Update: 9/37 items have been consumed including both the Pop Tarts, one bag of the Animal Crackers, and the Famous Amos cookies. Challenger is going for a run at lunch to burn some calories and keep the metabolism going strong. When asked how the contestant was feeling thus far, the response was: “I love candy.”
Update II: From the front lines: The “lunchtime run” gambit paid off in a big way as he downed over 10 items within an hour’s time. He’s up to 21 items consumed and nearly 5,000 calories deep. That being said, he’s currently wearing a “thousand-yard stare” and looking pretty bad. In a stunning turnaround from the typical Detroit modus operandi, he may fail despite “giving it his all.”
Update III: Outcome: FAIL. “He pressed on during the last hour, but looked and acted like a man defeated. He was offered a bargain: he would win a smaller prize (10,000 shares of Old Carco LLC) for finishing off tomorrow what he had left uneaten; he backed out of that challenge as well.”
Earlier: Nothing To Fear: Steve Rattner Will Drag This Lil’ Fella Across The Finish Line
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hardly a noble effort. at JEF we eat pieces of shit like this for lunch.
Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
popcorn: popped or unpopped. discuss.
the genius here is simply yet to be revealed. It will come.
too weak, won’t follow
give me a call when you need another bailout, ass clown
i hate this kid.
@3- Everyone already talked about this on the original post this morning, bitch.
-3
@7- I was busy this morning and I saw this post first– I’m sorry!
-3/7
Jeff Macke was right. These car people are rètards.
imma shit in this kid’s mouth. see how easy the challenge is then.
-cg
You see? YOU SEE???
-jmac (jeff macke)
@9 sick but good
I like turtles.
even the topless girls at my sex parties could do this.
#12 is not Shredder, Bebop, nor Rocksteady.
I’m getting all veklempt, talk amongst yourselves…I’ll give you a topic..a GMAC analyst is in fact a a lower form of retard than a Jeffries analyst…discuss.
You want a real challenge fine.
Masturbate to climax while looking at a naked picture of Maria Bartiromo complete with frontal dingleberries while having Jeff Macke wisper in your ear what he would do to a car person with a roll of tin foil, 2 Fibercon pills, 4 Llsterine strips, Monday’s copy of the Wall Street Journal and 2 gallons of Hi-C Ecto Cooler.
@1 — you guys eat pieces of shit for lunch? I think I’ll be rescinding my acceptance of that JEF offer…
I love lighthouses.
You don’t like lighthouses?…You suck!
Not my chair, not my problem.
@naked grossest thing i’ve heard maybe ever
@naked- done.next.
-cg
@ Naked/16 did that last night…no big deal…try doing it with Ruthie Maddoff taking a dump on DK as he blows a collie…now that’s a challenge
@20,21 I think the three of us can all agree that if a challenge involves climaxing Sheryl Weinstein wont have a problem.
@Naked/22 100% agreed
-21
@naked – GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
@HAM… you forgot your tin foil hat again! Now go get it, sit in the basement sucking your thumb, and rock back and forth.. it will be alright.
Going for a run at lunch….
maybe he just ate the more starchy less sugary stuff this morning, making a run possible, whereas pounds of candy would have him puking after about a minute. Not a bad strategy. Everyone calls this weak, but I would bet those same people probably couldn’t pull it off.
@ns… nice fuckin ecto cooler reference
@26 car czar?
@14, 12 here. No I am not any of those people. This is me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y
When are we going to get some meatball sandwiches in these damn vending machines?
@Naked- That’s my morning routine. D-Rat
@ HAM – get out of Naked’s head!
How about an update, dear GMAC people??? Is he done yet, how many calories have been consumed up to this minute, what is left over (open and unopen), etc. Basics. Sheesh.
gmac offices in ny or detroit?
this is a joke. Where are the real players?
He has consumed the following thus far:
Lay’s Classic
Doritos Nacho Cheese
Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar
Baked Lay’s Sour Cream & Onion
Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies
Bugles Original
Fruity Snacks Mixed Berry
Milky Way
Lorna Doone Shortbread Cookies
Combos Pizzeria
M&Ms Peanut
Twix
3 Musketeers
Skittles Wild Berry
Snack Wells
Starburst Original
Nature Valley Oat & Honey
Nature Valley Strawberry Yogurt
Pop Tarts Strawberry
Pop Tarts Brown Sugar
Zoo Animal Crackers
Plus some mints that got thrown into the bag without his knowledge
He has burned the “white towel” and claims to be going strong, but is stuttering and slurring words worse than JM on a bad day. I think I heard him mention something about an “out of body experience.” Someone placed a flier for the Juvenile Diabetes Foundation on his desk, whose mission is of increased relevance in his life after the day’s events.
lay-up
SO???
damnit what happened!?!?!?!
Tell us about the FAIL!
just as expected, FAIL
Sadly, I find myself ceding some credit to the Car People as at least they’ve learned from their idiot brethren at countless Firms that when framing the spread for the food challenge, you remove any identifying or proprietary objects from the pic.
Sheesh, they can’t put together a caloric spreadsheet but at least they’ve got enough sense to take a discrete pic, not sure what that says about them/everyone who didn’t though…