Lehman Building.jpgThe ‘Dick Fuld owes me’ line runs over 16,000 deep and seeks over $1 trillion for the wide range of inconveniences experienced resulting from Lehman’s rendering of Titanic last September. It started out with Joseph Gregory showing up looking for a quarter of a billion in deferred comp. Now Lehman alumnus and New Jersey Devils owner Jeffrey Vanderbeek is coming forward with his tale of horror and hardship whereby the firm is about $60 million light on his 2004 separation agreement.
Clearly time does not heal all wounds when it comes to former Lehman executives going after their old employer. If everybody from the Giants to the Abu Dhabi Investment Authority to the guys who helped Lehman make it the success it is today wants a piece of the carcass, there’s virtually nobody left other than the firm itself without a pending claim.

Administrators representing Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc.’s main European unit have made the first of several claims they plan to make against the U.S. parent company that are expected to total about $150 billion.

WSJ: European Lehman Administrators To Claim $150B Vs US Parent [WSJ]

Comments (35)

  1. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    Greg, come get you some hot chocolate.
    -M. Waters

  2. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    Greg -
    Your writing pisses me off more than that GD barking dog. So please stop. You are making me very angry.
    David Berkowitz

  3. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    Greg,
    I’m going to slice out your eyes, and your balls. And then I am going to stick your eyes in your ball sacks. And then I will take your balls, and I will put them in your eyeholes!
    ~ The Stranger

  4. Posted by Legacy Lehman Quant | September 24, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    wa?

  5. Posted by pfluger | September 24, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    “Devoured from the inside out…”
    Is MM implicated in this?

  6. Posted by DC Crazy | September 24, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    Greg,
    How would you like to come intern for me and write the next piece of legislation I introduce to ban the molesting of collies?
    -DC crazy

  7. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    @6
    It was all consensual. (They never said no.)
    -DK

  8. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    the mushroom guy speaks
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/24/volcker-too-big-to-fail-s_n_298429.html
    someone make a post on this

  9. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    why doesnt my wife enjoy bjs?

  10. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    Further proof of my divinity. I had known from before the foundations of the world LEH would come to this. All of you bow down to my omniscience.
    -D. Einhorn

  11. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    @9 she sounds like my wife. Is she an accountant by any chance?

  12. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    @9
    Because she doesn’t have a penis.
    -Lehman Quant

  13. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    @9 – Greg – She does. She gives me 3 a day.
    CG

  14. Posted by american bandersnatch | September 24, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    @11 – Weird. Are we married to the same gal?

  15. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    she is not an accountant. but it is perpexing. i wish she enjoyed it
    -9

  16. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    @9 I don’t know….are you using your teeth on “her”?

  17. Posted by Legacy Lehman Quant | September 24, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    asshole@12 I was a better Quant than you were or ever will be. While you were jerking off in the ladies toilets I was printing money by the oil tanker load.
    Bask in my reflected glow, b1tch
    - Legacy Lehman Quant [now at AIG]

  18. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    @AB. If she’s currently on safari in Africa then we’re married to the same woman.
    Please say “NO”…. I don’t want to add you to the list of people I hate which includes TGFD.
    -11

  19. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    Craig, you wanna play some stickball after work?
    -CG

  20. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    @12 Imposter.
    That very was un-Lehmanlike and that made sense.

  21. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    -Greg, I am going to force you to have a non consensual prostate exam.
    Hofstra Junior

  22. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    @21 -
    Greg would take that as a reward. Not as punishment.
    EB

  23. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    David Blanus!

  24. Posted by Tax Chick | September 24, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    I want my $2!

  25. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    @24 THEN GIMME MY DAMN BJ

  26. Posted by Tax Chick | September 24, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    @25
    Suck yourself off, assclown.

  27. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    @26 well that isnt gonna get you much business

  28. Posted by call_me_daddy | September 24, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    @26 and how long have you been in the Wall Street field? You were just given a hell of a deal right there. $2 will buy you a pair of pretzels if you find the right vendor, and if you play your cards right, you could also get your daily recommended amount of protein! we gotta have at least one swallower here because bess just spits.

  29. Posted by Tax Chick | September 24, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    Knuckledraggers @27/28 It was a reference to the movie “Better Off Dead” and in response to my Lehman alumnus lining up for what is going to be a loooong wait.
    You twat hairs really think I would blow you for $2… maybe that is what your mother gets on street and she still has to give change. Now go fuck off.

  30. Posted by Anal_yst | September 24, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    @ Tax Chick
    With each passing vulgarity, with every semi-obscure pop culture reference I find myself lusting after you that much more.
    Cluzo, sorry (not really)

  31. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    twat hairs … she called you that because your are men, and that’s a woman thing! har har

  32. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    I love you Tax Chick
    I love you long time.

  33. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    @31
    Speaking of twat hairs….. How do you get those nasty things out of your teeth?

  34. Posted by Sol R | September 24, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    You have twat hairs? Must be a tubby; grass won’t grow on a race track.

  35. Posted by guest | September 24, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    @ 33 — Go down on Tax Chick and let the crabs handle the harvest.

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