Horace Grant.jpgIt’s been a good couple of days for the bulls- the Chicago Bulls that is. While His Airness was being inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame, former teammate and eye wear trendsetter Horace Grant scored a victory of his own. Morgan Keegan was ordered to pay Grant just under $1.5 million for his mutual fund losses. His lawyer, Andrew Stoltmann, said the firm attempted to make the case that the high yield bond funds they put former #54 in qualified as “conservative investments appropriate for retirees looking to protect their principal”. Good thing Morgan Keegan didn’t make this pitch to Favre- he could have sued them on multiple fronts.

Comments (25)

  1. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 12:09 PM

    what’s with all the sports posts Greg?
    also with all the awful posts?

  2. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    Greg I normally appreciate the dry humor and sarcasm, but this post is pretty bad.

  3. Posted by John Andariese | September 15, 2009 at 12:23 PM
  4. Posted by Kanye West | September 15, 2009 at 12:23 PM

    Greg, I’m going to let you finish, but did you see Stan O’neal’s video?

  5. Posted by Peter Chung | September 15, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    what does Obama have to do with the post?

  6. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    Greggums,
    Funny you should write about Horace Grant. Until you came out white and uncoordinated, there was about a five percent chance of his being your father.
    Love,
    Mom

  7. Posted by merkin capital partners | September 15, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    Julie Roginsky, I specifically told you to kill yourself. What is the confusion?

  8. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    Greg, this post is so bad that I am going to make love to you.
    Dennis Kneale

  9. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    Greg, I’m going to glue one of these to your face: http://www.shopswg.com/images/swgmuellerng-200-190.gif
    -Jeff Macke

  10. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    A better day for his lawyer, I’d say. And since Horace sold, junk bonds have made a complete round-trip. Can you say “posterized?”

  11. Posted by american bandersnatch | September 15, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Morgan something. How many Morgan’s are there? JP Morgan, Morgan Stanley, Morgan Joseph, Morgan Fairchild and now Morgan Keegan

  12. Posted by Chazzy G. | September 15, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    Greg,
    You need help.
    I expect to see you in the creative writing course I’m teaching at NYU.
    The syllabus includes the soon to be best seller, The Sell-Out and every other piece of brilliant prose I’ve written.
    You’d better be there or I’m going to drag you into an alley and club you with a salami.
    Chazzy G.

  13. Posted by Joe Mac | September 15, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    @12 I like your angle on this. Call me, I may a position for you.
    Regards,
    Dylan

  14. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    Peter Chung is a cock-sucking douche.

  15. Posted by Seth Davis | September 15, 2009 at 1:16 PM

    @11
    all of them 2nd and 3rd tier compared to JP Marlin.

  16. Posted by Tax Chick | September 15, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    AB
    You left off Morgan Freeman. And why are you swinging a dead cat, when you could be swinging Greg’s carcass or CG’s sopressata.

  17. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 1:31 PM

    I just looked it up, and peter chung now lives in greenwich. Suck on his prestige, d-bags

  18. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    @15
    Somewhere in Staten Island a young wop child is watching Boiler Room and dreaming of becoming the next Doitupnice Gasparino.

  19. Posted by Chris Varick | September 15, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    @15:
    I know Seth, I know. Why’d ya do it, buddy? Why?

  20. Posted by Knicks Fan | September 15, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    @3, I never tire watching that one! The series that got away….

  21. Posted by Knicks Fan | September 15, 2009 at 1:51 PM

    Damn you Charles Smith! The Knicks’ Cramer!

  22. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    Horace Grant and the Gasbag have a shared interest in the blood diamond market, that’s the retirement plan right there

  23. Posted by Clown Capital | September 15, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    So irrelevant. In other news…
    Whatever happened to the Ruth Madoff and Dykstra porn idea? I’ve had my pants around my ankles for days waiting on that!

  24. Posted by Chazzolicious | September 15, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    Dear Clown@23, I’m bringing out the Gimp.BOHECA! Bend Over Here it Comes Again!

  25. Posted by guest | September 15, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    he looks so regal in that picture

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