Archive for September 2009

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New expense policy governs excessive expenses
Fri 11 Sep 2009
On Sept. 13, a new policy will be posted to the Bank of America Internet site to provide further clarity around expenses that may seem excessive or luxurious.
The “Excessive or Luxury Expenditures Policy” supplements other policies and addresses:
* What may be considered an excessive or luxury expense
* What is prohibited and the applicable reporting process
* How to gain pre-approval for any questionable expenses
* Mandatory results of non-compliance with this policy
“This new policy reinforces the overall Bank of America expense philosophy,” said Joe Price, Chief Financial Officer. “We’ve always been recognized as a leader in managing expenses and it is the responsibility of each and every associate to ensure that we continue to manage expenses, grow our business and deliver a return to our shareholders.”
Activities governed under this policy include:
1. Entertainment or events
2. Office or facility renovations
3. Aviation or other transportation services
4. Other similar activities or events to the extent such expenditures in these categories are not reasonable expenditures for staff development, reasonable performance incentives, or other similar reasonable measures conducted in the normal course of the corporation’s business operations.
For the purpose of this policy, excessive expenses are considered beyond the normal reasonable limits or lacking reasonable restraint for the normal course of the corporation’s business. As such, expense limits may differ between the lines of business.
The new policy is a requirement of the Federal government’s Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) and is mandatory for all participating institutions

  • 11 Sep 2009 at 4:41 PM

Lessons From London

Olympic-Park-construction.jpgOne day after Chicago politicians did their part to seal the city’s financial fate, London was kind enough to give the city a preview of coming attractions.

The London agency responsible for acquiring the land on which the 2012 Olympics will be held ran up a 160 million pound shortfall as a result of poor accounting and financial controls, a report said on Friday.
The London Development Agency (LDA), the Mayor of London’s business and economic agency, created the overrun after failing to do enough to monitor spending and expenditure commitments on land purchases and compensation to companies forced off the 500-acre site in Stratford, east London.

But, undaunted, the first lady will try to close the deal by heading to Copenhagen to convince the IOC that Chicago, more than any other city, wants a crack at demonstrating responsible Olympic funding.

There is no doubt in my mind that Chicago would offer the world a fantastic setting for these historic games and I hope that the Olympic torch will have the chance to burn brightly in my hometown.”

As a native of the Windy City, she should know fire and Chicago don’t mix too well.

Hurricane Ike.jpgSo what if your house was partially or completely destroyed by Hurricane Ike? If you’ve lived along the Gulf Coast of Texas for more than a week, you’ve probably done the smart thing and bought insurance to protect you from the inevitable. While that may work in theory, thousands of coastal residents are learning that insurance companies have a much easier time raising premiums after a hurricane hits than actually paying out. The problem stems from the fact that some people did not have the foresight to record a minute-by-minute photographic account of which damage on their house was attributable to wind and which was attributable to flooding. As a result, the potentially responsible parties are alternating between stalling and flat out ignoring claims.

Chip Merlin, an attorney whose firm represents more than 400 policyholders with Ike-related claims, said he’s seeing more disputes than he expected still open a year after Ike. Many of the disagreements, he said, involve less than $10,000.
“I’m surprised at the number of small disputes going on where the insurance company just says ‘We’re not paying,’ ” he said.

This kind of gives a new meaning to the term insurance fraud.
Unsettled claims and unsettled lives [Houston Chronicle]

Trading floor evacuated at RBS in Stamford. In all seriousness, how are supposed to lose the UK taxpayers money standing out in the street? Open to suggestions.

Update: All good in the hood.

They just let us back in, sprinklers went off in cafeteria. That was anti-climatic. Game on!

Medvedev 2.jpgThe budding bromance between Dmitry Medvedev and Hugo Chavez was not enough to get the Russian president fired up about the state of the economy. In fact, Medvedev sounded like he needed a drink or two to ease the pain.

“An ineffective economy, a semi-Soviet social sphere, a weak democracy, negative demographic trends and an unstable Caucasus. These are very big problems even for a state like Russia,” Medvedev wrote in the piece, which ran in several leading newspapers and on the Kremlin Web site….Medvedev condemned “centuries of debilitating corruption” and widespread paternalistic attitudes in Russia that all problems should be the responsibility of the state.

But should he want to have that drink and contemplate Russian attitudes towards the state solving everyone’s problems, he may run into a problem there. It turns out the state, Medvedev specifically, has identified a “colossal” problem in Russia: drinking. In response to the average annual per capital alcohol intake of 5 gallons of pure ethanol, the president has proposed banning containers larger than 11 ounces of low alcohol beverages. But before panic grips the nation, an executive director of the Russian Beer Producers Union set the record straight about what constitutes low.

The restriction shouldn’t affect beer, given a new definition of low alcohol beverages in the Kremlin document today, as those with less than 7 percent added ethanol, such as some canned cocktails, (executive director of the Russian Beer Producers Union Vyacheslav) Mamontov said.

1:03: Glasses, because this is a serious interview.
1:04: Get a load of that suit.
1:05: CG: “Just to clarify, when you say ‘Lloyd,’ that refers to Lloyd Blankfein, yeah?”
1:06: Tits Cabrera would like to know what it’s like being the CEO that sucks the most second only to Ken Lewis.
1:07 Tits isn’t trying to give J-Mack a hard time, but really, she wonders, when you think about how hard you’ve blown this thing over the last few years, how do you look yourself in the mirror?

