Julian Roberston: It’s almost Armageddon if the Japanese and Chinese don’t buy our debt. I don’t know where we could get the money. I think we’ve let ourselves get in a terrible situation and I think we ought to try and get out of it.
Erin Burnett: Ok, Mr. Roberston, but let’s say we don’t get out of it and it actually is Armageddon. What’s it gonna be like around here?
JR: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.
EB: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable. Thanks. That’s all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.
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There is no need for concern. Obama, Timmy, and the rest of the gang are committed to attaining a balanced budget. Obama said so himself. Fear not!
Being A$$ raped by a pack of Mexican Coke Sharks
Walking hand-in-hand with Dennis Kneale while an abandoned, naked, Erin Burnett looks on bewildered.
He looks so regal in that pic.
I think ol’ JR has lost it. And not just because he put that shirt with that tie…
@5 he looks insane in that picture. but that’s cool with me, I love fucking crazies.
-Austin Goolsbee
I’d hit it (and have).
-anne dias griffin
i get that excited/scared feeling moments before taking it up the ass.
-cg
Dis fuckin’ hysterical reporting diminishes my greatness.
-cg
@8 oh please you love it.
-sue herrera’s strap-on
All he has to say was “Erin – it will be as bad as one of Greg Michaels posts”
But I guess he didn’t want her to run off the set screaming.
DK
I think I see Blue…He looks Glorious!
“sue herrera’s strap-on”
wow
where does this chimp buy his suits? he needs to go see my guy in china.
-warren buffett
Greg showed us using VAR that the risk of the Chinese not buying our debt is an inverse function of GDP when accounting for trade inflows.
-Lehman Quant and vocal Greg enthusiast
95 percent excited/1 percent scared
An abandoned, naked, feral Erin sniffing out virgin canids for Dennis Kneale to fuck.
Good time to institute a bottomless money pit in the name of universal health insurance though, right Julian?
@4 that’s the face of an old man busting his last load.
i’d hate to have to steam that carpet
he looks like barry diller’s insane uncle in that picture.
And, in case you missed it, Lenny Cramer sez if you find your thinking at odds with “Mrs. Robinson’s” you’d better rethink your thinking. Coo Coo Ca-Chew.
Dis n’ dat.
-CG
youse guys
-cg
I think he’s scared because he just soiled his adult-size Depends. At that age, one cannot trust a fart.
Dude called the recession though. You young, over-masturbating fart sniffers didn’t. Call him, “Sire’ shit heads.
~A Very, Very, Very, Wealthy Dude in Omaha.
Anybody else not wearing pants right now?
-CG
@25…Awesome!!
What’s he been up to since Everyone Loves Raymond ended?
@28/AB mostly he’s been making massive bets on inflation, once in a while he pokes his head out to talk his book. Funny you should ask.
@28
Nice catch! Spitting image.
He’s talking his book.
Personally I dont trust people with liver spots.
@26 “A very very very big douchebag from omaha”
I Fixed your signature for you
Julia Roberts was GREAT in Pretty Woman. I would have dragged my testicles through 10 miles of broken Schlitz bottles just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.
When did she/he go all tranny and wrinkly?
@34
JR must have wanted some special time with Bess. Given the Madoff piece, she must like older men.
@35 huh?
@35 – fart thru a walkie-talkie? Where the eff did that come from?
@34 nice.
@36
If you read the Madoff piece, Bess went soft on him. Why would someone give the biggest swindler of all time an opportunity to spin his image? It must be because Bess has a soft spot for Madoff… I won’t speculate where the soft spot is though. JR was probably working the same angle.
@26 — I took my pants off when I read something about Julia Roberts getting excited.
@39 You write…”Bess went soft on him”
So Bess is a Gay man with recital dysfunction?
@41
You are wise beyond your years.
Here’s to YOU real politicians of genious , whether ignoring and hiding from ACORN coruption , cheating on the taxes you write , or getting morgage deals and millions from the morgage cos you say you oversee, —to cutting deals with big PHARA –protecting trail lawyers from needed legal reform -to causing ecomonic crisis through inept corrupt policies you dictate –TO wastIing trillions in bills none of you read ,while taking over car companies ,banking , school loans – mortgage giants , and attempted take over of health care –here’s to you old swamies of the swamp , this Buds for you –
and this finger
@41 i’d still marry her if she was
@ 43 — I agree. Troubling.
@41, “Recital Dysfunction”?
Are you saying that s/he plays the upright organ, too?
@46 Are you implying that Bess is a South African track star? A shim as it were? I agree, very troubling.
@47
NTTIAWWT
Yep I look like that last time I shat my self to
It’s going to be even worse in China when their $800 billion in treasuries tanks. China’s GDP/capita is a tenth of the US, and their armageddon of losing their largest trade partner will make apocalypse look like a walk in the park.