Goldman Sachs partner managing director Richard Kimball Jr. apparently got in some trubs with his Southampton neighbors this summer. His neighbors are people who say judgey stuff like "he is certainly enjoying the life of a single man" (Rick is divorced from Blackstone co-founder Pete Peterson's daughter, Holly, who you might know from her memoir about screwing the male nanny) and "there were a series of wild pool parties going on late until the night, with a lot of young pretty girls" (the implication being that these women are whores and Dick was throwing off the wall fuck-fests even Eliot Spitzer wouldn't attend, not even in the hardcorest of his hooker banging days). Obviously they would've been cool with the hos if they'd been invited over to join the fun but they weren't so they called the cops and had that shit shut down. Several times. Oh, but they weren't done there. Next they got Page Six on the horn and started crunching numbers.
"Another neighbor went round to get them to turn it down, and she came back saying there were a lot of topless girls around the pool with just two or three guys.
A lot of girls? Only two or three guys? Could that mean anything but insane orgies? Not in my world. This is the best part:
"Many of the residents say he ruined their summer. It's pretty arrogant behavior."
Got that? He ruined their summer. The whole thing. Down the drain.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Sep 09, 2009 11:29AM
@bess - are you suggesting that the spitz's hooker banging days are over? just askin...
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:30AM
Goldman Sachs has completely lost it's identity, their was a time when a partner would get fired for being this over the top. Now it is just business as usual from the firm that used to be the white knight and now is front-runners central in more ways than one.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:30AM
They blind me, these decadent breasts.
- Henry "Hung Like Christmas Garland" Hampton
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:30AM
I have no pool hence no hot chicks at my house.
Did it really say he rented the place for $2.5mil for the summer? For that much every fucking wall had better blow me as soon as I walk in the door.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:32AM
A true blue blooded yankee holds such parties in the indoor pool... Savages...
BTW, wasn't Richard Kimball the name of Harrison Ford's character in The Fugitive?
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:33AM
4 = Nouriel Roubini
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:33AM
@5 you are right, I knew I recognized that name hahahahahah
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:35AM
Every time I jump into a pool, I immediately sink to the bottom because my bsw is dipped in 24karat gold.
LB
Posted by Richard Fuld , Sep 09, 2009 11:37AM
I use my Man Stick to separate the shallow and deep end of the pool. Safety first.
-Richard "Don't Cross the Rope!" Fuld
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:37AM
@2 - When were those golden days when GS was a "White Knight"?
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:38AM
I hate wearing shirts.
Jabroni Pony
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:40AM
@10 1980s Gus Levy wouldn't permit the firm to take part in hostile takeovers, companies looked to them fend off takeovers.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 09, 2009 11:40AM
What an interesting story!
I enjoyed the comment Richard Kimball made to the Post reporter who called: "It is a very small neighborhood." And he then refused further comment.
I think Kimball acquitted himself nicely with that remark, in a crytic Goldman kinda way.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:42AM
that must have been a misunderstanding, they said he re-newed our summer not ruined.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:45AM
What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Richard Kimble. Go get me some.
Marshal Gaspacino
Posted by Riskybusiness , Sep 09, 2009 11:48AM
Not one reference to Dr. Richard Kimball from "Fugitive" fame? The one armed man threw the parties?
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:49AM
@16 who cares?
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:50AM
@13 totally. i taught him well.
-lucas van praag
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:53AM
I wish this Jefferies analyst would stop humping my leg.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:54AM
you could rest like 8 balls on kimball's chin. jesus.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:55AM
Jesus put his balls on Kimball's chin?
Posted by pfluger , Sep 09, 2009 11:58AM
@18/lucas:
Is there some kind of employee handbook with suggestions for responses to nosy reporters questions?
Like, "If asked by a reporter why the cops were called to a party with loud music and attended by yourself, a buddy or two, and a bunch of topless girls, respond by saying, 'It's a small neighborhood'."
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:59AM
Wasn't Kimball the guy from "The Fugitive?"
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 11:59AM
@ 2 Go join the ZeroHedge crybabies you fucking wanker
Posted by pfluger , Sep 09, 2009 12:01PM
@23: That's a Gasparino type question.....
