Things are getting a bit heated in the Make Benefit Glorious Nation. Kazakhstan’s largest lender, BTA Bank, recently received an unexpected initial payment in connection to its lawsuit against the Alem Art Foundation and local newspaper Respublika. Having defaulted on over $12 billion in debt, BTA sued the newspaper in connection to a story which created a run on the bank; it is also trying to recoup a charitable donation made by the bank’s former management to the art foundation.
In response, artist Kanat Ibragimov and Respublika reporters tried to send seven pair of underwear to BTA’s Chief Executive Officer Anvar Saidenov and Chairman Arman Dunayev, Respublika reported. “I’m sending them my underwear in a desperate gesture during this time of blatant reactionism after a decade of peaceful life in Kazakhstan,” Ibragimov said by telephone today in Almaty…”The only thing left for artists whom the government’s actions have deprived of hope is to take off their underpants,” he said.
As long as BTA can solve for ‘?’, this underwear-based transaction initiative could be a real boon for the bank.
? = Lindsay Lohan
dear god I hate you Greg
?=Market Trish Regan’s kush.
?=otaku shachiku.
Just ask Nomura-san.
Greg,
Not too shabby, better than normal.
I have never jumped on the bash-Greg bandwagon, but he has been steadily producing an abnormal number of boring posts lately.
Thanks for the mention. Its a thankless job being an underpants gnome, but somebody has to do it.
GWG-In my underpants now!
Are you guys serious? The first sentence is an epic fail of a Borat reference. I actually didn’t jump on the Greg bashing because I thought he needed time to acclimate, but the man just isn’t good.
@BSD#8 It’s fucking Kazakhstan. It would be deficient not to include a Borat reference.
Wow, I thought Cohen just made up all that crazy Borat stuff!
This story had a lot of potential for DB. Sigh!
I am not wearing underpants.
-Sue Herrara
@12
I know you’re not, ’cause I stole ‘em.
-CG
@ 13
I queefed in those all day.
Sue Herera
@13, Sue
You are woman, hear you roar
Queefing too loud to ignore
Queef a little each day and let your soul take flight
P.S., You’re next Quintanilla.
-CG
@Naked
Hats (or perhaps more appropriately pants) off to you!
Worst post ever. This is horrible.
@9, Yeah being original is clearly deficient. Borat is beyond played out.
That being said, my point was that he fumbled the reference – not that he made it in the first place.
Oh that’s right, Greg, don’t make any fucking effort to write good posts on DealBreaker. If God would have wanted you to be a succesful writer he would have miracled you some good material by now, wouldn’t he?
Gnome more posts Greg…please.
@21 que sad trombone
calgreedy