I've lately been searching for a one stop shop of advice on investing, drugs and hos. Currently I have to tap three different experts (Ron Isana, Larry Kudlow, Warren Buffett, respectively) when I want an expert's take and I really don't have that kind of time. So I was thrilled to see that Warren G recently spoke to Vanity Fair in a wide-reaching interview that hit my trifecta of need. As long I can unsubscribe from Ron Isana's Market Movers without getting screwed on cancellation charges, I'm going with Mr. G's services as of Monday.
Alan Greenspan recently said that "we've already seen the bottom" of this recession. Do you agree, or do you think we have further to fall?I definitely think there's hope. We at the bottom right now. We can't do nothin' but go up. Just as long as the plans that Obama put together get a chance to work, then hopefully we'll be back on track.
In this financial climate, does it make more sense to invest in Citigroup or the Crips?
Oh, hell no! Invest in the Crips? That's crazy, man!
So you think the Bloods are a better investment?
Neither one of them! You don't wanna get involved in any of that!
You're not seriously suggesting buying Citigroup stock, are you?
None of that shit, man. I think this recession was all caused by these humongous corporations. Those motherfuckers got money. Even with the recession, those motherfuckers got money. But everybody use the recession as an excuse. Everybody in the music industry, they be like, "We can't pay you. It's the recession, it's the recession." Recession my ass, motherfuckers. People got to get paid for what they're worth. You know what I'm saying? You making a hundred thousand on a show and you only be giving me some crumbs. That shit gonna run out.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 4:47PM
Pickaninny.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 4:49PM
earn your keep
Posted by pfluger , Sep 25, 2009 4:51PM
Piker. Everybody knows that it was the hedge funds that caused the meltdown.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 4:53PM
3 = alan schwartz
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 4:54PM
Advice on investing, drugs, and hos? Is there not one hedge fund offering this already?
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 4:55PM
REGULATORS
Posted by Bess Levin , Sep 25, 2009 4:56PM
@5 if by drugs you mean estrogen, yes.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 4:57PM
why didn't we elect him as president? he seems to know his stuff.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 4:59PM
@8 - what do you mean? That pic is of Obama.
Posted by HAM05 , Sep 25, 2009 4:59PM
@8 - we didnt? could have sworn we had
Posted by Nate Dogg , Sep 25, 2009 5:00PM
Ahhhhh, summer of 1995:
Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Warren G.
Seen a car full of girls ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with 213
So I hooks a left on the 21 and Lewis
Some brothas shootin' dice so I said "Let's do this"
I jumped out the ride,
And said "What's up?"
Some brothas pulled some gats so I said "I'm stuck."
Since these girls peepin' me I'ma glide and swerve
These hookers lookin' so hard they straight hit the curb
Won'tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:01PM
Warren G calls bottom: Ass.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:01PM
@11 really? you really had to paste us the lyrics?
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:03PM
I've always agreed with this guy! BOOYAH BIATCHES!
J. Cramer
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:06PM
By saying he wishes Obama's plans to get a chance, he's only hoping his thorough credentials qualify him to become the new czar of financial REGULATORS.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:07PM
@14 you recently recommended people buy Citi, remember?
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:08PM
One of the Great ones.
-J. Cramer
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:11PM
I have a sore on my lip.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:12PM
@18 shut up ron
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:17PM
"But hits without bitches or one of them bouncy cars, doesn’t it feel kinda hollow?" Nice.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:19PM
the VF interviewer sounds like a huge tool but WG is the man.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:20PM
Wu-Tang Financial: You gotta diversify yo' bonds, cracka!
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:25PM
Warren Gtard in the house mofo's
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:40PM
jfc listening to regulate just made my day.
Posted by Anal_yst , Sep 25, 2009 5:43PM
Anyone get DMX's take on things?
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 5:50PM
I thought Warren.G.Buffett was old and white.
~Lehman Quant
Posted by special ed , Sep 25, 2009 5:50PM
we got it made
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Sep 25, 2009 5:59PM
How long before the IRS seizes all his shit?
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 6:00PM
Oddly enough, there is more truth to interviews like this than the usual crap. I'd rather have some idiot spout crap for 90% with a good 10% that leaks through than 100% drone shit that I can read in a press release.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 6:05PM
"I ain’t mad at those artists rappin’ about money. But I also think we gotta teach these kids that money ain’t what it’s all about. You gotta start being a businessman or a businesswoman. Instead of just poppin’ open bottles of Cristal, we should be teaching them about business and stuff like that. I don’t just mean in terms of the hip-hop community. I mean blacks, whites, Latinos, everybody. As a generation, we need to start leading these kids down the right path. I mean, I ain’t against the gays or nothin’."
last sentence is fucking hilarious
Posted by merkin capital partners , Sep 25, 2009 6:15PM
The last time we tried to pay you what you were worth you got all pissy and called Abraham Lincoln.
Posted by Tax Chick , Sep 25, 2009 6:40PM
@Merkin - You made me laugh so hard I nearly spit my G&T all over the poor dude sitting across from me.
I think I'm going to take this approach in my next review: Bitches. You gotta to pay me what I'm worth. Recession, my ass motherfuckers. You make billions and all you do is throw me some crumbs. I want my coin.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 6:45PM
That interviewer should be commended. Pretty fucking funny.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 7:16PM
Geek off the street = Lehman Quant
Posted by Investorcluzo , Sep 25, 2009 7:17PM
@tax chicky - why don't you let me be the G in your t's?
I must say, reading these posts w/warren g in the background is somewhat soothing...
Posted by Sad , Sep 25, 2009 7:17PM
I had to google Warren D.
Posted by Tax Chick , Sep 25, 2009 8:26PM
@Cluzo
Your G's would get lost in my t's.
Peace out.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 9:52PM
@gherkin, tsk, tsk.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 10:40PM
We gots to get paid ya mean?!?!?! Seriously why the fuck would anyone ask Warren G about finance? He only deals in 1/8ths, 1/4s, and kilos.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 10:41PM
We gots to get paid ya mean?!?!?! Seriously why the fuck would anyone ask Warren G about finance? He only deals in 1/8ths, 1/4s, and kilos.
Posted by guest , Sep 25, 2009 10:42PM
We gots to get paid ya mean?!?!?! Seriously why the fuck would anyone ask Warren G about finance? He only deals in 1/8ths, 1/4s, and kilos.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Sep 26, 2009 1:23AM
@tax chicky - wanna bet? Just admit u are not ready and we can move on...u won't be the first or the last.
Posted by guest , Sep 26, 2009 5:14AM
This nig is right, house prices ain't got nuthin' to do wit it!
Posted by Chuck Krug , Sep 26, 2009 12:02PM
I gotz da 24 inch rimz and da 24 carat pool table, buying me a solid gold girlfriend next.
Posted by guest , Sep 26, 2009 1:38PM
I love black people.
Posted by guest , Sep 26, 2009 4:20PM
@22 killed it
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=11887&title=wu-tang-financial
we about to go to war invest in some nuclear bombs
Posted by guest , Sep 26, 2009 11:07PM
@ 18
Is this your first time Erin?
Posted by ChronClops , Sep 27, 2009 5:45PM
You see, Maude? Now *there* goes an agreeable negro.
Posted by Sturmfuhrer G. Beck , Sep 28, 2009 8:22AM
@1, 43, 48
Warum hast you nicht geburnt to death in der towers on 9/11?
Posted by Yoooo , Sep 28, 2009 2:36PM
I wonder what kind of derivatives Nate Dogg is considering...
Posted by guest , Sep 28, 2009 3:41PM
@50, I hear he's shorting 17 warm bodies