It’s been a good couple of days for the bulls- the Chicago Bulls that is. While His Airness was being inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame, former teammate and eye wear trendsetter Horace Grant scored a victory of his own. Morgan Keegan was ordered to pay Grant just under $1.5 million for his mutual fund losses. His lawyer, Andrew Stoltmann, said the firm attempted to make the case that the high yield bond funds they put former #54 in qualified as “conservative investments appropriate for retirees looking to protect their principal”. Good thing Morgan Keegan didn’t make this pitch to Favre- he could have sued them on multiple fronts.
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what’s with all the sports posts Greg?
also with all the awful posts?
Greg I normally appreciate the dry humor and sarcasm, but this post is pretty bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIlwUgdp3BM
Greg, I’m going to let you finish, but did you see Stan O’neal’s video?
what does Obama have to do with the post?
Greggums,
Funny you should write about Horace Grant. Until you came out white and uncoordinated, there was about a five percent chance of his being your father.
Love,
Mom
Julie Roginsky, I specifically told you to kill yourself. What is the confusion?
Greg, this post is so bad that I am going to make love to you.
Dennis Kneale
Greg, I’m going to glue one of these to your face: http://www.shopswg.com/images/swgmuellerng-200-190.gif
-Jeff Macke
A better day for his lawyer, I’d say. And since Horace sold, junk bonds have made a complete round-trip. Can you say “posterized?”
You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Morgan something. How many Morgan’s are there? JP Morgan, Morgan Stanley, Morgan Joseph, Morgan Fairchild and now Morgan Keegan
Greg,
You need help.
I expect to see you in the creative writing course I’m teaching at NYU.
The syllabus includes the soon to be best seller, The Sell-Out and every other piece of brilliant prose I’ve written.
You’d better be there or I’m going to drag you into an alley and club you with a salami.
Chazzy G.
@12 I like your angle on this. Call me, I may a position for you.
Regards,
Dylan
Peter Chung is a cock-sucking douche.
@11
all of them 2nd and 3rd tier compared to JP Marlin.
AB
You left off Morgan Freeman. And why are you swinging a dead cat, when you could be swinging Greg’s carcass or CG’s sopressata.
I just looked it up, and peter chung now lives in greenwich. Suck on his prestige, d-bags
@15
Somewhere in Staten Island a young wop child is watching Boiler Room and dreaming of becoming the next Doitupnice Gasparino.
@15:
I know Seth, I know. Why’d ya do it, buddy? Why?
@3, I never tire watching that one! The series that got away….
Damn you Charles Smith! The Knicks’ Cramer!
Horace Grant and the Gasbag have a shared interest in the blood diamond market, that’s the retirement plan right there
So irrelevant. In other news…
Whatever happened to the Ruth Madoff and Dykstra porn idea? I’ve had my pants around my ankles for days waiting on that!
Dear Clown@23, I’m bringing out the Gimp.BOHECA! Bend Over Here it Comes Again!
he looks so regal in that picture