Screen shot 2009-09-30 at 1.50.01 PM.pngNot the market, not Ken Griffin and not some sheisty moving company. One and two learned that the hard way and now the fools at Auer’s Moving & Rigging are getting a crash course in what happens when you try and pull a fast one on this vegan surfer-cum-triathlete. Perhaps thinking the Third Point founder would simply roll over and take it, the company filed suit earlier this year against Loeb and his wife Margaret, demanding $98,689.07 it claimed to be owed for moving the couple into their $45 million apartment at 15CPW. Well roll over he will not.


A lawyer for Loeb has responded notifying AMR that they can expect to get their money in exchange for shoddy service (which they attempted to overcharge for) around the same time his client allows animal flesh to pass through his lips. What we can all learn from this is that 1) rumble with DL at your own peril 2) when you want something done right, you do it yourself, which is why my man Steve AC rents a U-Haul and does the heavy lifting on his own every time he makes a move (that and he loves an excuse to wear coveralls).

Comments (30)

  1. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    nice soul patch.

  2. Posted by Teasle | September 30, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    Vegan? Seriously? Smell the glove, Loeb.

  3. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    A flat bed truck with shrink wrapped furniture? No way would KG use that company.

  4. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    Can I be the animal flesh?
    -DK

  5. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    @3 he didn’t…

  6. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    hey!
    -kg

  7. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    Bess,
    f/m/k– loeb/stevie/jamie?

  8. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    I’d like to point out that all 3rd Point employees that we hired at Citadel were moved without incident or undue duress. That’s just the way we do things.
    –Ken

  9. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    @8 nice

  10. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:08 PM

    @7 don’t ask her choose.

  11. Posted by gatzzb | September 30, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    according to Zero Hedge, the moving company is actually owned by a Goldman Sachs shell company and this 98,689.07 is what DL owes for ‘position protection’ from their algorithms this month.

  12. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    he looks so iron deficient in that pic.

  13. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    @11 you’re good

  14. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    @11 you go to hell and die!! zh speaks truth!!!!
    -matt taibbi

  15. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    I’d heard one of the moving company employees left a half-eaten Katz’s pastrami sandwich on one of Dan’s 18th century sideboards.
    –cg

  16. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    whatevs, my wife requires no HB.
    -KG

  17. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    @16/KG
    I can attest to that. twas very pleasant in a “long slow fuck” kind of way.

  18. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    @17 shut your filthy whore mouth.

  19. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    Eat some beef, Dan. And be a man.

  20. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    when did loeb start doing triathlons and how do you know this bess?

  21. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    he’s also a yoga freak…married his yoga instructor. I guess she’s the one that type him how to screw people from an angle

  22. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    @22 how do you “type” someone?

  23. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    @22, it should be directed @21, but i fixed it for ya anyway
    he’s also a yoga freak…married his yoga instructor. I guess she’s the one that taught him how to screw people from any angle

  24. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    What does this have to do with George Clooney?
    -Greg’s retarded brother

  25. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 7:36 PM

    @20
    It is not hard for Bess to know that Dan has been preparing for a triathlon since he is always bragging about his times on his FB.

  26. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    @25 and you would know about that how? are you a facebook frenemy of DL?

  27. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    @25 how do you know they’re FB friends, stalker?

  28. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 7:54 PM

    @ fuckface…I mean 26
    Not that it is any of your bizness but yes I happen to be FB homies with the Jewish Rambo. Now eat shit and die.

  29. Posted by guest | September 30, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    @28 why are you so bitter (about DL and in general)?

  30. Posted by guest | November 21, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    let’s see how he reacts when the SEC comes down on TP for insider tradin!
    this is nickel-and-dime stuff… prob just symptomatic of bigger probs at TP…going from 5bn to 1bn sure hurts the paychecks!

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