Maybe! Former RBC Capital Markets trader Lindy Boville, pictured at left, claims her former employer fired her in March because she unwittingly dated a dude who turned out to be running a Ponzi scheme (James Nicholson, Westgate Capital). Not so says RBC! The Canadians counter the moose fister’s unfortunate taste in men had nothing to do with her termination, but rather that she showed “poor judgment” in not telling her bosses she was helping the bf raise money for his fund, leaving them to wonder what other “deals” she had going on the side. In a complaint filed today, Boville also says that before she was shown the door, she was (bizarrely) sexual harassed in a made up tongue.
She accused one co-worker of making comments about her legs, such as, “Did that dress shrink at the dry cleaners?” She accused another of using the made-up word “sensy” rather than “sexy” so that RBC’s monitoring system would not pick up his language.
RBC sued by trader who dated alleged Ponzi schemer [Reuters via BI]
I’d hit it, with or without moose, though preferably with.
-cg
“She accused another of using the made-up word “sensy” rather than “sexy” so that RBC’s monitoring system would not pick up his language.”
dbag canadians.
Bess, can you fire Greg for poor boyfriend judgment?
If that was a collie she was holding I would probably molest it.
Dennis Kneale
Does she live in ToonTown? What’s with BettyBoop in the backround?
speaking of…Jessica Rabbit…now I’d hit that!
looks pretty flat chested. will need to see a pic of the legs.
Have to use the hand bridge on her. 100% without a doubt.
@5 the pic is from a golf tournament: http://www.tradersmagazine.com/photos/2006_14450/23455-1.html
Wonder what her moosey looks like
One of the three pictured above is a head-cover.
I wish I was that moose.
Potent Potables
what is a hand bridge?
@9 i hear there are beavers in Canadia
WTF was she tawkin’ about, “made up tongue.” I wuz tawkin’ American to dat baldracca, and I don’t work for RBC.
- cg
@12- Either prove to us that you’re being sarcastic or GTFO.
Actually, getting a handjob from a woman wearing a moose hand puppet is one of my ultimate fantasies.
Cadillac Williams
@15
I do believe that #12 was echoing the comment that brought on perhaps the most famous comment in DB history, and the initial comment in a long string of posts that brought on HCP. For further reference see the original Amanda Drury post.
-Not the Joke Briefer, just filling in.
which one is the moose?
What is this hand bridge? I find this rather entertaining (I’m new to the hand bridge concept) and hope to provide some feedback to colleagues.
She brought the name of RBC into disrepute.
I panned it at 17. Obviously Biff Basness’ comment is the most famous, but this is a close second. This is why the Joke Briefer should never let interns do his job for him.
-failed Joke Briefer intern
I like a paw bridge myself.
Dennis Kneale
I’d paint her face – now THAT’S sensy!
Beth, you vicious animal liar.
@17/19- Perhaps I was a little quick on the draw, but the comment made @12 struck me as too innocent. I got a little heated after doing filling in on some joke briefing of my own defending Naked on the previous post (who coincidentally created all the HCP swag).
-15 / (-14 on previous article)
What is the “RBC monitoring system” she speaks of? Is this approved by the Queen or the Canadian mounties.
She looks so sensy in that picture.
@17/19/Joke Briefer intern
I was thinking about expanding our retail product line. Maybe something along the lines of this
http://www.zazzle.com/cr/design/pt-shirt?dz=2ed0f3b2-67c7-4005-861b-e2fe09b35c2c&clone=true&pending=true&context=rothelle&view=front
Moose toe
What is a vicious animal liar?
I dont like the look of her islands of safety
wideclops chest, in a bad way
not enought Tatty-bo-Jangles
didnt read
@NS
If you do in fact do this, you should donate the proceeds to a fund to help the poor victims that were and are his employees. Maybe provide free counseling.
i couldnt grab those for balance
@Naked: I’d buy one and send it to Biff just for the hell of it. Beyond that I’m not sure what market penetration you’d get. It’s not like I’d want to walk around with Biff’s name on my chests.
Everyone STFU! Bubba’s talking about investing in girls….
I was also called sensy
- Mr Miyagi
Slore!
