Page Six has a follow-up to yesterday’s story regarding partner managing director Richard Kimball Jr and the neighbors in Southampton whose summers he ruined by not even once considering inviting them over when he was having company. Apparently the bank was “not pleased” with the item. Because it attracted unwanted attention at a time when GS is trying to lay low and just be regular Joes? No! Because it failed to really express just how much puss Kimballer slayed through Labor Day. If you’re going to write about the Masters of the Universe having sex parties in the backyard, at least make it halfway realistic. Place Lloyd at the scene. Throw in his wife. Have eyewitness accounts of 16 year-olds rolling around in sticky fifties. This shouldn’t be that difficult, and yet, more than 24 hours after the fact, LB has received nary an email from friends asking “did you really mount a Sybian machine out East?” Failure all around.
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I smoke letuce
I just took my 3rd BM of the morning in the lobby of 85 Broad. Didn’t even bother using the WC.
CG
Goldman Sachs, why do you hate fun?
Dennis Kneale molests collies
-CG
@3 what are you talking about? i lent my wife to this guy for crazy sex parties. i love fun.
This would never have happened in my day.
-Dick Fold
Find that man!
shouldnt this guy be jumping out of a storm drain while being chased by Tommy Lee Jones?
Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.
I hear hear his brother John is a cop working undercover teaching kindergarten.
“Well I’ve got news for you! You are mine now…you belong to me!”
-Det. John Kimball
Was Lloyd’s wife one of the topless chicks at the party?
Upstart Guerrilla Reporter
I’m simply jealous.
- Married w/ children
“LB has yet to receive any emails from friends asking “did you really mount a Sybian machine?” ”
done.
i just can’t get over how wide his chin is.
Anybody up for a game of “who’s your daddy and what does he do?”
I’d rather live next to this guy, than the current GS partner I’ve got. Much rather look at titties on whores than man boobs on nancies collecting antiques.
@17 “than the current GS partner I’ve got”
mmmmmm bull shit. which gs partner lives in a trailer park?
no one has emailed lloyd about that b/c it’s not a like a holy shit moment but rather to be expected. pretty standard.
Richard Kimble? Didn’t the one armed man kill his wife?
i am the sheriff and you are my deputy trainees
Wasn’t Kimble Harrison Ford’s character from the Fugitive?
my daddys a gynocologist and he looksa at buh-ginas all day long
“Its a small neighborhood. I will have no additional comments.”
- Dr. Richard Kimball
@25 ftw
@23 terrible movie.
@24 ftw
Wait a minute!!! Heads up!!!!!
As we learned the hard way, so-called “sybian” devices are designed specifically for women!!!!
~Former Lehman Quant Association
@27 they’re designed for anyone with a hole. that’s all you need.
The party comments reminded me of the movie “Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo”. Specifically the “bottomless” party scene trend the host was trying to start because he was tired of all the topless parties in Miami…
I’ll rip you a new hole, pansies.
CG
@29 that comment sucked
Could be worse.
-J. Epstein
Fucking East Coast gash – build a dungeon for that shit.
HTNIII
Abby Joseph Cohen is not a hermaphrodite.
-The neighbor who called the cops
@31: YOU LIE!!!
~Website Taker-Downer in South Carolina who Wishes He Was a Real Family Values Guy Like Rep. Duvall in California
In high school, I dated a girl with big boobs, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She was without direction. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
After college, I found an ambitious girl and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now all I want is a girl with big boobs.
Don’t you mean rolling ON 50s
- us older guys
16 year olds…Sticky Fifties…Girls Gone Wild – Montauk
also jealous.
@36 ftw!
As of now, Dealbreaker is the top Google hit for ‘sticky fifties’.
I support this website, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
36 wins.
Panty liners used to be Benjamins…
85 Broad? Only thing left at 85 broad is a couple derelicts with whom I have nothing in common and a space for my dealer to idle his Windstar while he waits for me to come outside of the office on weeknights my man
Was his gay buddy Rubinoff at the party?