Opening Bell: 09.11.09

Picture 23.pngFor Gorman, A Test Of His Leadership (WSJ)
Mackettes, your new Aussi overlord wants you to get up in his face and mix it up: “He is very straight with people, and you always know where you stand,” said Gregory Fleming. During a speech at Merrill, Mr. Gorman told a group of investment bankers not to be shy about approaching CEOs. “They will always have time for you if you have a good idea,” Mr. Fleming recalls him saying.
The Fall Of Mack (NYP)
Noted mean girl Dick Bové had this to say of the Knife stepping down: “[Mack] zigzagged so many times and he increased the instability in a company that was already reeling from instability.” She also doesn’t know why Phil Purcell wasn’t seriously considered as a successor.
Prosecutors Are Poised To Impanel AIG Grand Jury (WSJ)
Joe Cassano is focus of probe as authorities try and find a distinction between ‘criminal’ and ‘idiot.’
Wells Fargo exec used Malibu Colony home lost by Madoff-duped couple (LATimes)
So this happened, in an admittedly pretty sweet house: Neighbors said the family of [Cheronda Guyton, a Wells Fargo senior vice president who is responsible for foreclosed commercial properties] spent long weekends at the home and had guests over, including a large party the last weekend of August that featured a waterborne arrival. “A yacht pulled up offshore, with one of those inflatable dinghies to take people back and forth to the shore,” said Roman’s wife, Elaine Johnson. “About 20 people got taken over in the dinghy.”

SEC Vows To Reorganize Unit To Head Off Fraud
(AP)
You already knew the regulator was deadly serious about getting things right this time, what with the founding of Fraud College, and now Robert Khuzami, the head of the S.E.C.’s enforcement division had this to say: “We intend to learn every lesson we can,” he said. “There are no sacred cows.”


Lehman Monday Morning Lesson Lost With Obama Regulator-in-Chief (Bloomberg)
Not sure if you know this, but Tim Geithner did not in fact take the advice imparted on his ass a day after becoming Treasury Secretary to break up Citi and Bank of America.
New Charges In Stanford Case (Reuters)
Thomas Raffanello, a security director for Stanford Financial apparently destroyed some important documents, not knowing that sort of thing was frowned upon.
France Sees Chance For Bonus Restriction (NYT)
French Finance Minister Christine Lagarde is “confident” people will accept things like clawbacks and other good stuff.

Comments (32)

  1. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    WTF is with liesman’s eye…did he get danza slapped by a fed governor last night

  2. Posted by sl | September 11, 2009 at 8:24 AM

    @1 i only allow myself to be danza slapped by the beard. get it right.

  3. Posted by tgif | September 11, 2009 at 8:27 AM

    Friday, Fuck Yeah!

  4. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | September 11, 2009 at 8:37 AM

    When gashes like Bove pass judgement on guys like Mack, it proves God has a real sense of humor.

  5. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    Oh no she di’nt!
    Mack

  6. Posted by wcburrs87 | September 11, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    John Snack will always be better than James Hungorman.
    -Snicker’s Ad manager

  7. Posted by UBS | September 11, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    No mention in Opening Bell. Yes!

  8. Posted by UBS Sucks Guy | September 11, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    @UBS/7 It’s early morning. Let’s see whether you can get to the end of the day without doing something retarded.

  9. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 8:53 AM

    Anyone else using their 401Ks to throw down on a condo at Hacienda Matapalo? Just saw this on CNBC. Double digit returns! I’m buying 2.

  10. Posted by wcburrs87 | September 11, 2009 at 8:53 AM
  11. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    UBS Sucks!
    Thanks, wcburrs87.

  12. Posted by UBS | September 11, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    @10 – That was so out-of-context. He was talking about the latest Vending Machine Challenge. Honest Injun!

  13. Posted by wcburrs87 | September 11, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    @11 – no problem. I also have naked pictures of Rodney “The Dream Machine
    Green if you want them.

  14. Posted by NakedShort | September 11, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    @13/wcb; how much are you looking to get for those photos?

  15. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    @wcburrs87
    No thanks, I’m good …
    -11

  16. Posted by wcburrs87 | September 11, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    @NS – free for HCP partners. I’ve posted them on the network in the folder ‘Anaconda’.

  17. Posted by NakedShort | September 11, 2009 at 9:40 AM

    @wcburrs dont you love working at HCP? The only thing our IT guys have to worry about is optimizing our bandwidth to stream brazzers.

  18. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 10:00 AM

    @17/NS, brazzers? I always thought of you as more of a niche player

  19. Posted by wcburrs87 | September 11, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    @18, HCP has subscriptions to all the great paysites. Personally, I think the credit derivatives desk giving up their Markit subscription in favor of ‘Big Sausage Pizza’ was an excellent addition to the team. Diversification is the name of the game.

  20. Posted by NakedShort | September 11, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    @18 your assumption was right. I thought the masses would get brazzers. In retrospect they probably would have gotten throatgaggers.com as well.

  21. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    @1 Geithner’s jizz.

  22. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    Who wants some A2M? Meep meep.
    Dennis Kneale

  23. Posted by Becky Boot Fan | September 11, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    Erin B. is all sexy and smiles this a.m. Maybe she got drunk and laid last night.

  24. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    I am sick of the Pizza Hut “JACKPOT!!!” pizza ads and “Goatboy” of SNL who is doing them.

  25. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    MEEP MEEEEEEP MEEEEEEEEEP!

  26. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 10:29 AM

    Phil Purcell as a Mack successor? I thought Purcell was coaching the Dolphins this year.
    ~AIG Quant

  27. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    He looks so regal in that pic.

  28. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Cougar clawbacks. Frenchie is also in favor of stimulating the economy. Num, num.

  29. Posted by guest | September 11, 2009 at 10:46 AM

    Charles Gasparino made me go A2M with a collie. Seriously, he made me do it.
    Dennis Kneale

  30. Posted by guest | September 13, 2009 at 3:07 AM

    @ 23
    Erin Burnett gets laid all the time whenever she and boyfriend have the chance.

  31. Posted by guest | September 13, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    30=EB.

  32. Posted by call_me_daddy | September 23, 2009 at 7:27 PM

    he’s got quite the honker.
    mozel tov!

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