1:03: Glasses, because this is a serious interview.
1:04: Get a load of that suit.
1:05: CG: "Just to clarify, when you say 'Lloyd,' that refers to Lloyd Blankfein, yeah?"
1:06: Tits Cabrera would like to know what it's like being the CEO that sucks the most second only to Ken Lewis.
1:07 Tits isn't trying to give J-Mack a hard time, but really, she wonders, when you think about how hard you've blown this thing over the last few years, how do you look yourself in the mirror?
1:15: CG: "Before I let you go...I have to ask...would you hold up a copy of my book?"
1:16: Tits: "I heard you cried this morning at a Town Hall with employees, is that true, puss?"
[Enough time has past that it's not awkward to change the subject from Mack's stepping down to a little dance I like to call, My Book.]
1:17: CG: I...
1:18: ....have
1:19: [uhhhhh, uhhhhh]
1:19: ....a.....
1:20: ....a.....
1:20: book co---
[Looks around expectantly for Mother Gasparino's meatloaf]
1:20: ...comi---
1:21: ...comi---
[Grabs for a piece of braciola, knocks serving platter over]
1:21: coming
1:21: OUT!!!
1:22: Here...oh my god...here it..
1:23: COMES!!!
1:24: My book.
1:25: Well, we will have to get you back here to do this sometime soon. Thank you Mr. Mack.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:09PM
charlie looks so regal in that suit.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:10PM
mack needs to punch tits mcc in the mouth.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:10PM
"Just to clarify, when you say 'Lloyd,' that refers to Lloyd Blankfein, yeah?"
he actually said that.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:12PM
The suit is so majestic. Totally accentuates his shredded biceps.
...waiting for book plug
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:14PM
mack: charlie, you're a god damn simpleton.
Posted by serious question , Sep 11, 2009 1:15PM
why is tits mcc such a cunt?
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:15PM
Wouldn't he rather sit down with Gorman? Or is the fresh goods exclusive to Maria?
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:15PM
he needs to kill mcc live on-air.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 11, 2009 1:16PM
"Larry Fink is a friend of mine"
Posted by Prime Brokerage Dude , Sep 11, 2009 1:17PM
Did CG really just ask where "Mack the Knife" comes from ? What a jabroni. Everyone knows that one.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:18PM
Fifty bucks says the Gasparino kid picks his nose.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:18PM
How reary reary funny you arr are. Reary funny.
Seriousry seriousry funny.
Ohhhh I chuckre reary hard when I read you.
I'm serious.
Posted by Jefferies Quant , Sep 11, 2009 1:19PM
good GOD caruso cabrera is a piece of shit
also, cg looks like crap
i did a double-take when i first saw JM on cnbc. it's like obama being interviewed by a retarded child on knockoff sesame street.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:19PM
@11 Double or nuthin' he eats it.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:19PM
@6-- she has no gravitas. she's a dennis kneale with tits. she asks "punchy" questions to get her noticed for her "journalism" rather than her cup size.
Posted by plfuger , Sep 11, 2009 1:20PM
Weak. Bring back Charlie da Golden Gloves fighter. Shed the jacket Chaz, like Dykstra would do! Ditch the razor too.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:21PM
What a tool...hahaha
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:21PM
Awww PORTERHOUSE!!!!
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:23PM
He lies!
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:24PM
@ 13 So true!
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:24PM
Gaspacini should write a cook book.
I am a genius.
CG
Posted by Ari Gold , Sep 11, 2009 1:25PM
LLLOOOOOYYDD!
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:26PM
MCC: some seriously low-hanging fruit
http://www.flickr.com/photos/29548037@N08/2866099410/
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:27PM
CG: I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog...
Johnny Mack Brown: You'll get nothing and like it!
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:27PM
@20 and @21 are idiot.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:29PM
@23 my eyes!
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:29PM
@23 That HAS to be shopped.
