Obviously not the harrowing part of this segment, which is Good Morning America’s proclamation that you are all married to the Dollar Dominatrix, who has been dubbed “Wall Street’s First Lady.” I don’t say this because she’s not a great girl who would make a damn fine wife– she is– but because I doubt many of you could survive in an environment in which failure to take out the trash results in the spreader and truss bar.

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Comments (34)

  1. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    she looks so Glass-Steagall in that pic

  2. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    “honestly, just imagine that”
    I really, really don’t want to.

  3. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    mw as your wife is kind of like dk as your dog. disturbing.

  4. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    Why don’t I just kill myself now?
    -vickles

  5. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    I have no problem with this
    - Dick Parsons

  6. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    “mistress of wall street Dick Bove would like to why know you think it’s okay to just fuck him and leave”
    wow

  7. Posted by iamtheeggman | September 18, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    perhaps, but i am willing to take up the yoke.

  8. Posted by The Gimp | September 18, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    Testicle clamps ain’t all bad.
    No, really.

  9. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    First Lady of Wall Street! Thats my title bitch.
    - MB/EB/MCC/CG

  10. Posted by Franz | September 18, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    MW is short by about 400-500 banks. Hear me now, believe me later.

  11. Posted by pfluger | September 18, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    Dey don’t make testicle clamps big enough for my fuckin’ eggs, babe…
    -cg

  12. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    I have a problem with this
    - Dick Bove

  13. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    Is it true you have an egg shaped penis?

  14. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    I have a penis shaped egg, does that help?

  15. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    13=Jeffrey Eggstein

  16. Posted by Investorcluzo | September 18, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    mw, who is your ceo! oh, wait.
    -maxine

  17. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    @13
    Yes, I do.
    MW

  18. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    Hi everyone: I just awoke from a 20 year coma and this is my first day with these modern marvels of the lap top computer and the internet thing. The doctors don’t want me to be under too much stress but I am dying to know how the banks are doing. They were failing pretty fast back when I suddenly went into the coma. So, how are they doing??

  19. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    @10/Franz, mine.

  20. Posted by JBL | September 18, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    you dont want to know the half of it.

  21. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    @9 try “Fluffer of Wall Street”

  22. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | September 18, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    Giggety, giggety, gig, ge, dee!

  23. Posted by Porker Stankleberry | September 18, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    She didn’t “call it when others didn’t see it”, and she’s still vastly less attractive, in all respects, than she thinks she is.

  24. Posted by mike mayo | September 18, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    has she put some lbs?

  25. Posted by Erin B. | September 18, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    @24: She always looked that sloppy…worst that MCC’s tits…
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123922644853002669.html

  26. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    I don’t give much credence to that WSJ article. It doesn’t even mention her veiny, two fisted, crome-domed baby maker.

  27. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    First Lady of Badonkadonks

  28. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    Looks so beagle
    D.K.

  29. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    I thought Muriel Siebert was the first lady, followed by Elaine Garzarelli and now Meredith. She should be correctly named Meredith Whitney,Third Lady.

  30. Posted by Joe Mac | September 18, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    When did Maria bl__ er interview Bubba?

  31. Posted by FUNdamental | September 18, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    I’d go for a roll in the hay with her. Just sayin’

  32. Posted by american bandersnatch | September 18, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    @31 – Agreed. But she’s a one trick pony, one trick is all that horse can do, she does one trick only, it’s the principal source of her revenue.

  33. Posted by guest | September 18, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Love to see this hunny on the treadmill. So thick, so thick.
    -S Big Daddy Oneal

  34. Posted by guest | September 19, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    she said “contractions”

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