What has this world come to when you can't drop your World Series rings off at a pawn shop without having some Japanese film crew up your ass? While it's true that yeah, we track Nails' every move, we do so out of love/fascination/admiration for the guy, not in order to humiliate him/make something out of nothing. He just needed a little money to cover the costs of dip and Twizzlers for a while, and this makes it seem like he's a homeless dude on his last legs, so desperate for a hit he'd rip the fixtures out of his foreclosed house and hock them for cash (longer clip here).
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Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 3:46PM
@1 FTW
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 3:56PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDfqMSE8jcc
Posted by Barkley , Sep 24, 2009 4:02PM
@2
Recommending a new line of work for LD? Didn't you know that he's a financial savant?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:03PM
@3 there's definitely a market for LD porn.
-jim cramer
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:05PM
The Japanese love early postwar American-Japanese stuff. If he had an early American-market Sony transistor radio or some original Speed Racer paraphernalia he'd be well on his way back. Those rings won't really make a dent.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:07PM
What's that stuff around his mouth?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:08PM
@6 his lips
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:08PM
I look forward to the footage of him selling his plasma
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:09PM
It won't make much of a dent, but it will buy him a couple of cans of Copenhagen long cut.
Posted by Barkley , Sep 24, 2009 4:24PM
@4
With #31 million in debts, bankers have been giving LD the "high hard one" for months now. Still - I can't see anyone wanting to watch LD play "catcher".
Posted by NakedShort , Sep 24, 2009 4:25PM
@10 at least his wife filed for divorce.
"I've got 31 million problems but a bitch ain't one!"
-Nails
Posted by MarshallStack , Sep 24, 2009 4:26PM
The footage of him dropping off his recyclables is great.
He kept the cardboard. Building a new place for the kitchen fixtures and counter tops.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:41PM
He was supposed to meet a respectable Italian woman. She, a nice Jewish boy. What they found was each other. This winter, follow the journey of two people from very different worlds who defy convention and succumb to the temptation of a forbidden love. Joe Piscopo (as Charlie) and Natalie Portman (as Bess) star in Jewbroni.
Posted by call_me_daddy , Sep 24, 2009 4:47PM
@13 she only wanted to meet the hymie over the guinea because hooknoses got bigger heads. besides, any woman knows that (for financial reasons) you'd want to ride a goy over a guido anyday!
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:49PM
isn't that stuff supposed to go to creditors to pay them back? probably some banks very interested in that footage ...
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:49PM
@14
?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:50PM
@14 a goy IS guido you dumb shit.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 4:57PM
Hotel Sakura
18 Emperor Hirohito Rd
Tokyo, Japan
********************
Guest: Dykstra, L
Suite: Masshuru-mu Kumo
Rate: Y 20,000,000,000,000,000
*******************
Charges to Room:
Godzilla Costume.......................$ 245.00
Mothra Codpiece......................... 88.00
Sea Urchins in Bathtub................ 345.00
Meatball Roll Sushi..................... 50.00
Japanese Warrior Helmet............. 333.00
Rosetta Stone Sftwre (Ginzu)...... 440.00
Eel "Soap on a Rope".................. 18.00
Movie: "Mr. Baseball"................. 22.00
Soup in Toilet Bowl Novelty........ 125.00
Movie: Tora, Tora, Tora.............. 18.00
Commodore Perry Replica Cap.... 345.00
Music dwnld: "House of Rising Sun".. 12.00
Book:"Honshu" Is Not a Japanese Sneeze 8.00
Movie: "Anime Mine"...................... 20.00
Book: "Kyoto Is Not a Japanese Car".. 23.00
Video: ' Japanese Phallus Festival"..... 23.00
Octopus in bathtub......................... 55.00
Settlement: Ladies Door at Sento House 400.00
Settlement: "Fuzoku" Is Not Body Wax 345.00
Curtis LeMay T-Shirt...................... 32.00
Softbank Hawks Foam Finger................ 8.00
Posted by Barkley , Sep 24, 2009 4:59PM
@17
A guido could be a goy, but a goy isn't necessarily a guido. Just ask Greg - he's dated all kinds of guidos.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 5:04PM
@18 outstanding... Curtis LeMay FTW
Posted by Tax Chick , Sep 24, 2009 5:04PM
@18
I think the Mothra codpiece may be my favorite of all time. Just awesome.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 5:16PM
Heh, Mothra. Is that what they're call our fearless Editorix these days?
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 5:51PM
If he could get $20 for his mother's pacemaker, it would have been on the pawn shop counter also. What a dolt.
Posted by Richard Whitney , Sep 24, 2009 7:11PM
Another member of the 1993 Phillies believes he travels through time and across the galaxy, and he promotes the whole Dec 21, 2012 endtime thing. Google 'Darren Daulton 2012'.
The only member of that team who was sane was taking medicine for Tourrette's Syndrome.
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:22PM
13 is a pro
Posted by guest , Sep 24, 2009 9:27PM
@13 best comment i've ever read.