What has this world come to when you can’t drop your World Series rings off at a pawn shop without having some Japanese film crew up your ass? While it’s true that yeah, we track Nails’ every move, we do so out of love/fascination/admiration for the guy, not in order to humiliate him/make something out of nothing. He just needed a little money to cover the costs of dip and Twizzlers for a while, and this makes it seem like he’s a homeless dude on his last legs, so desperate for a hit he’d rip the fixtures out of his foreclosed house and hock them for cash (longer clip here).
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@1 FTW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDfqMSE8jcc
@2
Recommending a new line of work for LD? Didn’t you know that he’s a financial savant?
@3 there’s definitely a market for LD porn.
-jim cramer
The Japanese love early postwar American-Japanese stuff. If he had an early American-market Sony transistor radio or some original Speed Racer paraphernalia he’d be well on his way back. Those rings won’t really make a dent.
What’s that stuff around his mouth?
@6 his lips
I look forward to the footage of him selling his plasma
It won’t make much of a dent, but it will buy him a couple of cans of Copenhagen long cut.
@4
With #31 million in debts, bankers have been giving LD the “high hard one” for months now. Still – I can’t see anyone wanting to watch LD play “catcher”.
@10 at least his wife filed for divorce.
“I’ve got 31 million problems but a bitch ain’t one!”
-Nails
The footage of him dropping off his recyclables is great.
He kept the cardboard. Building a new place for the kitchen fixtures and counter tops.
He was supposed to meet a respectable Italian woman. She, a nice Jewish boy. What they found was each other. This winter, follow the journey of two people from very different worlds who defy convention and succumb to the temptation of a forbidden love. Joe Piscopo (as Charlie) and Natalie Portman (as Bess) star in Jewbroni.
@13 she only wanted to meet the hymie over the guinea because hooknoses got bigger heads. besides, any woman knows that (for financial reasons) you’d want to ride a goy over a guido anyday!
isn’t that stuff supposed to go to creditors to pay them back? probably some banks very interested in that footage …
@14
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@14 a goy IS guido you dumb shit.
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Book: “Kyoto Is Not a Japanese Car”.. 23.00
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@17
A guido could be a goy, but a goy isn’t necessarily a guido. Just ask Greg – he’s dated all kinds of guidos.
@18 outstanding… Curtis LeMay FTW
@18
I think the Mothra codpiece may be my favorite of all time. Just awesome.
Heh, Mothra. Is that what they’re call our fearless Editorix these days?
If he could get $20 for his mother’s pacemaker, it would have been on the pawn shop counter also. What a dolt.
Another member of the 1993 Phillies believes he travels through time and across the galaxy, and he promotes the whole Dec 21, 2012 endtime thing. Google ‘Darren Daulton 2012′.
The only member of that team who was sane was taking medicine for Tourrette’s Syndrome.
13 is a pro
@13 best comment i’ve ever read.