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Or not willing to listen to the crazy whose most recent Twitters make him sound like an mentally unstable homeless person shouting about the mating rituals of cats at various passersby? I don’t know what to do here, it’s too hard. On the one hand, the SEC is always, without exception, wrong. On the other, Cody, rolling up to the building with his “information” and just asking for “two minutes, that’s all I need.” (Then I come back to the fact that he’s childhood friends with Neil Patrick Harris and I’m confused again. Damn you, Willard.)

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Comments (40)

  1. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    nice tags

  2. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    What a doosh

  3. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    true or false- dis guy makes me look good?
    -cg

  4. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    He looks so sensy in that picture.

  5. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    This weekend I read David Einhorn’s book. The SEC sucks balls!!!

  6. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    I am almost positive that random people punch this guy in the face on a daily basis.
    Keen Observer

  7. Posted by pfluger | September 21, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    Maybe he thought it was an ACORN office, and he was asking about start-up financing for a whore house.

  8. Posted by Lil' Willie | September 21, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    Go on, ignore the next Markopoulos at your own peril.

  9. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    Dear Cody,
    If you want to get into the SEC, or anywhere else that can legally deny you entrance, you’d better take Rebecca Gomez with you.

  10. Posted by NakedShort | September 21, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    Cody is definitely the type of person that would help himself to an ice cold lemonade from your refrigerator without asking first.

  11. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    Has anyone ever seen Greg and Cody at the same time? Just asking…

  12. Posted by Anal_yst | September 21, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    @11 ftw

  13. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    @10
    …and then bitch about how it tastes.

  14. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    If it sounds look a douche and looks like a douche it must be a Cody Willard.

  15. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    I came in his hair once and he didnt even wash it out
    - MCC

  16. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:45 PM
  17. Posted by Bess Levin | September 21, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    @naked are we going to talk about this seriously? I thought it was a major letdown. There were like two good lines (“Apricots. It’s over.” and wanda nominating him for a NAACP award). I’m going to stick it out but the heydays of you being my Caucasian are over.

  18. Posted by Perkins Maxwell | September 21, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Cody Willard is a one-man explanation for the slow death of the MSM. You don’t need to even add anything to his inanity: just the fact that this man has a show on a network run by one of the major media companies says it all.
    @Bess: when are you getting YOUR show? If they replaced Cody with you on HH, their ratings would quintuple overnight. Are you listening, Roger Ailes?

  19. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    @11 ROTFL

  20. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    I still don’t understand how a member of Phish became an anchor on the Fox Business Network.

  21. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    To everyone attacking me, let’s settle this like real men: a battle of the bands.
    -Cody

  22. Posted by NakedShort | September 21, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    @BL, take a deep breath. I thought the same thing after the first viewing. With Curb the key is always the re-watch. The show is a victim of its own subtle humor sometimes on the first viewing you miss some real gems.

  23. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    @16 the bitch in the middle is pretty hot but the other two, meh.

  24. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    @21:
    I’ll put $50 on the “Museum of The Horse.” I don’t care what the odds are.

  25. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    I would totally nail that chick named Cody after I pounded a muscle milk and torture my lats for about an hour.
    CG

  26. Posted by Bess Levin | September 21, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    @naked– I’m calm but season 1-4 and (at times 5) required NO re-watch.

  27. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Whenever I see that hair my cowpers gland goes wild.

  28. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    Now it can be told: Cody is the offspring of Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell.

  29. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    @11…that was prettay, prettay, prettay funny considering you went into my “icebox of dialogue” and took it without permission.
    ~L. David

  30. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    Oops…sorry @11…my comment was meant for @10. And that was a sincere apology. I hope you accept it. Some people refuse to accept apologies because they feel that if offended that a super apology is required and not just a general apology.
    ~L. David

  31. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    Cody, we don’t let animals in the building.
    -SEC security guard

  32. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    @Bess, I’m not saying the NPH post you linked to was Peabody material, but it was. Peabody material. No idea what I was doing back then that could’ve been so important that I missed it the first time around.

  33. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    Oh bullshit @32. The article is about that brilliant Cody Willard and his battle with the SEC. Peabody? Peabody?? It wasn’t about a coal company. Try to keep up with the discussion.
    ~AIG Quant

  34. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    @10, it was hard to compete with the Sterline Cooper reorg last night.

  35. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 5:24 PM

    why is cody willard using a picture of that Hansen kid from the 90s that kind of looked like a girl just shy of a full set of chromosomes on his twitter account?

  36. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    @30 – No apology required. Now let’s rejoin the game already in progress. 11

  37. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    Should’ve dressed as serpico and told them he had some hot news that was gonna take the whole city down

  38. Posted by serpico | September 21, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    Should’ve had his information labeled “4 the Maer” and given them his spin doctors mix tape.. that would’ve gotten the city going

  39. Posted by guest | September 21, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    I have modeled my career off of Cody.
    Greg

  40. Posted by NotNasser | September 25, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    I’m not saying the NPH post you linked to was Peabody material, but it was. Peabody material.

    Sherman’s friend, right? Inventor of the Wayback machine? See, I stay right on top of things.

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