• 10 Sep 2009 at 10:27 AM

Nothing To Fear: Steve Rattner Will Drag This Lil’ Fella Across The Finish Line

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A GMAC analyst is attempting the VMC circa now. The challenger apparently recently succeeded in an eating contest in which he consumed 5 mayonnaise, 5 ketchup, and 27 mustard packets within 10 minutes so I guess this is an attempt to stay limber but not push himself in any way whatsoever?

Challenger has from 9:30am – 5:30pm to consume 1 item from each slot of the vending machine. Challenger may drink at his or her option. Challenger use the bathroom, but any “reversals” are a DQ. List of the items:
Fritos Original
Lay’s Classic
Doritos Nacho Cheese
Cheetos Crunchy
Rold Gold Tiny Twists Pretzels
Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar
Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream
Uncle Ray’s Sour Cream & Onion
Uncle Rays BBQ
Baked Lays Sour Cream & Onion
Act II Butter Lover’s Pop Corn (currently an un-popped bag – may consume popped or un-popped)

Cheez-It (2 oz bag)
Fritos BBQ
Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies
Bugles Original
Fruity Snacks Mixed Berry
Munch Bar
Milky Way
Kar’s Sweet & Salty Mix
Kar’s Salted Peanuts
Lorna Doone Shortbread Cookies
Combos Nacho Cheese
Combos Pizzeria
Snickers
M&Ms Peanut
M&Ms Chocolate
Twix
3 Musketeers
Skittles Wild Berry
Snack Wells
Starburst Original
Nature Valley Oat & Honey
Nature Valley Strawberry Yogurt
Zoo Animal Crackers
Pop Tarts Strawberry
Pop Tarts Brown Sugar
Zoo Animal Crackers

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    Comments (33)

    1. 1
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 10:30 AM

      Popped.

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 10:31 AM

      who the fuck would do it unpopped? you’d choke, for sure.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 10:32 AM

      the mayo mustdard ketchup combo is nasty.

    4. 4
      Posted by oyster boy | September 10, 2009 at 10:33 AM

      homos

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 10:33 AM

      I bet he makes it…at around 4pm Steve Rattner will walk into the office, throw what’s left in the trash and claim the analyst ate it to successfully complete the challenge.
      Too Fatty to Fail!

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 10:35 AM

      @3, it’s pretty much mustard flavored thousand island dressing, BTW is this guy serious, he has 8 hours, that is very weak

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 10:35 AM

      I pop my collar. Does that count?
      UVA stud

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 10:36 AM

      Popped. That’s what all our quants say, anyway.
      ~AIG BSD

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 10:38 AM

      No way this gets done. No way… Popped for sure, who in the christ eats umpopped popcorn?

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 10:41 AM

      You are all pussies. Unpopped, bitches.

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 10:44 AM

      @5 ftw

    12. 12
      Posted by steve rattner | September 10, 2009 at 10:52 AM

      I believe in you!

    13. 13
      Posted by Joe Mac | September 10, 2009 at 10:55 AM

      @5 Instant Classic!

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 11:02 AM

      Un-popped is always better, sure it hurts at first, but at least you know it’s clean so you don’t have to bag it.

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 11:02 AM

      vagine

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 11:03 AM

      @14 “but at least you know it’s clean so you don’t have to bag it.”
      wtf are you talking about?

    17. 17
      Posted by matt nesto | September 10, 2009 at 11:04 AM

      I could do this.

    18. 18
      Posted by NakedShort | September 10, 2009 at 11:09 AM

      Who posted my pre show snack on Dealbreaker?
      -Trish Regan

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 11:10 AM

      @16 slaying virgins

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 11:11 AM

      @16 – are you serious?

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 11:22 AM

      8 Hours…weak? and that whole condiment packet thing isn’t anything to be proud up, I put more than that on my french fries.

    22. 22
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 12:05 PM

      GMAC analysts should be used to choking down large amts of crap.

    23. 23
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 12:12 PM

      #16 you are a fucking P-I-M-P

    24. 24
      Posted by one | September 10, 2009 at 12:30 PM

      Hmm … butter lover.

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 12:35 PM

      Inside source: Contestant is complaining of explosive diarrhea…only 10 items in.

    26. 26
      Posted by Anal_yst | September 10, 2009 at 12:40 PM

      This is why GMAC f*cking sucks, their damn Analysts can’t even put together a spreadsheet with the nutritional information for a freaking vending machine challenge how the f*ck did anyone expect them to model cash flows for MBS and whatever else they tried to get into?

    27. 27
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 12:44 PM

      @anal_yst, i’m pretty sure we could come up with more reasons for why gmac sucks.

    28. 28
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 1:03 PM

      UVA Sucks

    29. 29
      Posted by Anal_yst | September 10, 2009 at 1:30 PM

      @27
      It starts at the bottom; if your analysts can’t even model a vending machine challenge…

    30. 30
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 1:35 PM

      i’m a gmac analyst, what is a model?

    31. 31
      Posted by CoveredLong | September 10, 2009 at 4:05 PM

      …Rattner just walked in, stay tuned…

    32. 32
      Posted by guest | September 10, 2009 at 4:54 PM

      to anyone talking about modelling a vending machine challenge…get a life and get laid ya nerd

    33. 33
      Posted by Clousseau | September 11, 2009 at 11:22 AM

      Get the rat at gmac on the foone.

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