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Geithner-3.jpgClearly Timmy G’s patience is running a bit thin these days. Anybody who saw TG’s level of eye-rolling enthusiasm explaining his views on TARP again to Jeb Hensarling could see that the Treasury Secretary was a bit chippy- and this was before the town hall. But the economy is no longer going off a cliff and the equity markets no longer go down so you have to wonder why Timmy isn’t a bright ray of sunshine. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he still doesn’t have any help and is a couple people removed from being a one man Treasury.
The top post in tax policy is still waiting for somebody with few enough skeletons in the closet to make it through the vetting process after Elizabeth Garrett dropped out for undisclosed reasons. When not picking up the slack there, Team Treasury is being stretched thin handling the duties of the top international post in the department, Undersecretary for International Affairs, as nominee Lael Brainard is currently playing 20 questions about some of her tax deductions. Should he ever get some help, maybe TG can finally focus on the matter at hand and come up with a way to pay for saving the economy- like getting nominees for government posts to fork over their taxes.

Picture 25.pngWe’ve just started reading the monstrously long Esquire article on Barclays buying Lehman (ten pages online? Be serious), but wanted to get this out there now in case any of you are in the midst of a dry spell and were looking for some inspiration re: how to nail an employee from one of the greats:

He has a habit of taking off his suit jacket and slinging it over his shoulder before sitting on the edge of one of the trading desks — a habit that his traders describe as his move, as in, “he has this thing he does with his jacket, when he wants to talk to us, it’s his move…”

If anyone else– Llloyd– has some patented seduction techniques, whether your own or ones that have been used successfully on you by your boss to share with the group, please do so at this time.

  • 11 Sep 2009 at 10:56 AM

Going Dutch

Dutch.jpgIt seemed a bit odd that the Dutch of all people would step forward and set what some are considering to be a potential compensation model for the world to follow. Why would the Netherlands suddenly decide it needed to improve its image and cap board member bonuses at 100% of their base salary? What could possibly be going on there to induce them to assume the lead in taking the high road?

Princess Christina, one of queen Beatrix’s three sisters, has set up a second letter box company on the tax haven island of Guernsey, the Volkskrant reports on Friday…Earlier this year MPs were highly critical of the princess when it emerged she had put money inherited from her mother into the Daffodil Trust, also located on the British Channel island.They say the princess, who lives in London, is setting a bad example by using tax havens to avoid paying tax.

At least it’s better than trying to blame it on Turbo Tax.

  • 11 Sep 2009 at 10:55 AM

Just Putting It Out There

It’s 10:55 and no one at CNBC has mentioned the significance of this day in history. You people better have something along the lines of this planned, but with more power. As a refresher, here’s how last year went.

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First off, let me just say that we love when you people give us tips, any tips, big and small. As we would like nothing more than the flow of information to continue at a pace, and because this is somewhat contingent on keeping you employed, this morning I’d like to address an issue of tip line etiquette that’s become something of a problem. You are of course free to contact us however you like (more on that momentarily) but if you’re going to go the e-mail route, and if you’re giving us the lowdown on something that might scream “I’m not doing my job!” consider not sending us the 411 from your work account? I’m ballparking it here, but the last six or so food eating challenges have fallen into our laps via places like imjerkingoffatwork@jpmorgan.com or pssstoverhere@citi.com and firemefiremefireme@cnbc.com. Some of you have bosses who are totally cool with this productive use of your time. However, there remain some unimaginative fucks who’ve yet to embrace the value added of a (successfully completed) show of gastrointestinal fortitude. So much so, apparently, that a few ahead of the curve firms have specifically hired in-house junior detectives to crackdown on the fun. Like this little minx who attempted to put her sleuthing skills to work yesterday:

Hi Bess,
I’ve been receiving some internal inquiries re: one your posts on DealBreaker today (Nothing To Fear: Steve Rattner Will Drag This Lil’ Fella Across The Finish Line).
Is this in relation to GMAC Financial Service? If so, can you provide me with some background? What GMAC location? Who, etc.? I find this rather entertaining (I’m new to the Vending Machine Contest concept) and hope to provide some feedback to colleagues.
Thanks,
[redacted]
GMAC Financial Services

I don’t want to be too harsh because this lady was just doing her job, albeit poorly. Plus, she’s not alone in her attempt to “trick” the info out of us. Some of the tri-state area’s most notable hedge funds have gone the “act casual” route (“So, I’m new to this, where do the investor letters come from? It’s just so interesting to me, I’d love to hear more about it, who specifically sent you the returns, where they live, SSN, etc etc etc.”), though none have nailed it so perfectly as she. So right off the bat, props where props are due. [Redacted] knew to appeal to our baser instincts, namely having our egos massaged and lavished with well-deserved praise. Oh, do you find this “rather entertaining,” [redacted]? I mean, I know it is but I love when other people tell me as much, particularly when they lay it on extremely thick. Make it rain obscene compliments on my face, [redacted]. And taking an exercise in goring oneself on snack packs and referring to it as a “concept,” thereby adding a certain level of prestige to the whole thing was also good. I actually almost hit reply and began composing a detailed primer on the whole thing, starting with that fateful afternoon at Ulysses and bringing it all the way through yesterday afternoon. No, just fucking with you! This might’ve worked on some local yokel financial website, but not on Dealbreaker, where we’re not so easily had. You’re going to have to wake up pretty early to take DB.com for a ride, guy.
In sum, send us tips however you want, but our professional recommendation, unless the content of the message is a glowing piece of prose on your boss being “the absolute tits,” is to do so from a secure line. We were able to protect the innocent this time, but in the event you’ve got a slightly sharper PI among the ranks, do yourself a favor and don’t create such a blatant e-trail. If you need an added level of security and would like to call it in, we can be reached at the office at 212-334-1871 ex. 5, or shoot something brief to the text line at 973-495-0177.