His baseballs but if someone doesn’t seriously step up to the place and throw some money his way Nails is about two shakes from street walking. That’s not a threat, just a fact. Unless you want to pull up to a traffic light and be asked if you’re lookin’ for a good time from a guy gargling a Twizzlers and dip cocktail you’ll bid on these collectors items LD is hocking. Commemorative bats? Signed balls? World Championship ring? Putting up a little cash for these babies now will go a long way toward preventing the proposition of having “the Dykstras” on your chin later.
Lenny Dykstra Auction [via BI]
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@1 very good
what??? I thought this moron was a genius.
@3 his genius is yet to be revealed. be patient.
-jim cramer
I’d like to put my dykstra’s on bess’s chin
I’ll take that offer.
-barney frank
he looks so regal in that pic
he’s going to make a damn fine wife some day.
Those twizzlers never get old.
7500 for the ring? seriously?
anyone interested in a signed twizzler?
mets suck
Grudge match of the year: The Drurys vs. The Dykstras!
@5 Nice handle
he needs to put a nice rinse in that hair before taking to the streets.
-cg
@10
The ’86 Mets were a pretty wild bunch (those not incarnated or on parole.) You’re not paying $7,500 for a ring, you’re paying $7,500 for where that ring has been.
@12 That’s only funny with UBS
Stay tuned for the return of the Obama Portfolio after the close today!
You know the crowd was very small
For a “Legends of Baseball” show.
But he faked a curtain call
Just like it was years ago….
And then a lady grabbed his arm
As he swaggered down the aisle
And with all his baseball charm
He addressed her with a smile…..
Would you catch this fallen star?
Before he crashes to the ground..
Don’t you know how people are?
Nobody loves you when you’re down
Pick me up and take me home
And I’ll bring my baseball mitt
You can use it to catch my balls
If you’ll catch a fallen star….
He had a silver plated bus
And a million baseball fans
Now there’s just a few of us
And he drives a little van
And they were beatin’ down his door
The lovely women left and right
And now he’s on a hardwood floor
‘A wonderin’ where he’ll spend the night
Would you catch a fallen star?
Before he crashes to the ground
Don’t you know how people are?
Nobody loves you when you’re down
Pick him up and take him home
And he’ll bring his old jock strap
He’ll autograph it for a buck
If you’ll let him sleep in your truck..
@16
Yes, many of the ’86 Mets were incarnated after random acts of human embodiment
I’m going to Sh’booms!
Maybe he can sell an autographed picture of him from his days on Barney Miller playing Wojciehowicz.
I am Lenny Dykstra’s mouth cancer.
115-0, bro. 115-0
@24
That’s 115 wins, and zero losses.
108 – 54, hanging-out at Finn McCool’s in Port Washington and inserting Bill Buckner as a 9th inning defensive replacement. PRICELESS.
I want to dip my balls in them!
His association with that LUNATIC Jim Cramer was a total disaster.
If you have to look for an acquintance get someone who is worthy of your time not a misfit to the real world….just saying
could the url of that website be any more appropriate?
Ha.com?
nice.