It’s been months since their last appearance, i.e. they’ve had loads of time to come up with good material, and the best they can do is “We needs jobs” and “Where’d our money go?” What kind of unimaginative fucks do they have running this operation? You’re on camera, ladies! Work it or someone else will. Assuming the girls came prepared with extra paper and Sharpies, let’s do them a solid and step it up with something better. I’ll start:
* Where’s the money, Lebowski?
* I’m gonna fuck you ’til you love me, Geithner
* Show us your tax returns, Tits
* F/M/K: Vikram/Lewis/Tyson and why
* A series of cards reading “What” “are” “you” “doing” “after” “this” “Liz?”
* Timmy, tell me how my ass taste! — Paulson
* You LIE!!!
Now you go.
Update: A real time submission: “Would you be happy to walk us through it again?”
Update II: Is today the day Geithner fucks some congressmen up? Because it sounds like he’s two clarify-this-for-me’s away from choke holds.
Update III: This is the best suggestion so far, the rest don’t even come close: “Mary Jo kopechne was given more help than this”
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
i love the idea of calling him tits, so that’s my vote.
Who are the pink ladies?
Simple Jack
that’s a tough f/m/k but im gonna go with: lewis/tyson/pandit, because I’ve been thinking it’d be cool to hate fuck Lewis, tyson, for his faults, makes a good living, and pandit because nobody likes a fattie.
Over the PA:
“I was taking shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face!”
Then one of the Pink Ladies rips her face off and it’s Busey.
Big Gulps, huh? All right!
@4 that would be awesome
“I wish you had kids of your own so I could step on their heads and crush their balls so you could feel my pain.”
-Tyson
great shots of the people in the background passing out behind geithner
F (in the ass): EP
M: Bess (I’m yours, baby.)
K: Greg. Slowly. Painfully. With great pleasure.
Geithner’s either got a great tan or has already gone through cnbc’s pregame makeup ritual.
@9 would you use lube on her?
@8 -
You’re right. I had to turn the sound off quick, so my head doesn’t hit the desk. Where the hell is Charlie?
- CNBC viewer
“Just when you think you know the answers, we change the questions!”
Actually this could apply to pretty much anyone that has done second guessing over the past 12 months Rowdy Roddy Piper was ahead of his time.
If Geithner were an ice cream flavor he’d be pralines and dick.
“i’d be happy to walk you through it AGAIN”
“THIS IS FINANCE, NOT ‘NAM, THERE ARE RULES!!”
Get up, Timmy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.
damn girl geithner just got TESTY!
“I’ve been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a blow job?”
-Tyson
@16. I’M GLAD TO HEAR THAT I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES.
WALTER
“Mary Jo kopechne was given more help than this”
Not taking any shit from no one today!
“Where is this line of questioning going?”
I’m just grooving on that screen grab.
Let’s review, there’s dictate, acetate, and what was the other one?
The people sitting behind Timmy are in real pain. They are being tortured.
“You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers and say ‘That’s the bad guy!’”
I just a humble motherfucker…with a big ass dick.
Who’s the Megan Fox double sitting behind T Geit?
21 FTW
-23
that would be lactate
“Go back to Wall Street!”
(that pisses off the little elf).
“GOT WOOD?”
11=EP?
@1 – Clearly missed hilarious play on words there.
@21 – Glorious.
21 ftmfw ainec
FUN that is freakin great man, just quality
Second that. Just brilliant.