Mikey Moore went on Jay Leno last night to hock his new movie, Capitalism: A Love Story, and also to discuss where we are now. In Moore's professional opinion, things have not gotten better, and the scams are proliferating and something about eating til you explode? That's all I can get from this.
LENO: Now it's one year since Lehman Brothers collapsed. We've had all, OK, we've handed out... Is Wall Street any better? Have they learned anything?MOORE: No, not at all. It's, it's probably worse. They're still doing these exotic derivatives. They're now trying to do it with life insurance. They've got all these crazy schemes. I mean, that's what I'm saying about capitalism, it's like a beast. And no matter how many strings or ropes you try and tie it down with that beast just wants more and more money. And it will go anywhere. It will try to gobble up as much as it can. The word 'enough' is the dirtiest word in capitalism, 'cuz there's no such thing as enough with these guys. And we haven't stopped them.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 12:48PM
fattie
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 12:50PM
is he about to eat jay in that picture?
Posted by NakedShort , Sep 16, 2009 12:51PM
He looks so reg... I mean hungry in that picture.
Posted by CoveredLong , Sep 16, 2009 12:51PM
Forgive me for confusing 'Capitalism' with his inner food demons. Quit projecting.
Anyone up for making the documentary: Michael Moore, A Hate Story?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 12:52PM
those tits never get old
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 12:52PM
@4 he's so projecting here.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 16, 2009 12:52PM
Charlie, you got competition. MM is getting into the financial journalism gig.
I hope MM is a "friend of yours."
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 12:53PM
how much is this fat slob worth? limousine lib can go fuck himself.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 12:55PM
he needs to mud wrestle barney frank
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 12:55PM
WTF? Somebody take this Commie out to the field and pull a Red Dawn on him please.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 12:56PM
If I met him in person, I'd be tempted to tell him to "bite me" but he actually might bite me.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 12:59PM
Speaks volumes of Leno that he'd give this guy the time of day. Leno should be forced to reverse cowgirl Ron Insana.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 16, 2009 1:00PM
Rumour has it that MM is strongly being considered to be the new pay czar on Wall Street.
He seems well-qualified, given his inside knowledge of "exotic derivatives" now being introduced into life insurance. He is motivated, and his attitude is perfect for the job that must be done.
I even think he was posting on Dealbreaker yesterday, while he was doing his research.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:01PM
@5 - do you think they are built for speed or for comfort?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:03PM
I just found out ON FACEBOOK an old classmate (male) is gay and married a man.
Crazy times!
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:03PM
@12 who the fuck do you think leno is? he's an entertainer. he'll give anyone the time of day. having mm on speaks no volumes one way or another.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 16, 2009 1:05PM
@16:
Yeah, exactly. Imagine what kind of clown Letterman will have to have on to top this.
Oh, wait.....
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:08PM
Now no one will go to see Ollie's new movie. It's already been done.
Him talking about the beast and tying it down and all I'm reminded of Dick Fuld, scaling the Empire State Building with Jessica Lange on his back.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:10PM
Go Michael Moore! Our economy would be way more efficient and productive if it were centrally planned rather than capitalist! I mean, look at history- the proof is in the pudding!
Fat jackass....
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:12PM
@ 5- Are you gay?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:12PM
Michael Moore is just Glenn Beck in slobs clothing. Both of them are laughing all the way to the credit union.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:15PM
@5: No HB needed to TF those things...
Posted by caveat bettor , Sep 16, 2009 1:15PM
Hey Michael: Just curious why you would go on a capitalist network (NBC Universal) distributed by capitalist cable companies and financed by capitalist advertisers to talk about this. Getting your hands dirty is great, but aren't you crossing the line somewhere?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:16PM
The man needs book himself in to a gym. Maybe then I will take him seriously.
Posted by Last Man Standing , Sep 16, 2009 1:18PM
Looks like the word "enough" is a dirty word for this guy when it comes to food.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:23PM
I've had enough of MM. Happy now?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:23PM
I got a cameo in his movie. Look for the guy with the fake moustache standing outside 85 Broad drinking a Muscle Milk.
-CG
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Sep 16, 2009 1:24PM
>>>It will try to gobble up as much as it can. The word 'enough' is the dirtiest word in capitalism, 'cuz there's no such thing as enough with these guys.
He badly needs to stop projecting.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:26PM
"Enough" is also the dirtiest word for Michael Moore at an all you can eat buffet.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:28PM
If he dressed up in a nice furry collie costume, I would sensually molest him.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by Tax Chick , Sep 16, 2009 1:29PM
Enough of MM. Enough vilifying Wall Street. Enough populist outrage.
If this fat fuck lived in a communist society he would be 150 lbs lighter. Clearly the asshole enjoys what a capitalist society affords him: freedom to speak, freedom to stuff his fat face, and freedom to be a dickwad. Damn this shit is getting old.
Go make a buck off of someone else, you freakin' cum sucking leech.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 16, 2009 1:30PM
@28:
Yes, and I shudder to think what kind of projecting he is doing with the bizarre references to beasts being tied down with ropes and wanting "more and more."
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:30PM
@14 - comfort
Posted by EvilBuzzard , Sep 16, 2009 1:34PM
Pfuger,
I haven't seen a picture of his wife.
