Greg and I couldn’t agree on our favorite questions from yesterday’s contest so whoever would like to go hear Vikram speak tonight at the 92nd Street Y should email us now for the tix. The first two people to do so will get them and be infinitely more likely to give Vik a squeeze than the plebes not in attendance. Also, the organizers of the event are apparently still mining our comments for good brain busters to lob Pandittle’s way during the Q&A, so if you’ve got something on your mind (has he ever ridden one of Prince Alwaleed’s ponies bareback?) you’d like answered, have at it.
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- Use the Bloomberg command
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to access Dealbreaker
meredith whitney– have you or would you ever hit it?
how do you get your teeth so white?
what does bob rubin look like naked?
@3 does the carpet match the drapes?
The American taxpayer wants to know what is going to happen to the unemployed giesha’s now that they won’t be giving rub downs in the zen garden! Will Citi still cover them?!?
if you had to: alwalweed or whitney?
@5 why would you bring that up? you know it’s a touchy subject.
re: the ponies- yes. several times.
I hear you have a dungeon full of lepers with Gimp balls surgically affixed (props for imaginiation) – don’t you find the veggie diet somewhat hard to stomach, after anal jams?
HTN III
@9 god your shtick has gotten old.
zoe– did anything ever happen there?
why won’t you love me little man? why?!
@1 – not with vik’s uncircumsized anteater and lloyd pushing.
Last Fall when you were publicly touting Citi’s “very strong capital” were you privately lighting cigars with Benjamins and chuckling because so much of that value was based on deferred tax assets?
Are you fairly confident that you’re in the running for the Biggest Douche of the Bailout award?
Better mustache – Tom Selleck or the Prince?
Briefs or Boxers?
Did Haines really beat you in that 50 yard dash?
Vik-
I am going to marinade your balls in curry sauce and let Indra Nooyi give you the finger.
Jeff Macke
Have you ever been accosted by a burly Italian American journalist/author?
Question for Vikula: “If a King sits on gold, who sits on silver?”
(Answer: “The Lone Ranger.”)
~Shecky Buffett
Is your main strategy for winding down certain businesses to just starve out your employees so they leave on their own?
boring post. DB needs some re-invigoration. more T&A.
On the ponies: No, but Alwaleed road me bare back!
F/M/K: Gasparino, Kudlow, Cramer.
Dodd or Frank? Or both?
@23 this post was for communications purposes, not entertainment. piss off.
@1 unsafe without a kernmantle. you might fall in.
Yes, what about the employees Vik? You know, the one’s who didn’t get the $500million + “signing bonus”, what will become of them? Another year of getting a donut in the raise and bonus columns, or just more “we pay our employees competitively” rhetoric?
Surprising lack of racial comments. Has everyone run of ideas beyond the usual chaiwallah and curry references (ty #19)?
@30 or maybe we’re just not douches who automatically think to make racist comments, like yourself?
@31 http://sarchasm.net/
-30
@Analyst – He will answer your questions with the following questions: “What about them?”, “Why makes you think I’m not aware of them?”, “Why not both?”.
@AB
I just craughed
Who would rather do up the pooper: Sallie or Meredith?
Can a vegetarian shit-eater like you only eat the shit of other vegetarians?
@36 WTF are you like 11 or something? Surely even dolts at KarachiBank can do better?