Krawcheck or Meredith Whitney?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 7:33PM
orlly?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 7:54PM
Mr. Pandit who would you rather have sit on your face maria bartiromo or maxine waters? and as a follow up what was your reaction when Geithner made you sit on his?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 8:54PM
Is is really true that most condoms are 'too big' for Indian men?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 9:27PM
::Grabs the mic from Pandit's hand::
"I'll let you get back to your interview in a minute...but AIG had the best death of the year...just sayin'."
-Beanbag Analyst
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 9:30PM
***replace "death" with "bailout"
-Dumb Beanbag Analyst
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 10:13AM
Which Hank would you rather do?
Hank Paulson or Hank Greenberg?
Posted by CoveredLong , Sep 17, 2009 10:38AM
@23 - If by 'your job' you mean resigning and living my retirement in luxury...then more desperately than Lloyd wants to make love to a schoolboy....no duh.
@24 - Sallie K, it reminds me of Special K, which she probably eats...I'd like to eat SK while she eats SK....or did I not understand your question?
@25 - Yes, really. Quit acting so surprised.
@27 - It's not so much they're too big, we're just extraordinarily small...it's all about turning negatives into positives...duh.
@28 - Can I has my mic back now? J is getting pissed.
@30 - My offical answer is HP...but unofficially I'm an HG kind of guy...duh.
-V for Velveeta