It's been a good couple of days for the bulls- the Chicago Bulls that is. While His Airness was being inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame, former teammate and eye wear trendsetter Horace Grant scored a victory of his own. Morgan Keegan was ordered to pay Grant just under $1.5 million for his mutual fund losses. His lawyer, Andrew Stoltmann, said the firm attempted to make the case that the high yield bond funds they put former #54 in qualified as "conservative investments appropriate for retirees looking to protect their principal". Good thing Morgan Keegan didn't make this pitch to Favre- he could have sued them on multiple fronts.
Morgan Keegan Called For Flagrant Foul
Posted by Greg Michaels, Sep 15, 2009, 12:01pm
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Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 12:09PM
what's with all the sports posts Greg?
also with all the awful posts?
Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 12:20PM
Greg I normally appreciate the dry humor and sarcasm, but this post is pretty bad.
Posted by John Andariese , Sep 15, 2009 12:23PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIlwUgdp3BM
Posted by Kanye West , Sep 15, 2009 12:23PM
Greg, I'm going to let you finish, but did you see Stan O'neal's video?
Posted by Peter Chung , Sep 15, 2009 12:31PM
what does Obama have to do with the post?
Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 12:32PM
Greggums,
Funny you should write about Horace Grant. Until you came out white and uncoordinated, there was about a five percent chance of his being your father.
Love,
Mom
Posted by merkin capital partners , Sep 15, 2009 12:35PM
Julie Roginsky, I specifically told you to kill yourself. What is the confusion?
Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 12:35PM
Greg, this post is so bad that I am going to make love to you.
Dennis Kneale
Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 12:41PM
Greg, I'm going to glue one of these to your face: http://www.shopswg.com/images/swgmuellerng-200-190.gif
-Jeff Macke
Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 12:43PM
A better day for his lawyer, I'd say. And since Horace sold, junk bonds have made a complete round-trip. Can you say "posterized?"
Posted by american bandersnatch , Sep 15, 2009 12:44PM
You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Morgan something. How many Morgan's are there? JP Morgan, Morgan Stanley, Morgan Joseph, Morgan Fairchild and now Morgan Keegan
Posted by Chazzy G. , Sep 15, 2009 12:44PM
Greg,
You need help.
I expect to see you in the creative writing course I'm teaching at NYU.
The syllabus includes the soon to be best seller, The Sell-Out and every other piece of brilliant prose I've written.
You'd better be there or I'm going to drag you into an alley and club you with a salami.
Chazzy G.
Posted by Joe Mac , Sep 15, 2009 12:53PM
@12 I like your angle on this. Call me, I may a position for you.
Regards,
Dylan
Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 12:56PM
Peter Chung is a cock-sucking douche.
Posted by Seth Davis , Sep 15, 2009 1:16PM
@11
all of them 2nd and 3rd tier compared to JP Marlin.
Posted by Tax Chick , Sep 15, 2009 1:22PM
AB
You left off Morgan Freeman. And why are you swinging a dead cat, when you could be swinging Greg's carcass or CG's sopressata.
Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 1:31PM
I just looked it up, and peter chung now lives in greenwich. Suck on his prestige, d-bags
Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 1:33PM
@15
Somewhere in Staten Island a young wop child is watching Boiler Room and dreaming of becoming the next Doitupnice Gasparino.
Posted by Chris Varick , Sep 15, 2009 1:41PM
@15:
I know Seth, I know. Why'd ya do it, buddy? Why?
Posted by Knicks Fan , Sep 15, 2009 1:47PM
@3, I never tire watching that one! The series that got away....
Posted by Knicks Fan , Sep 15, 2009 1:51PM
Damn you Charles Smith! The Knicks' Cramer!
Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 2:02PM
Horace Grant and the Gasbag have a shared interest in the blood diamond market, that's the retirement plan right there
Posted by Clown Capital , Sep 15, 2009 2:18PM
So irrelevant. In other news...
Whatever happened to the Ruth Madoff and Dykstra porn idea? I've had my pants around my ankles for days waiting on that!
Posted by Chazzolicious , Sep 15, 2009 2:29PM
Dear Clown@23, I'm bringing out the Gimp.BOHECA! Bend Over Here it Comes Again!
Posted by guest , Sep 15, 2009 2:38PM
he looks so regal in that picture