• 01 Sep 2009 at 11:31 AM

The Greenlight Baby Making Machine Knows This Is A Marathon, Not A Sprint

By Bess Levin

greenlantern2.jpg“For the month of August, Greenlight Capital Qualified, L.P. returned 0.8% (net of all fees and expenses). Greenlight Capital Qualified, L.P. has returned 24.7% for the year-to-date.”
Earlier: Performance Stats: The Greenlight Unit

Comments (10)

  1. 1
    Posted by Einschlong | September 1, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    suck on this bitches!

  2. 2
    Posted by DE | September 1, 2009 at 11:39 AM

    Thank you for continuing to use the gayest picture of all time when writing about our firm.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    is the greenlight baby making machine like the madoff BMM? just asking.

  4. 4
    Posted by Mark Klein, MD | September 1, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    @3. If you were a medical doctor, like me, you would know that the baby-making machine refers to the process by which a stork flies over a pregnant woman’s house and drops a brand new baby down the chimney. The good storks know which fireplaces are lit and can also distinguish between gas fireplaces and real, old-fashioned goodness fireplaces.
    This relates to Greenlight Capital because storks like the color green. They also like light. Storks are also excellent financial analysts, with many of them holding MBAs and many others holding CFAs (there is an ongoing debate within the stork community as to which is better). In addition to my medical expertise (I AM a doctor), I have deep financial expertise. Most of which I learned from a stork.
    Did I mention that I’m a doctor?
    – Mark Klien, MD

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    so WFC in trouble? somebody thinks so put volume through the roof

  6. 6
    Posted by sheryl weinstein | September 1, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    i bet I could climax with the greenlight BMM.

  7. 7
    Posted by sheryl weinstein | September 1, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    just like i did with bernie. despite his small penis.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | September 1, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    @2 with all due respect, you let a feature story on you mention the teddy bears in your nap room…

  9. 9
    Posted by DE | September 1, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    @8 yeah, and what of it, cockbag?

  10. 10
    Posted by DE | September 1, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    @8 with all due respect, you haven’t jacked off until you’ve jacked off in a room full of teddy bears.

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