Maybe but probably not. I know it’s fun to malign Goldman employees, and what with their penchant for trolling the internet for underage tail and paying for sex, Denis Morley probably thought he had this one in the bag. But I’m just not buying it. According to Morley, his (estranged) wife, Alzbeta Holmokova, was bribed by Yann Samuelides, a managing director at Goldman Sachs, to get married (the happy couple, pictured above, met when Samuelides became Holmokava’s client in the pay for lay business). Supposedly she said no to the offer, and told Sam she “loved and respected her husband.” This, of course, is all coming from Morely, whose wife is trying her hardest to get divorced from the guy, who showed remarkable restraint in not adding “devastatingly handsome” and “cock from the gods” to the alleged quote. Morely also claims that the reason his wife didn’t end things immediately with Sammy was that the GS’er threatened to commit suicide if she left him, to which the jilted husband responded, “Well, you’d better keep seeing him.” I haven’t figured out exactly who’s playing who, or if they’re all in on it together, but someone is for sure being taken for a ride.
Goldman Sachs ‘Romantic With A Heart Of Gold’ Paid Hooker £500,000 To Make It Official?
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that guy straight up looks like he has down syndrome
where was my offer of marriage, dick? you know who you are.
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They both look vaguely zombie-like. Maybe it’s her hunched-shoulder, dead-arms thing.
Julia Roberts has really let herself go.
Him: short body large head.
Her: Obvious.kink.in.spinal.column
Let’s see … brother and sister?
just sayin’
She’s roomy in the hips, no?
@6 yeah and?
This is a confusing story. Am I to understand that someone wanted to sleep with that woman?
As soon as I am a pensioner it’s off to Slovakia, or Belarus. Or maybe both. Why not both?
I really hope Ollie has some time to include a subplot in MNS involving some candid FFN and graphic sex involving the villainous protaganist and some ambiguously under/of age eastern European gals. Nothing would go so far as to establish the bad guy as a cult hero in my eyes.
Combined height of under 11′.
Bankers dont get pussy….
@6 – That works the other way around also: ‘She’s hippy in the rooms, no?’
…although, be careful not to confuse ‘hippy’ the adjective with ‘hippie’ the noun.
what is she funny or something?
@12 Let me fix that for you:
“Wankers don’t get real pussy….”
That’s the worst looking Eastern European hooker I’ve ever seen. Looks more like a gypsy than the stereotypical Sharipova/Kournikova lean leggy blond.
Are the dwarfs or something? She looks like Mario Cantone with long hair.
@8 – agreed. where is said prostitute in the picture? is she being blocked out view by the woman wearing the man’s pants with big thighs?
she looks like she could pop your head off with her thighs but i’d hit it. several times in fact.
@19 ftw
I bet her bush has more hair than his head.
He’s nearing a comb over and I bet she can carpet Times Square.
I’m trying to figure out what kind of idiot goes for a stroll down the street with his prostie on his arm. This moron is part of the brain trust otherwise known as GS?!
@21 why do you bet that? can you see through her pants?
@21 is obviously not British otherwise he’d know that she can carpet Trafalar Square with the bad bush. If she can net and kill some of those pigeons while she’s at it all the better.
MD at 35? Seems a little young, no?
Based on the picture of said “pensioner”, I might threaten suicide if I had to sleep with either of the men.
The estranged husband is 67 and married the prostie when she was 21. She must be an all-star in the sack or these men are just so pathetic they fall in love with the first clam to open up to them.
@25 – where you been? gs doesn’t have directors, most become md’s by early 30s late 20s. definitely gives them more credibility when they are handed deals from the partners. that said, there are more than a few running around with the title that could hold a candle to an associate at jeffries…
@25 he’s just that good.
@25 – Lime most GS stars, he had extra brains surgically implanted into his head.
Sorry, Like, not lime. Must have subconciously been thinking limeys.
her?
the transplant didn’t take
Eliot Spitzer is not impressed.
unattractive couple. this story doesn’t get me fired up.
too MigdetCLOPS didnt SLORE
The guy looks like a retard, I bet that he never saw a pussy until he was 30 (when he woke up and started to pay)
Her vagin hangs lika the sleeve on a warlock’s robe. I’da like to make sexy party with her.
Hmmm i think half a million is definately a cheap hooker, i mean ffs who wud sleep with either of them!! I aint a woman but i’d live in a wood hut and sew myself shut before i let any of them near me!!! lmao. An old bin man (1st huband) then a bald gollum looking dude who’s probably hung like a knat haha. Poor woman.
Losers, those who fail in the field of lover, become bankers to compensate themselves for the losses and hope to win someday (by paying, obviously).
typo: the field of love, not lover.