MCC loves men who cry.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:30PM
Mack: Charlie, I'm having a party this weekend.
[pauses a beat]
Mack: How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:30PM
Charlie's book will outsell Sheryl Weinstein's if he has to buy every goddamn copy.
Posted by NakedShort , Sep 11, 2009 1:31PM
Here is how Charlie should close every segment he talks about his book:
Food for thought so get a buffet plate, my book is going to be so phat you might gain weight
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:32PM
Christ, it's already discounted, plus free shipping.
Posted by Porker Stankleberry , Sep 11, 2009 1:32PM
MCC - a face that caught on fire and was put out with an ice-pick, causing multiple puncture wounds in what she laughingly calls "her brain"
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:33PM
Don't you people have homes?
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:33PM
@29
Based on her reaction I think Bess might beat him to it, and provide free copies to the DB commentariat.
Just like there was nothing wrong with being excited about Beethoven's 9th Symphony, there is nothing wrong with being excited about the upcoming magnum opus of Charles Gasparino.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:35PM
@15 - if 23's picture isn't photoshopped, it looks like gravitas hasn't been kind to her . . .
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:37PM
Gazbag:
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #12,252 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)
Weinstein:
Amazon.com Sales Rank: #5,795 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)
Any questions???
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:37PM
@ 23-- Just wrong man
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:38PM
CG: Do you know who that man was?
Johnny Mack Brown: Mitch Cumstein?
CG: No, no, that was Larry Fink
Posted by pfluger , Sep 11, 2009 1:40PM
@29: At the end of the interview, Charlie said something about wanting to have the theme from 2001 played. If this could somehow be adapated to have Charlie rise, behind the planet, holding his book high, it would be outstanding:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWnmCu3U09w
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:41PM
Mack: Chaz, what did you shoot today?
CG: Oh, John, I don't keep score.
Mack: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Chaz: By percentage of body fat.
Posted by Timely , Sep 11, 2009 1:42PM
You might want to take a look at the news coming out of Value Line -- CEO offering to pay ~ $50 million and leave the business if the SEC doesn't ass rape them.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:42PM
@35- ba-dump-bump, tshhhhhh! looks like gravitas has left her sagging 6 inches. She's on the same horizontal plane as Maggie Rodriguez but she looks a half a foot taller.
Posted by Bess Levin , Sep 11, 2009 1:45PM
@Timely-- Oh, might I?
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:47PM
Johnny Mack Brown: You know one of my greatest pleasures is playing golf at Purchase with young people like yourself.
CG:Ive often golfed with people from Merril Lynch
JMB: Oh, are you a..Roman Catholic? Well I'm afraid you cant come
Posted by Copper , Sep 11, 2009 1:47PM
"Ahhhhh you might Rabbit, ya might."
Posted by Mack the Knife , Sep 11, 2009 1:49PM
Charlie, will you come loofah my stretch marks?
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:49PM
Johnny Mack Browne: What do you like doing?
CG: I like...skinny skiing, going to bull fights on acid
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:51PM
CG: Do you like my suit?
Johnny Mack Brown: Where di you come from, a scotch ad?
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:51PM
@41-- you mean he got "shot?" by the way, who really says got "shot?" isn't it "pushed or jumped," which, in the case of what you are saying, could mean, jumped by a guy named bubba.
http://www.dailymarkets.com/stocks/2009/09/10/did-morgan-stanley%E2%80%99s-ceo-john-mack-just-get-%E2%80%98shot%E2%80%99/
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:56PM
"Oh would I?"
"Hunchback, hunchback, hunchback!"
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 1:57PM
@23 need a suspension handbridge for those babies.
Posted by Prime Brokerage Dude , Sep 11, 2009 1:59PM
@35 - Gravity always wins
-Thom Yorke
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 2:00PM
@50 huh?
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 2:00PM
Charlie: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
John: Your uncle molests collies.