Posted by BSD , Sep 16, 2009 1:34PM
pfluger - thanks for that. I just threw up a little sopressata.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:36PM
Michael Moore: no HB necessary!
Posted by Becky Boot Fan , Sep 16, 2009 1:52PM
TaxChick, I am so turned on right now.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:54PM
- do you think he can wipe his own ass?
Posted by pfluger , Sep 16, 2009 1:54PM
@evilbuzzard:
Maybe he was projecting about his wife...
I kinda of thought he was thinking about himself, though, especially the part when he says that "it" will "gobble up as much as it can."
I threw up a little too, when I read his rant.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 1:57PM
"It will try to gobble up as much as it can", me hungry
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 2:03PM
if capitalism is so evil, why is this douche profiting from it? shouldn't he be giving all of his money to support BHO's public option? oh wait, he spends it on shty looking baseball caps and mcdonald's. fu michael moore
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 2:28PM
So essentially the capitalism hate is really just Freudian psychosomatic references to his gluttonous urges. Awesome.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 2:37PM
Michael Moore should focus on controlling his appetite for pedophilia.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 2:41PM
"It will try to gobble up as much as it can."
I think psychologists refer to this as 'Projection'.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 2:45PM
Maybe that fat fuck will eat himself to death so we can stop having to listen to his shit.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 16, 2009 2:54PM
The way I read it, his Freudian references to gluttonous urges are intertwined with sexual fantasies involving sadomasochistic acts with bound beasts who are craving more and more, gobbling up all they can, wherever they go. Its ambiguous what exactly is being gobbled up, but either way, its horrible.
Posted by FUNdamental , Sep 16, 2009 3:07PM
Let's all realize that Michael Moore is a parasite of our own making. By investing so little on education and endlessly supporting the shallow end of the gene pool in this country we have created an audience of intellectually lazy and frankly disabled adults that use tax dollars(welfare, a gazillion other programs) we provide to support this mouthy douche. So until we begin to actually require people to pull their own weight, we are all supporting Michael Moore. That is the most damning indictment of our education system yet.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 3:11PM
@tax chick - at least he produces something - a "product" - ever heard of that? And then he sells that tangible product. What the f*ck do you produce besides pus filled sores and crotch rot?
Posted by Porker Stankleberry , Sep 16, 2009 3:20PM
Michael FatAss Moore @48 - blow yourself, broccoli dick.
Posted by KevinB , Sep 16, 2009 3:33PM
@47 - MM pulling his own weight?! I don't even think he can pull his own.. oh, wait, this is a family website.
Posted by Ken Lay , Sep 16, 2009 3:41PM
So aside from his weight, what did Moore say that was not true?
p.s. This is not a family website. Manson family, maybe.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 3:48PM
@49 - so angry and so stupid. Maybe you're a product of @47s education system. If you're working at an investment bank you haven't been a capitalist since late 2008. You've been a taxpayer financed monkey. Back to your pitchbook and spreadsheet - that's a good monkey.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 3:50PM
@49 - so angry and so stupid. Maybe you're a product of @47s education system. If you're working at an investment bank you haven't been a capitalist since late 2008. You've been a taxpayer financed monkey. Back to your pitchbook and spreadsheet - that's a good monkey.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 16, 2009 3:51PM
@52/Acorner:
Any updates on the application for federal funding for the whorehouse venture in Queens we discussed yesterday?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 4:00PM
@54 - no luck last night? Just give me the address where you need that paperwork. It'll be right over. If too personal, I already know where to email it.
Posted by pfluger , Sep 16, 2009 4:06PM
@56:
Well what can I say? Wait, I know: "Its a small neighborhood."
And again, thank you for your genorosity.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 4:29PM
Michael Moore is an obese demagogue of the worst variety. He is the worst of everything America has to offer -- gluttonous, lazy, stupid, sensationalistic. Words haven't been designed with enough venom to describe the subtraction from society he creates with every breathe.
Posted by Glenn Beck , Sep 16, 2009 5:07PM
@57 - Would like to be a guest on tonight's program?
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 5:40PM
I work at a bank and I think the man has a point. You have to be foolish to think capitalism doesn't have limits.
Posted by Eman , Sep 16, 2009 5:44PM
I've never seen so many juvenile, emotional, irrelevant, useless comments in one place. MM is the antidote to the best propaganda $ can buy. Yugo, MM!!
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 6:22PM
@60 eman would never say that.
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 8:05PM
MM - why do you keep making movies if "there's no such thing as enough with these guys."
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 8:05PM
MM - why do you keep making movies if "there's no such thing as enough with these guys."
Posted by guest , Sep 16, 2009 8:06PM
MM - why do you keep making movies if "there's no such thing as enough with these guys."
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 1:37AM
Jay put your old set back in place staring at Moores belly is repulsive. Why didn't you ask the obvious question Jay- "how much you worth Mike?" And Moore looks bigger than usual did he say he lost weight? No way.
Posted by guest , Sep 17, 2009 1:38AM
Jay put your old set back in place staring at Moores belly is repulsive. Why didn't you ask the obvious question Jay- "how much you worth Mike?" And Moore looks bigger than usual did he say he lost weight? No way.