• 16 Sep 2009 at 4:54 PM

Do You Have Aspirations Of Rubbing Up Against Vikram Pandit?

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14pandit.jpgWe can’t say for sure it’s going to happen but we can definitely get you one step closer to reaching out and giving the Vickle a tickle. Pandit will be at the 92nd Street Y tomorrow night in an interview with Businessweek‘s Steven J. Adler on the topic of, among other things, whether or not the Citi CEO thinks the recession is over, and the organizers would like to throw some of your brain busters Pandito’s way. The two best questions left below will receive free tickets to the big show. Do your worst.

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    Comments (31)

    1. 1
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 4:59 PM

      what’s your workout routine?
      -cg

    2. 2
      Posted by CoveredLong | September 16, 2009 at 5:00 PM

      @1 – Uh, I tickle myself…duh.
      -Vickle

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:01 PM

      has charlie gasparino ever threatened to put you in a chokehold?

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:01 PM

      did you ever go cow-tipping in the homeland?

    5. 5
      Posted by Riskybusiness | September 16, 2009 at 5:02 PM

      Were you the unnamed CEO that broke into tears on the phone with Geithner as mentioned in Stewart’s article in the New Yorker?

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:03 PM

      is geithner as big a douche as he seems?

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:03 PM

      is dick parsons really that suave?

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:04 PM

      I will be at this YMCA. I will shower and abuse myself to this dark, elfin native american man.

    9. 9
      Posted by Anal_yst | September 16, 2009 at 5:06 PM

      F/M/K:
      Geithner, Bersnanke, Paulson

    10. 10
      Posted by CoveredLong | September 16, 2009 at 5:06 PM

      @3 – Yes, and has…duh.
      @4 – No, they’re sacred…duh.
      @5 – They were tears of joy…duh(I was in the midst of a 24hr ticklefest)
      @6 – Bigger…no duh.
      @7 – Quit it Dick, your ploy won’t work again…duh.

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:08 PM

      F/M/K:
      blankfein/dimon/mack

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:09 PM

      No, but I have aspirations of rubbing one out on Vikram Pandit.
      P. Alwaleed

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:11 PM

      Mr Pandit, can you tell me what the fuck Vikram means?

    14. 14
      Posted by Seaman Bodine II | September 16, 2009 at 5:16 PM

      Do you drink goo too, or just urine? Depending on your answer, I might sell you my fund.
      - P Thiel

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:19 PM

      what are the first year associate numbers?

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:19 PM

      Vikram, stop bieng a jerk
      JD

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:27 PM

      Vikula- Do you think India is going to try to take back their award? Or will you get to keep it but they’ll deny ever giving it to you?
      -MCC

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:35 PM

      (a) When does Jamie take over?
      (2) You look like you lost weight. Have you been working out?
      (d) CFA or MBA?

    19. 19
      Posted by CoveredLong | September 16, 2009 at 5:36 PM

      @13 – Yes I can….duh. Do you know how to use proper grammar to get the answers you’re looking for?
      @14 – Depends on your asking price…duh. Although I guess that means I’ve admitted to doing at least one of those…you have outsmarted me again…damn.
      @15 – Strong to quite strong…duh.
      @16 – Sorry J, my b.
      @17 – Here’s that $50 I still owed you, sorry for the delay…actually, I’m sorry I’m not sorry.
      -V to the P

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:50 PM

      are you *really* the head of Citibank?

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 5:53 PM

      Who’s side you one, Jon or Kate’s?

    22. 22
      Posted by CoveredLong | September 16, 2009 at 5:59 PM

      @18:
      (a) He’s already taken over…no duh. (word up J!)
      (2) Depends on if you consider tickling with Chaz a workout…
      (d) Duh, that’s THE question. J, any insight?
      @20 – That is highly, and I mean highly dependent on what your definitions of ‘you’, ‘head’, and ‘Citibank’ are………duh.
      -V Styles

    23. 23
      Posted by Johnny Mack | September 16, 2009 at 7:05 PM

      So, like, how much do you wish you had my job Vik? Wish you never left, don’t you?
      Johnny Mack

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 7:09 PM

      So who do you want to do up the pooper more: Sallie Krawcheck or Meredith Whitney?

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 7:33 PM

      orlly?

    26. 26
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 7:54 PM

      Mr. Pandit who would you rather have sit on your face maria bartiromo or maxine waters? and as a follow up what was your reaction when Geithner made you sit on his?

    27. 27
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 8:54 PM

      Is is really true that most condoms are ‘too big’ for Indian men?
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

    28. 28
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 9:27 PM

      ::Grabs the mic from Pandit’s hand::
      “I’ll let you get back to your interview in a minute…but AIG had the best death of the year…just sayin’.”
      -Beanbag Analyst

    29. 29
      Posted by guest | September 16, 2009 at 9:30 PM

      ***replace “death” with “bailout”
      -Dumb Beanbag Analyst

    30. 30
      Posted by guest | September 17, 2009 at 10:13 AM

      Which Hank would you rather do?
      Hank Paulson or Hank Greenberg?

    31. 31
      Posted by CoveredLong | September 17, 2009 at 10:38 AM

      @23 – If by ‘your job’ you mean resigning and living my retirement in luxury…then more desperately than Lloyd wants to make love to a schoolboy….no duh.
      @24 – Sallie K, it reminds me of Special K, which she probably eats…I’d like to eat SK while she eats SK….or did I not understand your question?
      @25 – Yes, really. Quit acting so surprised.
      @27 – It’s not so much they’re too big, we’re just extraordinarily small…it’s all about turning negatives into positives…duh.
      @28 – Can I has my mic back now? J is getting pissed.
      @30 – My offical answer is HP…but unofficially I’m an HG kind of guy…duh.
      -V for Velveeta

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