Obviously not the harrowing part of this segment, which is Good Morning America's proclamation that you are all married to the Dollar Dominatrix, who has been dubbed "Wall Street's First Lady." I don't say this because she's not a great girl who would make a damn fine wife-- she is-- but because I doubt many of you could survive in an environment in which failure to take out the trash results in the spreader and truss bar.
Meredith Whitney, Your Wife, Says: 300 More Banks To Fail
Posted by Bess Levin, Sep 18, 2009, 11:40am
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Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 11:43AM
she looks so Glass-Steagall in that pic
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 11:44AM
"honestly, just imagine that"
I really, really don't want to.
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 11:48AM
mw as your wife is kind of like dk as your dog. disturbing.
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 11:49AM
Why don't I just kill myself now?
-vickles
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 11:50AM
I have no problem with this
- Dick Parsons
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 11:52AM
"mistress of wall street Dick Bove would like to why know you think it's okay to just fuck him and leave"
wow
Posted by iamtheeggman , Sep 18, 2009 11:52AM
perhaps, but i am willing to take up the yoke.
Posted by The Gimp , Sep 18, 2009 11:53AM
Testicle clamps ain't all bad.
No, really.
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 11:55AM
First Lady of Wall Street! Thats my title bitch.
- MB/EB/MCC/CG
Posted by Franz , Sep 18, 2009 11:57AM
MW is short by about 400-500 banks. Hear me now, believe me later.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 18, 2009 11:57AM
Dey don't make testicle clamps big enough for my fuckin' eggs, babe...
-cg
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 11:57AM
I have a problem with this
- Dick Bove
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 11:57AM
Is it true you have an egg shaped penis?
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 12:01PM
I have a penis shaped egg, does that help?
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 12:02PM
13=Jeffrey Eggstein
Posted by Investorcluzo , Sep 18, 2009 12:10PM
mw, who is your ceo! oh, wait.
-maxine
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 12:17PM
@13
Yes, I do.
MW
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 12:19PM
Hi everyone: I just awoke from a 20 year coma and this is my first day with these modern marvels of the lap top computer and the internet thing. The doctors don't want me to be under too much stress but I am dying to know how the banks are doing. They were failing pretty fast back when I suddenly went into the coma. So, how are they doing??
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 12:20PM
@10/Franz, mine.
Posted by JBL , Sep 18, 2009 12:23PM
you dont want to know the half of it.
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 12:25PM
@9 try "Fluffer of Wall Street"
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Sep 18, 2009 12:25PM
Giggety, giggety, gig, ge, dee!
Posted by Porker Stankleberry , Sep 18, 2009 12:32PM
She didn't "call it when others didn't see it", and she's still vastly less attractive, in all respects, than she thinks she is.
Posted by mike mayo , Sep 18, 2009 12:36PM
has she put some lbs?
Posted by Erin B. , Sep 18, 2009 12:43PM
@24: She always looked that sloppy...worst that MCC's tits...
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123922644853002669.html
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 12:55PM
I don't give much credence to that WSJ article. It doesn't even mention her veiny, two fisted, crome-domed baby maker.
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 12:57PM
First Lady of Badonkadonks
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 12:58PM
Looks so beagle
D.K.
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 1:00PM
I thought Muriel Siebert was the first lady, followed by Elaine Garzarelli and now Meredith. She should be correctly named Meredith Whitney,Third Lady.
Posted by Joe Mac , Sep 18, 2009 1:26PM
When did Maria bl__ er interview Bubba?
Posted by FUNdamental , Sep 18, 2009 1:35PM
I'd go for a roll in the hay with her. Just sayin'
Posted by american bandersnatch , Sep 18, 2009 2:41PM
@31 - Agreed. But she's a one trick pony, one trick is all that horse can do, she does one trick only, it's the principal source of her revenue.
Posted by guest , Sep 18, 2009 4:16PM
Love to see this hunny on the treadmill. So thick, so thick.
-S Big Daddy Oneal
Posted by guest , Sep 19, 2009 9:54AM
she said "contractions"