Caymans.jpgIt seems fitting that in the midst of the round-the-clock coverage of the one year anniversary of Lehman’s collapse, the UK is in the midst of deciding whether or not to let one of its institutions fail. As much as lawmakers would like to make an example out of the Caymans and force them to fend for themselves, should the tax haven fail to find a way out of its budgetary abyss, the UK may find itself on the hook for far more than the £25bn its satellites cost the Queen through tax avoidance and evasion.
But it’s not just the Caymans that are cause for concern. As proof that misery loves company, the Isle of Man, Guernsey, Gibraltar and the Turks & Caicos are all in one form of trouble or another. By now though you’d figure the lessons from Lehman had been learned and government officials would just bite the bullet and throw out the safety net in the name of overall global stability.

Vince Cable, the Liberal Democrat Treasury spokesman, said: “Britain obviously has some responsibility towards these small number of territories and that’s clearly right, but we can’t get into an open-ended bailout that would reward financial mismanagement.

Unless the UK plans on following Lehman’s lead and putting its sunnier territories up for bid on eBay, an open-ended bailout seems preferable overall to a close-ended bankruptcy.
Britain ‘may be forced to bail out tax havens’ [Guardian.co.uk]

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Comments (13)

  1. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    Stupid brits. >50% taxes next year, mark my words.
    - a brit

  2. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    @1
    Would that be considered “bollocks” or “rubbish”?
    -An American

  3. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    @1, no chance. Arsene Wenger won’t let it happen.

  4. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    @2 bollocks
    @3 I thought idiot-Beckham and his Chav-idiot wife would save the UK.
    I guess I was wrong. Maybe big brother will come to the rescue….

  5. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    What lessons from Lehman, Greg? And at what point do you suggest you stop shoveling taxpayer money at failed financial institutions? Are you really that much of a socialist? As for the commenter from Britain, if you keep bailing these idiots out, you’ll need a lot more than 50% taxes to stay solvent. This post makes me want to vomit on your face.

  6. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    Thanks for the picture of a Dollar sign when the entire post discusses the UK. Attention to detail.

  7. Posted by Eliot | September 14, 2009 at 11:00 AM

    I hope to make an impact in my new position as ACORN screener.

  8. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    Greg, I’m going to leave your car door ajar, so your dome light stays on and eventually drains your battery.
    -Jeff Macke

  9. Posted by strangebrew | September 14, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    Vince Cable is a sweet porn star name.

  10. Posted by NakedShort | September 14, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Greg,
    When you are away from your computer I am going to go into your iTunes and delete each mp3′s Name, Song Title, Album and Genre so you will not be able to tell which song is which.
    -Not Jeff Macke but a fan of his work.
    On a side note I would recommend pulling the above prank on everyone you possibly can and watch the sparks fly.

  11. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    Whatever happens
    We have got
    The maxim gun
    And they have not

  12. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    that photo reminds me of wall street

  13. Posted by guest | September 14, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    @ 2- I go with rubbish
    An Australian living in NYC

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