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For the haters out there who thought you could just fellate your way to the 69th spot on Vanity Fair‘s list of the most important people ever, think again! You also have to be smart.
Maria Bartiromo Presses 44-Year-Old Congressman: If Medicare Is So Good, Why Aren’t You On It? [HuffPo]

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Comments (49)

  1. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    I wish this fucking broad would do a DJ AM and die already.
    Book it bitches.

  2. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    dumb bitch

  3. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    @1 sort of uncalled for, though the idea of MB overdosing on crack is pretty funny.

  4. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    That is why she shares #69 on the list.

  5. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Not bad, but this takes the cake…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRE1Wi9nr1k
    Be sure to pay attention to 2:10.

  6. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    @1/@2 = Erin Burnett

  7. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    Sounded just fine to me.
    ~Bible Republican, Birther and Shout-downer

  8. Posted by sexual inuendo | September 1, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    what did she press?

  9. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:27 PM

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  10. Posted by maria | September 1, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    this is why I need a dick in mouth, at all times. keeps me from sticking my foot in it.

  11. Posted by pfluger | September 1, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    Now dats what I cawl a classy broad. Smart as a fuckin’ whip, too. She’s got da fuckin’ brains and da fuckin’ beauty, just like me.
    Maria, baby, cawl me. Let’s get pumped togetha. I can show ya summa my best moves.
    - CG

  12. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    That wasn’t the real Maria B. She was doing her impression of MCC……

  13. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    @11 FTW

  14. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    Way to flix that bryne muscle!
    ~Amanda

  15. Posted by todd thomson | September 1, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    maria@11 agreed

  16. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    @1 DJ AM was great in final destination.
    (too soon?)

  17. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    She spoke at the University Club several months ago – 30 minutes of incessant name-dropping and not a shred of credibility. MSNBC, like all the cable networks is desparate for anybody to talk about anything. After all, they’ve got 24 hours to fill. Ms. Bartiromo’s ineptitude is exceeded only by obvious passage as a person of influence.

  18. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    She spoke at the University Club several months ago – 30 minutes of incessant name-dropping and not a shred of credibility. MSNBC, like all the cable networks is desparate for anybody to talk about anything. After all, they’ve got 24 hours to fill. Ms. Bartiromo’s ineptitude is exceeded only by obvious passage as a person of influence.

  19. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    She spoke at the University Club several months ago – 30 minutes of incessant name-dropping and not a shred of credibility. MSNBC, like all the cable networks is desparate for anybody to talk about anything. After all, they’ve got 24 hours to fill. Ms. Bartiromo’s ineptitude is exceeded only by obvious passage as a person of influence.

  20. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    @18-20. Please try again in English. Wait, strike that, don’t. Don’t ever post again.
    Wait . . . are you Mark Klein?

  21. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    18/19/20….what about triple posters?

  22. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    DJ AM FTW!

  23. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    @5
    haha
    That just made my day…no it made my week.
    MB combines the 2 essentials of great financial reporters: absolute arrogance and absolute ignorance.

  24. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    I’d triple post her…

  25. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    So now we’re going to take our cues on health care policy from a fucking extra from “Grease”? Right. This bitch’s IQ is a notch below Sarah Palin’s. Die, cunt.

  26. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    @26 – which only puts her 4 notches above Howard Dean, right?

  27. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    @27 – Dean is a Medical Dr. He went to undergrad, med school, passed his Boards, and did a residency. Sarah Palin got a BS in Emasculation from the Sawbone, Chicken Wing, and Bud Light School of Cosmetology.
    Love,
    Diccas Von Furstenbeaver

  28. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    @ 27 – Just kill yourself now. Do us all a favor. Howard Dean is a classy, smart, successful, Yale-educated WASP. Who are you? Some grease ball from Bay Ridge? Die.

  29. Posted by Maxine W | September 1, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    Bimbo

  30. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    @28 – He’s still an idiot, and one that wasted all that money and time. You just can’t teach stupid.

  31. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    Anyone who defends Howard Dean is a douche. Over and out.

  32. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    @32 yeah, no. continue peddling your republican talking points though.

  33. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    #32, please scurry back to the Glen Beck blog. You’re not welcome here. Thanks.

  34. Posted by Howard Dean | September 1, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  35. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 3:24 PM

    How many more retarded things can Sarah Palin give us?

  36. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    Howard Dean is still a moron, anyone who quits his church over a bike-path should wear a bike helmet at all times.
    YEearRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  37. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 3:43 PM
  38. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    #38, you are a sorry little cretin.

  39. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    All this partisan bickering is making my nipples hard!

  40. Posted by pfluger | September 1, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    @40:
    Calm down, Barney…

  41. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    MB has no credibility. She doesn’t even have a CFA nor an MBA (not that I’m saying either one is necessarily better than the other).

  42. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    @5 What a riot! Maria on Jeopardy. I thought she was stupid – but Holy Shit, she made Anderson Cooper come across like Albert Einstein. It appears that just remembering how to press the buzzer pretty much drained her available mental resources.

  43. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    Wharton or Harvard econ. concentration for undergrad? Discuss…

  44. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    She infellated her way behind enema lines.

  45. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 5:50 PM

    No one ever suggested that the women of CNBC were hired for their brains.
    Of course, neither were the men …

  46. Posted by e_anthony58 | September 1, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    Sounds like someone’s pushing the bigs at NBC News hard to have her in the big time.
    Sorry Maria. That ‘big time’ is reserved for Erin Burnett.

  47. Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 9:33 PM

    Maria WISHES she was like Caruso-Cabrera!! All that was missing was the the sideface smirk.

  48. Posted by guest | September 3, 2009 at 12:49 AM

    Don’t worry guys, AD will be slowly phasing this broad out.

  49. Posted by Bristol Airport Hotels | April 18, 2012 at 2:33 PM

    5NPmI0 A round of applause for your post.Much thanks again. Great.

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