Goldman Sachs partner managing director Richard Kimball Jr. apparently got in some trubs with his Southampton neighbors this summer. His neighbors are people who say judgey stuff like “he is certainly enjoying the life of a single man” (Rick is divorced from Blackstone co-founder Pete Peterson’s daughter, Holly, who you might know from her memoir about screwing the male nanny) and “there were a series of wild pool parties going on late until the night, with a lot of young pretty girls” (the implication being that these women are whores and Dick was throwing off the wall fuck-fests even Eliot Spitzer wouldn’t attend, not even in the hardcorest of his hooker banging days). Obviously they would’ve been cool with the hos if they’d been invited over to join the fun but they weren’t so they called the cops and had that shit shut down. Several times. Oh, but they weren’t done there. Next they got Page Six on the horn and started crunching numbers.
“Another neighbor went round to get them to turn it down, and she came back saying there were a lot of topless girls around the pool with just two or three guys.
A lot of girls? Only two or three guys? Could that mean anything but insane orgies? Not in my world. This is the best part:
“Many of the residents say he ruined their summer. It’s pretty arrogant behavior.”
Got that? He ruined their summer. The whole thing. Down the drain.
@bess – are you suggesting that the spitz’s hooker banging days are over? just askin…
Goldman Sachs has completely lost it’s identity, their was a time when a partner would get fired for being this over the top. Now it is just business as usual from the firm that used to be the white knight and now is front-runners central in more ways than one.
They blind me, these decadent breasts.
- Henry “Hung Like Christmas Garland” Hampton
I have no pool hence no hot chicks at my house.
Did it really say he rented the place for $2.5mil for the summer? For that much every fucking wall had better blow me as soon as I walk in the door.
A true blue blooded yankee holds such parties in the indoor pool… Savages…
BTW, wasn’t Richard Kimball the name of Harrison Ford’s character in The Fugitive?
4 = Nouriel Roubini
@5 you are right, I knew I recognized that name hahahahahah
Every time I jump into a pool, I immediately sink to the bottom because my bsw is dipped in 24karat gold.
LB
I use my Man Stick to separate the shallow and deep end of the pool. Safety first.
-Richard “Don’t Cross the Rope!” Fuld
@2 – When were those golden days when GS was a “White Knight”?
I hate wearing shirts.
Jabroni Pony
@10 1980s Gus Levy wouldn’t permit the firm to take part in hostile takeovers, companies looked to them fend off takeovers.
What an interesting story!
I enjoyed the comment Richard Kimball made to the Post reporter who called: “It is a very small neighborhood.” And he then refused further comment.
I think Kimball acquitted himself nicely with that remark, in a crytic Goldman kinda way.
that must have been a misunderstanding, they said he re-newed our summer not ruined.
What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Richard Kimble. Go get me some.
Marshal Gaspacino
Not one reference to Dr. Richard Kimball from “Fugitive” fame? The one armed man threw the parties?
@16 who cares?
@13 totally. i taught him well.
-lucas van praag
I wish this Jefferies analyst would stop humping my leg.
you could rest like 8 balls on kimball’s chin. jesus.
Jesus put his balls on Kimball’s chin?
@18/lucas:
Is there some kind of employee handbook with suggestions for responses to nosy reporters questions?
Like, “If asked by a reporter why the cops were called to a party with loud music and attended by yourself, a buddy or two, and a bunch of topless girls, respond by saying, ‘It’s a small neighborhood’.”
Wasn’t Kimball the guy from “The Fugitive?”
@ 2 Go join the ZeroHedge crybabies you fucking wanker
@23: That’s a Gasparino type question…..
@24 Works for Goldman Sachs and is pissed because he knows the statement is accurate
@22 there wasn’t before I came, but a whipped this place into shape.
-LvP
Where can I get hard hitting news with a humorous slant?
Chizzle Gaspizzle
It’s all about making dough, doing blow, and getting blown. Did I leave anything out?
http://www.nytimes.com/1994/09/11/style/weddings-holly-peterson-richard-a-kimball-jr.html
who would’ve guessed the marriage would end in a fit of orgiastic melodrama??
Regular orgy vs Insane orgy.
Discuss.
/Not meep.
@ Risky = New guy
Bess – hilarious, and really well written. Take a bow.
@28: Everything you do has a humorous slant, Charlie.
You don’t see it, of course, but everyone else does. You see, its just that you are unintentionally humorous. Especially when you get really worked up and excited when doing some hard-hitting report on CNBC. Or when you’re still drunk from the prior night’s festivities. That’s when you’re at your best.
I’m nervous about naked swine flu orgies.
Nervous guy
http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/115-Toylsome-Ln-Southampton-NY-11968/32717377_zpid/
no way he rented for 2.5!!! house isnt even worth that much. jeex
Oh, sweet!! Partner Kimball’s mother is some kind of minister!!!
Probably, she wasn’t there during the parties.
Oh, sweet!! Partner Kimball’s mother is some kind of minister!!!
Probably, she wasn’t there during the parties.
Who wants to see me feverishly punish my glutes?
CG
“Who is your daddy and what does he do!?”
-Det. Richard Kimball
she didn’t take his name – no wonder she got the boot
Women that do not take their husband’s name are serious b1tches, period.
@36 is that really the house? i definitely wouldn’t throw my outdoor orgy parties in a place that nonsecluded…
I went to Dalton with Ms. Peterson. She was the finest of all the babes in the school at the time.
She is still in my nightly rotation.
At 23-Yes
Bess you know how to brighten our day
Look for a rape lawuit soon
Just to set the record straight, those were not topless “girls.” they were adults, and they were men, specifically Barney Frank and Mark Haines. Perhaps it was my *neighbors* who were inebriated.
I will have no additional comments.
Best Summer EVER!. I owe it all to Dick. He first got me laid at Goldman back in 95, let me releive myself on Holly in 01 and got me laid again in 09. He’s the man. Bukkaki Fest next weekend back at his place.
Richard, great party as always, but Susan and I will not be waiting in line behind those little Ukranian bitches. If the party starts at noon, we expect to be topless in the pool by noon.
@40 – Det. John Kimble – unless it’s the Fugitive Kindergarten Cop…
@47: By lawsuit, do you mean lolsuit? As in LOL-suit, as in it’s such a funny situation that it is laugh-out-loud funny, therefore the pun on the lol?
coolest goldman partner ever. his ex-wife is a cunt. you go, richard!
@33: she knows not to bend over in this group
It might not be him who is rumoured to be dating a young and pretty business anchor.
Rick, grow up and get your a$$ into rehab. It’s not fair to your kids.
I hate when Dr. Richar Kindall does shit like this and evade Chi-town police on the man hunt
pics or it didn’t happen
@12
Gus Levy died in 1976.
In the ’80s it would have been Whitehead and Weinberg. Thanks for playing.
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Note to self: When partying naked poolside, remember to sit boy-girl-boy-girl, so we don’t piss off the Episcopalians next door.