-bitter moose
@28 It actually happened to me on “that” thread. I called him an IT hack/BO-type poser or something and got an earful.
@40 you were spot on
@Naked- I like where your head is at but that particular example is a little wordy for my taste. I’d prefer something a little more subtle and esoteric.
I bringing sensy back.
I just exploded sensy all over an interns face
J Dimon
@34 maybe we could donate the proceeds to the Dennis Kneale Vicious Animal Lovers Association of North America or DKVALAoNA for short.
DKVALAoNA is a political, civil rights, and educational organization. DKVALAoNA provides factual information and help educate society about the positive and beneficial nature of interspecies love.
okay, fact checking police here…hedge fund in peal river, new york (red flag #1)? she was dating the 42 year old, 9 years her senior (red flag #2)? trader taking RBC over GS (3 strikes honey)? clearly she has shown poor judgment in the past and hasn’t demonstrated that she will change her ways.
Ive heard Erin Burnett finds short brown and round quite sensy.
- Pikram Vandit
You think women dont find me sensy anymore? Why dont you ask beck quick how she got that lazy eye.
- WBuff
@cluzo- also, she was definitely married at the time…
-rbc employee
You know the face Erin made whent she had to say the word porn on air? thats the face she makes when we get sensy off camera
- Mark Haines
Amanda Drury is sensy in an East Asiar News Anchor kind of way
She does not look regal in that picture.
- Queen Elizabeth II
Tell men, how does one get that wretched Dennis Kneale away from one’s corgis
- Queen Elizabeth II
I feel sensiest right after my morning dump.
Amanda D.
I tried shoving a living snake up his ass, but that only made him more giddy.
- MCC
@Naked/7: even with the HB, you’d still be a sternum cowboy. No soft subcutaneous saddle blanket there.
I still don’t understand why women are allowed on the golf course. I don’t slow you down when you’re grocery shopping or cleaning the toilet, don’t slow me down when I’m playing golf. The only female I want to see is the hot young cart girl.
@perky “sternum cowboy”
nice!
I’d glaze those timbits
-canadian
a women holding a giolf club is like a man with a dick in his mouth…..
only acceptable in SF or costume parties
@60 – would have been a lot wittier had you spelled “golf” correctly…damn!
For God’s sake haven’t all you people learned this yet? Never, ever, ever, ever have sex with a person in the same industry as you!
~S. Weinstein
@62- unless your name is zoe cruz? boom done!
If it wasn’t for situations like the one described in the article, there would be no real estate agents today.
Why didn’t she just spell it correctly? “Secksy”????
~Former Lehman Risk Managers
“Did that dress shrink at the dry cleaners?”
The approved response would be, “Are your pants three or four sizes too big, or are you really not packin?”
flat chicks claiming sex harass. is sure sign of layoff boom bottom…..
Note to 30 something gold-diggers
Make sure if you are dating 40 something sugar-daddy…that the sugar or gold is real…not a pyramid
They call it gold digging b/c its for real gold, not coal.
So she’s a lying cheating Slore on top of a failed attempt at gold digging? America, what has become of you?
sheds tear
@69 what makes you think she was gold digging? she made ten million (in real, not Ponzi money) on her own last year.
I’m…too sensy for my shirt…to sensy for my shirt…too sensy for my…I’m too sensy!
@70/Lindy
So you don’t deny the bit about being a Slore? Oh and the gold digging, yep, that’s it, got it right first time round.
-69 see what I did there?
@72 wtf are you talking about? you sound really bitter about this whole thing, which is odd, unless you’re closely involved.
-70/not Lindy
I may be late to the party, but “moose fister” is a new classic. Bess for President!
haha…moose fister
Moose fisting is the new killing it
Gotta fist moose when you’re flatter than Betty Boop.
Boop-boop-be-doop.
@ 68 & 69…
Hahaha…is a failed attempt at gold digging called ‘pyrite digging?’
…Not sensy enough, didn’t harass…
this girl needs a confidence booster; i’d put her on top.
nothing says “corporate capable” more then a good backwards cowgirl.
-daddy
HAHA – GOLDMAN SACHS RECRUITING AN EX-RAYJ? WHAT A JOKE….