Screen shot 2009-09-24 at 12.50.42 PM.pngOne half of this hedge fund couple has been named the 19th most powerful woman in finance (making the list for the third year in a row). And the other is still on track to meet the $1 billion dollars in redemptions he had last year, so that’s exciting, too!

Comments (54)

  1. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    wow, ADG is a hottie

  2. Posted by NakedShort | September 24, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    No way she passes the pencil test

  3. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    KG also has only 3 years left til the HWM so there’s that to celebrate as well.

  4. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    NHB

  5. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    yes and….yes.

  6. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    anne dias griffin is a friend of mine.
    -cg

  7. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    Dus the carpet match the drapes.
    CG

  8. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:11 PM

    Nice guns. Very sensy.

  9. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    Still on rack to do a billion. Good on her…..or get on her.

  10. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    not impressed.
    -alexandra cohen

  11. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    is this sensy couple interested in a possible threesome?
    -biff basness

  12. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    Anybody wanna invest in my hedge fund, Charlie’s Capital Management & Deli?
    -CG

  13. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    looks like kg’s chins don’t require an HB either.

  14. Posted by CoveredLong | September 24, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    Looks like Barney B his L all over Susan Sarandon’s Ts.
    Tim Robbins would do something about it but he’s stuck in a pipe of poo…which is probably the exact situation that Shia LeBeouf finds himself in also.

  15. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    the tag got it exactly right but what you failed to note is that after dinner I’ll be slipping into kg’s robe and getting in bed with ADG. those were the terms of the original deal.
    -JR

  16. Posted by CoveredLong | September 24, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    Does anyone know what KG looks like in that picture?

  17. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    @15 definitely not. I know from experience.
    -guy who’s titty fucked kg’s chins sans handbridge

  18. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 24, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    wait, her hedge fund is back up to “a hypothetical $68 million?” I think our friend timmay! runs more than that from his apartment at peter cooper village. man, they are setting the bar low.

  19. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    In the absence of a full frontal of Julie Monaco (please Bess), I must say ADG nips her at the finish line.

  20. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    He REALLY does look Smeagel in that pic.

  21. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    @21 whatever, I’d still rather give ADG my money than KG.

  22. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    @21 – Doesn’t Karen Finerman manage about 6X that amount and nary a mention.

  23. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    25 = K-Fine

  24. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    imagine the pillow talk between these two.

  25. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | September 24, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    I find K-Fine very sensy.

  26. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    @25 – Does KF have a rack like that or tonsils that are like a second tongue?

  27. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    K-Fine’s eyes are still bulging from our last tonsil fuck.
    CG

  28. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    Those cheeks aren’t real.

  29. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    @30 – I thought it felt crowded in there.

  30. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    @27 “The broker said .50 bid but there were .75s out there. Do they think I’m stupid?”
    “Yeah…I was offering collars at 4.25 and they countered at 1.00…do they think I’m stupid?

  31. Posted by pfluger | September 24, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    @14:
    I might be interested. Even though I keep all of my money in savings accounts, this deli angle sounds like it has some potential. If I go in, can I get bulk containers of fresh meats and potato salads delivered to Flint?
    -MM

  32. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    $68M – what a schnook. I gots more cash under the seat cushions in my El Camino.
    cg

  33. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    whatever, let’s see her lose half her investors’ money in a matter of months. then I’ll be impressed.
    -kg

  34. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    those tits are real

  35. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    I’d hit it because those tits never get old.

  36. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    ken@33 you are the master there.

  37. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    She is unrecognizable now to anyone who knew her 10 years ago, but she is a nice woman and if I had her money, I would get some work done too.

  38. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:12 PM
  39. Posted by Prime Brokerage Dude | September 24, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    @37 It is funny you said that. I met her several times to help her launch her fund about 5 years ago and she does look very different in this picture. Still very pretty, but different.

  40. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    (Professional) women in their 20s want to look professional. (Professional) women in their 30s want to look hot.
    ~Loosely quoting Meredith Whitney.

  41. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 24, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    oh, now wait a minute! @37 thanks for the link, it clearly state “her $160 million-asset hedge fund.” that means the b1tch (I use the term lovingly) is down more than half in assets and she’s among the top? I’d hate to see the bottom…and what’s with the lube job on hbs? she graduated from georgetown.

  42. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    This gut never gets old, too.

  43. Posted by Prime Brokerage Dude | September 24, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    @Investorcluzzo – How would you expect a convert arb HF to be rolling in the dough given what has gone on in that space the last few years (YTD performance notwithstanding) ?

  44. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    @Cluzo, HBS MBA, $68mio is their estimate of the value of Aragon’s equity holdings.

  45. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    @44 ADG is wayyyy hotter than MW.

  46. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 24, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    @43 – how about by sitting in cash? just sayin’…
    @45 – yes, but the kids here on DB seem to think that hbs doesn’t teach students jack, so I have to assume she got her smarts at gtown…

  47. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    @ 43 had you and your kind not extended 9x leverage to convert arb funds none of this would have happened

  48. Posted by Prime Brokerage Dude | September 24, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    @47 Cluzo – Of course, but you loved the double-digit returns before the space got too crowded, didn’t you ?
    @48 – So true, but really helped pay the bills at the time.

  49. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    @10 ^5 well done, spot on BTW, should we forego the Limoges for the Melmac, or would you prefer to eat the Boston Chicken straight out of the box as usual?

  50. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    @50 kfc, and lets talk about our great taste in art at the same time.

  51. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    Bet she does anal to have gotten this far.

  52. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    @51 Stevie’s going to buy me a diamond encrusted casket for Christmas, top that bitch!

  53. Posted by Jimmy | September 24, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    68 mill, what a fucking piker.
    @ 22 As to K-fine, I think they redeemed the shit out of her and Jeff’s (he is a dude) funds tanked last year. Being down 30+% kinda sucks. Metrocap clients had S&P like returns over the last 5 years.

  54. Posted by guest | September 25, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    I love side boob

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