Dennis (suddenly paying attention): Hold on there just a MINUTE!
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 2:01PM
JM: Who's youre tailor? Benihana?
Posted by pfluger , Sep 11, 2009 2:04PM
@48:
View more of the Gasparino suit line and assorted fashions here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22gDYAfC8T8&feature=PlayList&p=36B0EC9A258E14DF&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=6
Posted by BSD , Sep 11, 2009 2:06PM
From the book's praise page on Amazon:
"Gasparino is credited with breaking some of the more titillating tales of Wall Street misconduct."
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 2:11PM
Stop, stop, stop! Don't try to put your socks on(or no socks like Shia) to run out and buy the movie ticks, Spoiler alert here has totally killed off the movie.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1212755/Gordon-Gekko-returns-Wall-Street-Michael-Douglas-revisits-iconic-role-decades-on.html
Posted by Jimmy , Sep 11, 2009 2:16PM
I get shot all the time. But only for medicinal purposes.
Posted by Stanley O , Sep 11, 2009 2:19PM
"Need a Fourth?"
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 2:22PM
@ 58-- Thanks for posting asshole!
Regards,
CG
Posted by He Hate Me , Sep 11, 2009 2:24PM
Ma! The meatloaf! MA!! I never know what she's DOing back there! Touch my book.
Posted by Jimmy , Sep 11, 2009 2:28PM
Stan, I like the cut of your jib.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 2:40PM
Deary me. Is Bob Diamond turning into a MWLLOL(men who look like old lesbians)? And just how tall is Dick Fuld? Is this another case of Napoleon complex?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00mq36b/The_Love_of_Money_The_Bank_That_Bust_the_World/
Posted by Stanley O , Sep 11, 2009 2:54PM
Thanks @Jimmy. I could use a hit right now.
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 3:00PM
CG's suit is outstanding.
"You're gonna like the way you look -- I guarantee it."
Posted by pfluger , Sep 11, 2009 3:21PM
@66:
Kiss my hairy ass, pal. When my book starts flyin' offa da fuckin' shelf, I'm goin' to Mohans for some fancy custom shit. I'm tawkin' fine fabrics, wide fuckin' lapels, and a fuckin' athletic cut. Cuz I'm fuckin' ripped.
I got da brains, and da beauty, pal. Da suits will be next. Eat yer hearts out, you fuckin' loser bloggers. I don't give a shit about any of yous bastids.
-CG
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 3:25PM
@67 awesome
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 3:27PM
Who's best suited to narrate CG's book on tape, aside from Golden Gloves himself?
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 3:32PM
@69-- no brainer. Sly Stallone, natch. "Yo, Becky!"
Posted by pfluger , Sep 11, 2009 3:42PM
@70 -
I think Sly is a fine choice. Some other possibilities to consider.
- Vin Diesel. Any clip from the movie "Boiler Room" tells me he'd make a fine Chaz
- I'd go with DeNiro too, but he might be too old now. The old Raging Bull would have made a perfect Chaz.
- Of couse, any of the Sopranos actors would be good, but I'm thinking Big Pussy would be the best fit.
- Joe Pesci might be good
Posted by guest , Sep 11, 2009 4:11PM
@71 - the Sopranos idea is good, but I'd go with Paulie.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 11, 2009 4:18PM
@72:
Agreed. Paulie Walnuts would make a better Chaz than Big Pussy. He'd be perfect:
http://www.tv.com/tony-sirico/person/19585/viewer.html?flag=&i=18&gri=19585&grti=104&tag=main;show_photo_stream
Posted by Mack Daddy , Sep 12, 2009 5:15PM
Wideclops is polishing up those fuck me boots and sharpening the stiletto heels to a fare-the-well for Wallid Chumah.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 12:58PM
I vote big pussy but he must walk to the recording session, eat/drink/smoke while reading the 1,700 page opus and do it in one sitting. I expect bathroom breaks.