It's been months since their last appearance, i.e. they've had loads of time to come up with good material, and the best they can do is "We needs jobs" and "Where'd our money go?" What kind of unimaginative fucks do they have running this operation? You're on camera, ladies! Work it or someone else will. Assuming the girls came prepared with extra paper and Sharpies, let's do them a solid and step it up with something better. I'll start:
* Where's the money, Lebowski?
* I'm gonna fuck you 'til you love me, Geithner
* Show us your tax returns, Tits
* F/M/K: Vikram/Lewis/Tyson and why
* A series of cards reading "What" "are" "you" "doing" "after" "this" "Liz?"
* Timmy, tell me how my ass taste! -- Paulson
* You LIE!!!
Now you go.
Update: A real time submission: "Would you be happy to walk us through it again?"
Update II: Is today the day Geithner fucks some congressmen up? Because it sounds like he's two clarify-this-for-me's away from choke holds.
Update III: This is the best suggestion so far, the rest don't even come close: "Mary Jo kopechne was given more help than this"
Posted by ben bernanke , Sep 10, 2009 2:06PM
i love the idea of calling him tits, so that's my vote.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:08PM
Who are the pink ladies?
Simple Jack
Posted by paulson , Sep 10, 2009 2:09PM
that's a tough f/m/k but im gonna go with: lewis/tyson/pandit, because I've been thinking it'd be cool to hate fuck Lewis, tyson, for his faults, makes a good living, and pandit because nobody likes a fattie.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Sep 10, 2009 2:11PM
Over the PA:
"I was taking shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face!"
Then one of the Pink Ladies rips her face off and it's Busey.
Posted by NakedShort , Sep 10, 2009 2:11PM
Big Gulps, huh? All right!
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:12PM
@4 that would be awesome
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:13PM
"I wish you had kids of your own so I could step on their heads and crush their balls so you could feel my pain."
-Tyson
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:14PM
great shots of the people in the background passing out behind geithner
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:15PM
F (in the ass): EP
M: Bess (I'm yours, baby.)
K: Greg. Slowly. Painfully. With great pleasure.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:17PM
Geithner's either got a great tan or has already gone through cnbc's pregame makeup ritual.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:18PM
@9 would you use lube on her?
Posted by pfluger , Sep 10, 2009 2:18PM
@8 -
You're right. I had to turn the sound off quick, so my head doesn't hit the desk. Where the hell is Charlie?
- CNBC viewer
Posted by NakedShort , Sep 10, 2009 2:19PM
"Just when you think you know the answers, we change the questions!"
Actually this could apply to pretty much anyone that has done second guessing over the past 12 months Rowdy Roddy Piper was ahead of his time.
Posted by merkin capital partners , Sep 10, 2009 2:19PM
If Geithner were an ice cream flavor he'd be pralines and dick.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:21PM
"i'd be happy to walk you through it AGAIN"
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:21PM
"THIS IS FINANCE, NOT 'NAM, THERE ARE RULES!!"
Posted by Tax Chick , Sep 10, 2009 2:21PM
Get up, Timmy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:22PM
damn girl geithner just got TESTY!
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:22PM
"I've been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a blow job?"
-Tyson
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:23PM
@16. I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES.
WALTER
Posted by FUNdamental , Sep 10, 2009 2:25PM
"Mary Jo kopechne was given more help than this"
Posted by Timmy G is back bitches , Sep 10, 2009 2:32PM
Not taking any shit from no one today!
"Where is this line of questioning going?"
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:37PM
I'm just grooving on that screen grab.
Let's review, there's dictate, acetate, and what was the other one?
Posted by pfluger , Sep 10, 2009 2:37PM
The people sitting behind Timmy are in real pain. They are being tortured.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:40PM
"You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and say 'That's the bad guy!'"
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:47PM
I just a humble motherfucker...with a big ass dick.
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:48PM
Who's the Megan Fox double sitting behind T Geit?
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 2:54PM
21 FTW
Posted by boob guy , Sep 10, 2009 2:59PM
-23
that would be lactate
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 3:22PM
"Go back to Wall Street!"
(that pisses off the little elf).
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 3:28PM
"GOT WOOD?"
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 3:31PM
11=EP?
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 3:35PM
@1 - Clearly missed hilarious play on words there.
@21 - Glorious.
Posted by miami , Sep 10, 2009 3:49PM
21 ftmfw ainec
Posted by Anal_yst , Sep 10, 2009 5:27PM
FUN that is freakin great man, just quality
Posted by guest , Sep 10, 2009 9:40PM
Second that. Just brilliant.