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:02PM
@24 Works for Goldman Sachs and is pissed because he knows the statement is accurate
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:03PM
@22 there wasn't before I came, but a whipped this place into shape.
-LvP
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:03PM
Where can I get hard hitting news with a humorous slant?
Chizzle Gaspizzle
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:05PM
It's all about making dough, doing blow, and getting blown. Did I leave anything out?
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:05PM
http://www.nytimes.com/1994/09/11/style/weddings-holly-peterson-richard-a-kimball-jr.html
who would've guessed the marriage would end in a fit of orgiastic melodrama??
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:08PM
Regular orgy vs Insane orgy.
Discuss.
/Not meep.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:08PM
@ Risky = New guy
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:12PM
Bess - hilarious, and really well written. Take a bow.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 09, 2009 12:12PM
@28: Everything you do has a humorous slant, Charlie.
You don't see it, of course, but everyone else does. You see, its just that you are unintentionally humorous. Especially when you get really worked up and excited when doing some hard-hitting report on CNBC. Or when you're still drunk from the prior night's festivities. That's when you're at your best.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:13PM
I'm nervous about naked swine flu orgies.
Nervous guy
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:15PM
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/115-Toylsome-Ln-Southampton-NY-11968/32717377_zpid/
no way he rented for 2.5!!! house isnt even worth that much. jeex
Posted by pfluger , Sep 09, 2009 12:17PM
Oh, sweet!! Partner Kimball's mother is some kind of minister!!!
Probably, she wasn't there during the parties.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 09, 2009 12:18PM
Oh, sweet!! Partner Kimball's mother is some kind of minister!!!
Probably, she wasn't there during the parties.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:22PM
Who wants to see me feverishly punish my glutes?
CG
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Sep 09, 2009 12:27PM
"Who is your daddy and what does he do!?"
-Det. Richard Kimball
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Sep 09, 2009 12:30PM
she didn't take his name - no wonder she got the boot
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:36PM
Women that do not take their husband's name are serious b1tches, period.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:46PM
@36 is that really the house? i definitely wouldn't throw my outdoor orgy parties in a place that nonsecluded...
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:56PM
I went to Dalton with Ms. Peterson. She was the finest of all the babes in the school at the time.
She is still in my nightly rotation.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 12:59PM
At 23-Yes
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 1:15PM
Bess you know how to brighten our day
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 1:26PM
Look for a rape lawuit soon
Posted by Rick Kimball , Sep 09, 2009 1:32PM
Just to set the record straight, those were not topless "girls." they were adults, and they were men, specifically Barney Frank and Mark Haines. Perhaps it was my *neighbors* who were inebriated.
I will have no additional comments.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 1:32PM
Best Summer EVER!. I owe it all to Dick. He first got me laid at Goldman back in 95, let me releive myself on Holly in 01 and got me laid again in 09. He's the man. Bukkaki Fest next weekend back at his place.
Posted by Laura Blankfein , Sep 09, 2009 1:56PM
Richard, great party as always, but Susan and I will not be waiting in line behind those little Ukranian bitches. If the party starts at noon, we expect to be topless in the pool by noon.
Posted by moviequotepolice , Sep 09, 2009 2:29PM
@40 - Det. John Kimble - unless it's the Fugitive Kindergarten Cop...
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 3:10PM
@47: By lawsuit, do you mean lolsuit? As in LOL-suit, as in it's such a funny situation that it is laugh-out-loud funny, therefore the pun on the lol?
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 3:36PM
coolest goldman partner ever. his ex-wife is a cunt. you go, richard!
Posted by Chuckie Passgasparino , Sep 09, 2009 4:10PM
@33: she knows not to bend over in this group
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 4:17PM
It might not be him who is rumoured to be dating a young and pretty business anchor.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 5:06PM
Rick, grow up and get your a$$ into rehab. It's not fair to your kids.
Posted by guest , Sep 09, 2009 9:13PM
I hate when Dr. Richar Kindall does shit like this and evade Chi-town police on the man hunt
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 12:05AM
pics or it didn't happen
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 10:43AM
@12
Gus Levy died in 1976.
In the '80s it would have been Whitehead and Weinberg. Thanks for playing.