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Or not willing to listen to the crazy whose most recent Twitters make him sound like an mentally unstable homeless person shouting about the mating rituals of cats at various passersby? I don’t know what to do here, it’s too hard. On the one hand, the SEC is always, without exception, wrong. On the other, Cody, rolling up to the building with his “information” and just asking for “two minutes, that’s all I need.” (Then I come back to the fact that he’s childhood friends with Neil Patrick Harris and I’m confused again. Damn you, Willard.)
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nice tags
What a doosh
true or false- dis guy makes me look good?
-cg
He looks so sensy in that picture.
This weekend I read David Einhorn’s book. The SEC sucks balls!!!
I am almost positive that random people punch this guy in the face on a daily basis.
Keen Observer
Maybe he thought it was an ACORN office, and he was asking about start-up financing for a whore house.
Go on, ignore the next Markopoulos at your own peril.
Dear Cody,
If you want to get into the SEC, or anywhere else that can legally deny you entrance, you’d better take Rebecca Gomez with you.
Cody is definitely the type of person that would help himself to an ice cold lemonade from your refrigerator without asking first.
Has anyone ever seen Greg and Cody at the same time? Just asking…
@11 ftw
@10
…and then bitch about how it tastes.
If it sounds look a douche and looks like a douche it must be a Cody Willard.
I came in his hair once and he didnt even wash it out
- MCC
http://cody.blogs.foxbusiness.com/files/2008/09/img_2436.jpg
presented without comment.
@naked are we going to talk about this seriously? I thought it was a major letdown. There were like two good lines (“Apricots. It’s over.” and wanda nominating him for a NAACP award). I’m going to stick it out but the heydays of you being my Caucasian are over.
Cody Willard is a one-man explanation for the slow death of the MSM. You don’t need to even add anything to his inanity: just the fact that this man has a show on a network run by one of the major media companies says it all.
@Bess: when are you getting YOUR show? If they replaced Cody with you on HH, their ratings would quintuple overnight. Are you listening, Roger Ailes?
@11 ROTFL
I still don’t understand how a member of Phish became an anchor on the Fox Business Network.
To everyone attacking me, let’s settle this like real men: a battle of the bands.
-Cody
@BL, take a deep breath. I thought the same thing after the first viewing. With Curb the key is always the re-watch. The show is a victim of its own subtle humor sometimes on the first viewing you miss some real gems.
@16 the bitch in the middle is pretty hot but the other two, meh.
@21:
I’ll put $50 on the “Museum of The Horse.” I don’t care what the odds are.
I would totally nail that chick named Cody after I pounded a muscle milk and torture my lats for about an hour.
CG
@naked– I’m calm but season 1-4 and (at times 5) required NO re-watch.
Whenever I see that hair my cowpers gland goes wild.
Now it can be told: Cody is the offspring of Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell.
@11…that was prettay, prettay, prettay funny considering you went into my “icebox of dialogue” and took it without permission.
~L. David
Oops…sorry @11…my comment was meant for @10. And that was a sincere apology. I hope you accept it. Some people refuse to accept apologies because they feel that if offended that a super apology is required and not just a general apology.
~L. David
Cody, we don’t let animals in the building.
-SEC security guard
@Bess, I’m not saying the NPH post you linked to was Peabody material, but it was. Peabody material. No idea what I was doing back then that could’ve been so important that I missed it the first time around.
Oh bullshit @32. The article is about that brilliant Cody Willard and his battle with the SEC. Peabody? Peabody?? It wasn’t about a coal company. Try to keep up with the discussion.
~AIG Quant
@10, it was hard to compete with the Sterline Cooper reorg last night.
why is cody willard using a picture of that Hansen kid from the 90s that kind of looked like a girl just shy of a full set of chromosomes on his twitter account?
@30 – No apology required. Now let’s rejoin the game already in progress. 11
Should’ve dressed as serpico and told them he had some hot news that was gonna take the whole city down
Should’ve had his information labeled “4 the Maer” and given them his spin doctors mix tape.. that would’ve gotten the city going
I have modeled my career off of Cody.
Greg
I’m not saying the NPH post you linked to was Peabody material, but it was. Peabody material.
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Sherman’s friend, right? Inventor of the Wayback machine? See, I stay right on top of things.